AUSTRALIAN ELECTION THREAD #4

Cancerous sausage sizzle edition.

Big Strong Americans look at our culture, we like sausages in bread, straya cunt XD

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1st for Libs

1st for one nation

>inb4 anti-LDP liberal shill

What meat is the sausage made of?
Brit here. You ozzi fags seem to have some fettish with beef sausage.

OFFICIAL Sup Forums SENATE POLL

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Today we stand in solidarity for those cunts who were not issues their standard issue service voting snag.


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1: ALA 2: One Nation 3: Rise Up 4: Sustainable Australia 5: Australian Christians 6: Fred Niles Christian Democratic Party

did i do good?

at least half of the people handing out ballot forms were muslim women
why

How do we deal with the oldies problem?

Do y'all have any right-wing parties, or are they all left-wing for the most part? It seems like a lot of people on here are supporting the liberal party. Or is your liberal party right wing?

First for putting 60 numbers in random order on the senate paper.

They're mostly beef yeah.

Who /earlyvoting/ here?
I've been on the piss all day, and didn't have to line up with the unwashed masses.

Oldies are fine mate, selfish yes, but they are a buffer against extreme pinko scum

Just put them in homes, confiscate their homes, and everything will be OK

You should have put One Nation first and (((ALA))) second

I think you know. But the same people preventing us from dealing with the muzzie problem are preventing us from fixing the boomer situation.

I would say throwing molotovs at houses in affluent suburbs would be a good start.

Same, my voting area put white people like me in the minority from a glance.

It was really odd.

Yeah Liberal is more right wing than Labor

The 'Liberal' party is centre-right, really cuckservative if anything

Plenty of meme parties, the most popular being Pauline Hanson's One Nation

Liberal as in classic Liberalism. They're socially conservative.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_liberalism

it's because they're cheap. Pork is superior in every way.

Never had an election day sausage in my life. My station was at a Greek primary school, if some entrepreneurial wog had wheeled out a lamb on the spit he'd he a fucking millionaire.

Its centrist-right. Really only "liberal" economically.

i was surprised how white my area was.. i must live on curry street or something. seemed like 90% white people there- no idea how they managed to get half of the people handing out forms to be muslims

Yes. No (((LDP)))

Same first three preferences as me, good work.

>tfw your local school was 99% white people and only took 15mins to vote
Feels good man.

Pirate party masterrace.

>It's a Sup Forums argues over which right-wing meme squad party is less "cucked" episode

You guys need to get some real sausage, made of pork.

>Gove is on ABC

Nick is that you?

Remember, a vote for Labor is a vote for Safe Schools.

youtube.com/watch?v=vtvIO6jNKco

>mfw MSM is ratcheting up the inter-generational war in the continuing efforts to keep society divided at all costs.

>so few whites they were all processed in 15 minutes

This.

embarrassing phma

I was going to vote for them then I read they want to ease immigration

What's up with this ranked voting shit? Sounds like a yuge waste of time, just vote for the person you want

Any other lambie voters here?

Damn that must suck, where were you voting?

Immigrants aren't really a problem here though.

>voting a certain way so you can make a post to impress american neo-nazis in an attempt to get a couple of (You)'s
bruh

Who /protest vote/ here?

> Who freedom flakes?

LDP have the best all-round policies and the best memes.

First past the post voting is retarded. Preferential voting is far superior.

My polling station didn't even have sausage sizzle and I went their specifically for lunch today fucking stitched up cunt.

It's better because we don't have to compromise on a shitty second-worst candidate (eg Trump/Clinton).

>What's up with this ranked voting shit? Sounds like a yuge waste of time, just vote for the person you want

Preferential voting is great, it means you don't get UK style situations where UKIP gets 15% of the vote and only 1 seat in a 400 strong parliament.

>everyone complaining about long queues at polling places
>turn up to local polling place
>queue is literally just one person in front of me
>only have one how to vote card offered to me
>left within 2 minutes of joining the queue

that was less painful than I thought it would be

That was a different perspective on your post. That it was handled quickly because there are so few white people left


nigger

Can you give me a quick overview of the parties?

>LDP have the best all-round policies
Good joke.

>best memes.
Most cringey more like.

They should all just roll into one.

Are you projecting? It must suck living in lelbourne.

It's probably people that live in the cucked parts of the country.

