Why don't you have abs, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have abs, Sup Forums?

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I dont how how

My body fat percentage is above 13%

That guy is probably 5'2" and gay

Not jealous

>uncut
Good. Adds a solid 2-3 points on my dick rating score.

both my parents have big bellies

Hott. I'd let you pin me and fuck me like a good girl.

I don't like any of this!

I do, and my penis is bigger.
but
>tfw anglo with northern english accent
>tfw 5'10 and mental illness
It doesn't even matterrrrrrr
>Sup Forums filname

Can't afford steroids yet

People who go to gyms are either gay sightseeing for hunks or a peewee-dicked faggot compensating for having a small weewee with a big body

that dude's nipples are one foot from his belly button
HAHAHAHA
THAT DUDE 5'1"
HOLY SHIT

How about you stop obsessing over the male aesthetic like a faggot, and actually DO something with your body that isn't equivalent to masturbation?

I lift and have an 8.5" penis

but I'm 5'10 and British, so you might have a point
>coping mechanism to the max
lads get a life

Na Mate I just have a massive dick and need to make sure my muscles are proportional, you wouldn't understand.

>abs
/fit/ here. That's merely rolls of fat over your abs. No definition. Almost anybody 20% or lower has that

Nice micropenis, faggot.

Because I'm a degenerate alcoholic, binge eater, cigarette smoker who doesn't exercise.

At least I have a well paying job and an all right gf....

...

THAT PROJECTION HOLY SHIT

>Buff manlets

The fucking worst. Buff manlets just end up looking like midgets. Weird proportions and strange stockness. Disgusting.

If you're manlet, just don't bother. You're the runt of societies litter and you should just assume the role of cannon fodder for the race war.

Only tall strong men should be allowed to breed.

My BF % is around 11% and I still dont have abs.

I do you dumb leaf.

I also have stretch marks, shit posture and loose skin.
Whether I have abs or not is and was the easiest thing to fix compared to those other ones.

Lift to self actualize, not for dickpics and selfies you faggot cunt.

I do

>calling you out that your only insults are assumptions
>"Y-YOU'RE PROJECTING I AM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY ;_;"
You can't make this shit up

Quit projecting nigger.

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why are ab exercises so much harder than lifting?

SPEAK CLEARLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>philippines talking about small dicks

Then you're unlucky (or just didn't work on your abs enough).

I'm getting there you fucker, I'm just starting out at the gym and I have 60 pounds to go before I can get abs but I'm going to stop 20 pounds above that and just start bulking there to gain mass instead of just losing fat.

nice cock btw.

not even if you paid me creep

you fucked up now leaf