Official /turnleft/ Xfinity O’Reilly Auto Parts 300 @ Texas Motor Speedway Race Thread

Coverage about to get started on NBCSN

Roll for winner

Coverage on NBCSN rn

Rolling for who gets Wheldon'd.

>record track speeds during quali
Nice.

>The NBC Olympic negro is back.

>bumped to nbcsn for a 2 minute horse race

I know it's only bush series but 15 years ago this would be on the network

Relax. I'm just mad I can't cast my MBC Sports live stream to my Chromecast.

Is the audio on the NBC Stream totally muffled and only coming out of one side for anyone else?

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*kneels*

>prayzin' Geezis!
I hate the Romans for this shit...

popcorn chicken was breddy gud tho famalam

Why is this loli taking so long?

Everybody loves fried chicken.

>this little girl singing like a pop star

her vocal coach should be shot

some people like it more than others.

>it's another "this is all about me and not the anthem" performance
pretty much

>Olympics
Zero fucks given.

rolling 4 winner

>Texass still has two full weekends

Remember: Rockingham died for this.

>not watching the qt curling girls

>tfw SADler will never get a championship

it also killed Darlington and brought it back as a zombie only for "throwback weekend" meme and no spring race

Hi

inb4 cupdriverwinslol

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>watching anything for "cutie girls"
When it's time to watch porn, watch porn.

Is this usually an entertaining race?

no

the race from the grand stands to the urinal when a caution comes out is pretty entertaining

>Custard

one of the few kids I actually like

>dillon

>best Dillon

Really need the track to widen out this is kinda dumb what's going on w/the outside lane

>tfw no PJ1 Track Bite

If the 3 JRM cars go to homestead, will there any team order to let byron win?

his ass needs the street creds for when he goes to the 24 next year so yeah

I don't think Junior would be down for that, so no.

Besides, Sadler and Allgaier raced each other like Hell last year at Homestead.

Nope.

It's game on.

>team order

This is Muhmerica we don't do that eurofag shit here

>Tifft P5

When did he git gud?

when the next brain tumor appears

>Literal advertisement for a box that you shit in

BEETUS

>beetus

DUDE REED LMAO

That Jones Boy wins lol

Favorite thing about NASCAR desu. Logano should have pit last week though, there is a little bit you can do for each other.

>he doesn't remember itchyspingate/pitfornofuckingreasonwhatsoevergate

I vaguely remember someone pitting to let a teammate gain a position. Is itchyspingate in reference to MWR at Richmond? Wtf does itchy mean?

how's your arm user? Is it itching?

It was code for "We need you to draw a caution"

>why is there nothing in the trunk?

this dumb nigger

>"Let's go down to Black Olympics Man!"
>"Hi guys, can you please explain what the fuck is going on?"

Still better than Libredge Wood

This is a trunk.

Agree.

At least Black Olympics Man isn't a giant faggot.

YEEHAW CAUTION

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Why didn't I know about this?

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I agree that Alto is tolerable but he's just a token black when you consider his role and how little he seems to know about NASCAR.

ESPN at least got it right when they hired Brad Daugherty. Dude was a lifelong race fan and owned a car in the Busch Series way back in the 90s.

he is a married married man with 2.5 young daughters
stop it with this homosex Rutledge meme

>that other Jones boy

>Rutledge
>not a giant faggot
Choose one, user.

>married married
>2.5
Are you okay Rutledge?

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>owned a car in the Busch Series way back in the 90s
And is part owner of the 47-37, i remember him jumping with Rusty wallace when dinger won at the glen

His time is not long for this Earth....

I liked Daugherty on TV. He reminded me a little bit of Benny Parsons.

Man, those are some bright headlights on that pace car

>these restarts

I miss Brad Daugherty as well.
2nd only to BP in his child like enthusiasm for the sport
it was highly contagious

>Poole's still open
Soon

>commercial caution

PUT. IT. OUT.

Why didn't Bruton Smith build any short tracks when he expanded west?

visions of races with 250,000+ fans in attendance everywhere

Bigger track = more space for seats to sell tickets, at least that was the theory

The mindset behind the track-building boom of the 90s was multi-purpose facilities that both stock cars and open-wheel cars could run on.

Unfortunately, IRL/CART fizzled out and IndyCar banned assault ovals so now we're stuck with these tracks in stock cars.

>son of lar

the original LVMS layout was excellent for hosting open wheel and stock cars
Bruton changed the layout in 2006 or whenever with just stock cars in mind
Then Dan Wheldon happened and here we are

>Now let's watch Larson charge from the back!

>Custer pulling himself out of the shit
Good, good.

Indy should just remove all the wings for oval races so they have to slow down

roadsters are deathtraps dude

that would never fly in current year

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HARMON8TOR NOOOOOOOO

>smoking some BBQ

>gaughn with the wind

lupton could have pulled a peters

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APPLES

>ynr that Earl won last year's Cup race here

I miss him lads.

I wish he would have tried open-wheel or sports cars or something. Just out of curiosity.

I miss him too

Retired early so he could drop out of society and enjoy his millions while he still has a little bit of youth left
Carl does whatever the fuck he wants everyday and there's nobody to answer to

Carl is now in a sail boat somewhere in the atlantic ocean