Pretty reddit ad campaign desu

The Liberals definitely aren't classic liberals cunt the LDP are tho

It's so we can vote for meme parties without wasting the vote

Then the major parties can see which meme parties their voters like and adapt theirpolicies

> not supporting a free market economy
> not being anti-nanny state/regressive left

Yeah righto mate, Pauline all the way! Ban those muzzos!

1. One Nation
2. LDP
3. (((ALA)))
4. Shooters, Fisher and Farmers
5. NXT
6. Labor

How did i do?

Nah, we do still have that problem, you're thinking of proportional representation.

Preferential stops us from having similar parties A and B take 30% of the vote each and then completely different party C winning on 40%.

Can't overwhelm the Leyonhjelm.

I voted irregardless to what Sup Forums thinks, I just was curious what people thought of my vote

fucking horribly

holy shit is LDP the new fedora tippers society?
youtube.com/watch?v=iU-8Uz_nMaQ

>cringe
>societies organise themselves magically
>no government
>people actually believe this

How I voted:

LDP
SFFP
Right wing meme parties
Labor

Didn't even give Libshits, Greens or all the filthy communist left parties a number.

>inb4 Liberals are better than Labor

House of Reps doesn't mean fuck all, Senate is where it's at.

housemate went out at 9am to 'beat the lines' took him 45 minutes. I rolled out of bed at midday and it took be less that 15 from leaving the front door to getting back.

>deciding the future of your country
>waste of time
Maybe thats why your country voted with their vaginas

There are a lot but here goes:

Liberals = Centre Right
Labor = Centre Left
Greens = Left
Nationals = Center Right with a rural focus.
Lib-Dems = Autistic Libertarians
NXT = Radical Centre

Then there's lots of centre and right wing parties/independents with varying levels of support such as:

JLC
One Nation
PUP
etc.

The libs and the Nats are in a coalition

How legit is this argument anons?
youtube.com/watch?v=BO6UcfJcUcs

>Yeppoon

>Yep Poon

open borders and no NEETbux, way to choose the worst of both worlds

Whys that?

That's all libertarians man. They're delusional.

> Not knowing how pencils are made
Central planners should stay home.

>Pauline will win a senate seat

I think you'll find there are a significant number of communists in Labor.

>One Nation
Based right-wing party

>Liberals
Conservative

>Labor
Faggots

>Greens
Huge Faggots

>Everything else
Various meme parties

Nigga there's like 10 other right wing meme parties you could have chucked down before selecting fucking Labor and NXT

>Shilling this hard for the globalists.

It's like you want to be swarmed by foreigners and our national identity to be destroyed.

LDP voters are cucks just like the greens.

FUCK YOU CUNT
SAUSAGE SIZZLES ARE THE RIGHT OF EVERY STRAYAN EVERYWHERE

The only way I can see Australia surviving is under the Liberals, they have done well so far so I voted for Libs all the way.

> Open to economic migrants. Closed to welfare leeches. Fixing the welfare state so it's for the poor and not a lifestyle.

Get a job mate.
FTFY

I voted ALA in the Senate and LPA in the House of Reps

Yeah mate there are, but honestly I put em at like 10 because I may as well make sure Libs don't get in if none of the others I voted for don't. Chances are Pauline gets my vote anyway before Labor

Libertarians have always been the fedora of political movements. Watch them lose horribly to One Nation.

Is that the one where she pours a giant cocktail glass of urine over the sub's head?

need sauce

Put a party at 3rd preference and a party at 4th preference. Ended up crossing out the 3 and putting them 4th and my 4th changed to 3. That doesn't spoil it, yeah?

>friendlyjordies

I think he's a funny cunt, but the labor shilling is too much for me

Hmm I am intrigued by your voting system.

stop memeing you fucking retard

> Working for 10 years here before applying for citizenship
> Swarmed by foreigners

Oh yeah righto.....you know foreigners built this country right? Slavs, Chinks and other Europeans? Much different than flooding us with fake refugees, restricting gun ownership and giving them welfare.

They're actually sensible policies that could create a 4th major party, but no you're right let's just focus on single issues like muslims and ignore everything else, like loss of freedoms and the national debt, righto.

vote is null and void if any crossing out is present, you goofed.

>open to economic mugrants

Why are there so many of them on this board?
They must know the Ron Paul phenomenon was like, 10 years ago and their talking points are totally stale.

there was a massive cyclone up there last year. Days and days of newsreaders going: "And mass floodings and record wind gusts have been reported over night in Yeppoon."

>tfw voted for all the Christian parties just to trigger atheists.

>tfw too late to get a sausage

jej