Who wins?

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team one has UNLIMITED POWER

unbalanced teams, how would anyone beat data and sheev?

Data and Sheev could both solo Team 2 easily

You think they can handle the pest?

Team 1 easily wins because Sheev is OP. Bane is the only real threat Team 2 has and he can be stopped with a bullet. CIA and Patrick are good shots. Bender is also a threat close up and has resistance to firearms, but Sheev can deal with him or Data could outsmart him easily

Arsenal of choosing.

That means Bender gets dumb Futurama stuff and Data shows up with the Enterprise.

Team 1 is way too stacked.

>within reason.
I assume that means modern weaponry. Limited to maybe one main gun, one pistol, a knife, and a grenade at most

Team 1. Not even fair, Sheev could beat Team 2 by himself with fucking ease.

kinda one sided

Within reason means at least a phaser and a lightsaber.

Literally everyday carry for those two.

Sheev has hand-lightning and Dale has POCKETSAND

This is nowhere near fair, Team 1 wins in a fucking landslide

What a shit image. Sheev could take the other 9 and be fine. KYS

By this logic I could say Sheev shows up in the Death Star with his team and blows up the planet Team 2 is standing on.

Dale is an obvious sleeper cell for Team 2.

Data could do pretty well, mostly because of smarts but also due to him being a nearly indestructible robot with super-strength.

Sheev could solo everyone on team 2

He's far from indestructible. Just really good at physical combat.

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He's still pretty tough. Normal firearms won't really mess with him.

Dexter could at least take the first three due to his stalking and stealth skills. Wouldnt even need to have a kill room, just put extra in his usual syringe and they die of overdose.

Bender would fucking destroy Data.

Sheev is unkillable tho

Bender, Dexter, Dale, and John Leguzammo definitely AREN'T memes

failure

Fixed version

The role of Emperor Palpatine would be taken from Ian McDiarmid and given to Idris Elba, giving the black meme man Unlimited Power.