In all seriousness, why are fucking kiwis so afraid of these things?
In all seriousness, why are fucking kiwis so afraid of these things?
Ayden Foster
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David Campbell
Killing machines
Angel Martinez
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Samuel Rivera
A pocket knife is more deadly than that.
Noah Reed
At least put a trigger warning, we don't need any of our Aussie posters getting PTSD
Wyatt Roberts
If this is your idea of a pocket knife then yeah, you're right.
Jaxson Jones
BIN IT
Evan Morgan
I don't think you have a licence for that, reported to FSB
Nicholas Cruz
kek british pot metal steel "rambo" knife
Blake Russell
Imagine if the person holding the pocket knife could cut through a tree with one slice, and you have a cassowary
Sebastian Mitchell
They keep stealing our women in raids
Eli Sanchez
>cassowary
Another adorable one of god's creations
Cooper Hall
I was thinking more like a box cutter, but really even a large heavy stick would beat that, hell a rock would be more dangerous than that pathetic one clawed foot.
>people are actually scared of these pathetic animals
Dominic Parker
they can eviscerate you or crush your torso with a single kick
Christian Gonzalez
Dat thigh gap tho
Joshua Butler
He'll fuck you up, senpai
Nolan Phillips
>No one realizes the emus have taken over new Zealand and are in the process of purging humans
How much more kiwi blood must be spilled before the world intervenes?
Brayden Williams
The average is 10 centimeters? I thought it was 7. This is very unsettling.
Austin Lee
In all seriousness, why does the bald eagle sound like a fucking seagull?
Aaron Robinson
We serve the Emu Lord.
Cooper Wilson
With the right pills you could probably get yours to 10.
David Russell
All hail the grand Emu
Ryan Watson
>tfw literally longer than your penis
Noah Morris
>centimeters
So it's a small foot?
Hunter Smith
>American measurements