Canucks vs Pittsburgh hockey time mega thread

Canucks vs Pittsburgh hockey time mega thread
>crosbys concussions edition

Lineup

>Penguins
>Crosby
>Bill

>Nilsson in net

oh boy this ain't gonna be pretty

it's markstrom in net, boyo

>2 shutouts

He'll get his 3rd.

...

OH SHIT THAT CHANCE

wtf it looked like guentzel tripped on his own

>Derek "Scores It" Dorsett missed the wide open net

NU NU NU NUHHHHHHHHHHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOH!!!

>stadium erupts for a penguins goal
vanplastic

>Markstrom

Thank God, it'll only be 4-1 instead of 12-1

fuck me what a goal.

The MVP has too much heart to take easy shots

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lmao canucks outplayed so hard

Saw a bunch of girls in Penguins jerseys downtown today.

The thing is, I don't think they're from Pittsburgh...

>barely 3 minutes into the game
>already 2 penalties
fuck off garypuck

Hope they keep this up pretty entertaning so far

>getting BTFO is entertaining

Pittsburgh have a terrible goal differential. Maybe we'll score 1 tonight at least.

>2 goals in past 3 games

>another pp
nice

you suck kippers

>that shove
i thought there was going to be another pp

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>pongs have a terrible goal differential
>still one of the top teams in the league

must suck to suck, canada.

BROCK

"THE BOES"

BOESER

>brock finally doing something
>this is >our future

BROCK "THE BEAST INCARNATE" BOESER DOES IT AGAIN

CALDER CONFIRMED

NUCKS SOMEHOW NOT GETTING BTFO

OUR YEAR
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Y
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A
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>Pingues

BOESER

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

>mfw Del Zotto is wearing an A already

Merely an Oilers done right.

>suck for years
>no fans
>hoard high draft picks
>get fans
>scores a lot
>defense is bad
>but at least you're outscoring your opponent enough to win
>game is entertaining because always high scoring

>canada
>no cups

lmao

>kippers pretending she watches hockey

>assistbabby
>calder

*maintains PPG through 10 games in your path*

>kippers hokkei knowledge

>mfw Bill is on the ice

do we even want edler back? he's been playing like shit, the team has actually done better without edler and eriksson

*BROCKS YOUR PATH*

He's better than DZ.

Biega's somehow been very okay.

Yes because he refuses to waive his NTC

Horvat needs a few points/goals right about now...

OP here,
reminder to filter tripfags
They are not special

he going an assist, WATCH THE GAME KIPPERS

he got an assist on the goal retard

Biega's always been okay. Stop pretending you watch hockey Kippers.

>very okay

He needs more. He's falling behind and he's older than Boeser.

>Literally just got a goal

8 points 5 goals confirmed

But what about Derek "The Phoenix" Dorsett

>always been okay
>has no idea what he's talking about

Lmao.

>it's a "Kippers want to blow Boeser" episode

>its a kippers pretends to watch hockey episode

>its a kippers wont post butt episode

He's a pretty good player, not gonna lie.

this is his peak. a solid 2nd line center. retards like you overhype him for some reason.

>That fat fuck in the seat beside the penalty box
Gross

>its a kippers is still here episode

>It's a very special "Kippers the Christmas Tranny" episode

i luv this one

>Granlund

Could Vanek stop mentoring now please

DORSETT IS UNSTOPPABLE

THIRD TIME WILL BE THE CHARM

welp can't really argue that call

>it's a kippers cock teases everyone in the thread for another full hockey season

ITS SUCH A GOOD VIBRATION

>mcdavid has a 2:1 assist to goals ratio
>lol assistbabby
>boeser has a 2:1 assist to goals ratio
>goat
rmyt

>tfw I don't inspire enough helpless rage for people to proxy against me

Holy shit this PK, thank you Newell Brown

He's supposed to be very good at the dot (think he was top 5 in jrs), stellar defensively, and able to contribute off the rush and make plays.

Still kinda hope he can show more of that.

>even asshurt unemployed pajeets admit their bust is only as good as a 23rd overall

probably because you're a literal "who"

the fuck are you??

>tfw you dont even post regularly anymore

People don't rage against you because you absolutely destroy anyone in an argument. They know better than to argue against someone who's always right.

*gets ready to dress up for the Canucks*

On a scale from 1-10, how worried should other teams be?

>turning the puck over when crosby is on the ice
fucking wew

Clearly the best answer

>entrepreneurship feels

Digits suggest fairly worried

>doesn't watch hockey
>tripfags in /hoc/ for attention

>Del Zotto

Why must >we keep importing >rags into our franchise

Is Boeser actually just Toffoli trying to get 2 paychecks?

>cantpucks get screwed with the draft lottery
>pass on nhl talent to pick a finnish bust

Hes an assistant now. And one of Canada's most eligible bachelors apparently

>its a hutton shoots it wide episode
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

>redd*t spacing

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Juolevis lighting up TPS. Jim "draft god" Benning is playing the long game. He did it this year too where he still ended up with the best player in the draft at 5th overall

>been here before Reddit was even invented

hmm

Man, I remember when he was famous for thirsty texts to porn stars asking for their friends' numbers

>been here before Reddit was even invented

oh god kill me

EWE GOT ME lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO YOU SON OF A BITCH

>shoots it high
>shoots it wide
pls stop i dont like this meme anymroe

NHL players spend literally their whole life shooting pucks at the net
>still can't hit the net

>tripfagging /hoc/ for 10 years without actually watching a game
legit austism

You have been here awhile. You must be hitting the wall soon,or maybe already have. trannies do not age that well.

I want her to pee on my face and abuse me in ways that I can't even describe

is that the canucks signer?

Share the love bro

>watching hockey

What sort of a pleb ass hobby is that

>pee

Impostor

>shots 16-8 Penguins
>not even Vancouver's world renown one-of-a-kind patented "sleepy 2nd period"

oh god

>3 pk's
hmm it's almost like you're not watching the game

Yeah, he lost a ton of weight, changed his mind on abortions, and is taking estrogen daily.

didnt don cherry used to do the first period of the late game too? or am i just imagining?

>continually gets btfo
>just changes the subject
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