Canucks vs Pittsburgh hockey time mega thread
>crosbys concussions edition
Canucks vs Pittsburgh hockey time mega thread
Lineup
>Penguins
>Crosby
>Bill
>Nilsson in net
oh boy this ain't gonna be pretty
it's markstrom in net, boyo
>2 shutouts
He'll get his 3rd.
...
OH SHIT THAT CHANCE
wtf it looked like guentzel tripped on his own
>Derek "Scores It" Dorsett missed the wide open net
NU NU NU NUHHHHHHHHHHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOH!!!
>stadium erupts for a penguins goal
vanplastic
>Markstrom
Thank God, it'll only be 4-1 instead of 12-1
fuck me what a goal.
The MVP has too much heart to take easy shots
...
lmao canucks outplayed so hard
Saw a bunch of girls in Penguins jerseys downtown today.
The thing is, I don't think they're from Pittsburgh...
>barely 3 minutes into the game
>already 2 penalties
fuck off garypuck
Hope they keep this up pretty entertaning so far
>getting BTFO is entertaining
Pittsburgh have a terrible goal differential. Maybe we'll score 1 tonight at least.
>2 goals in past 3 games
>another pp
nice
you suck kippers
>that shove
i thought there was going to be another pp
...
>pongs have a terrible goal differential
>still one of the top teams in the league
must suck to suck, canada.
BROCK
"THE BOES"
BOESER
>brock finally doing something
>this is >our future
BROCK "THE BEAST INCARNATE" BOESER DOES IT AGAIN
CALDER CONFIRMED
NUCKS SOMEHOW NOT GETTING BTFO
OUR YEAR
U
R
Y
E
A
R
>Pingues
BOESER
*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
>mfw Del Zotto is wearing an A already
Merely an Oilers done right.
>suck for years
>no fans
>hoard high draft picks
>get fans
>scores a lot
>defense is bad
>but at least you're outscoring your opponent enough to win
>game is entertaining because always high scoring
>canada
>no cups
lmao
>kippers pretending she watches hockey
>assistbabby
>calder
*maintains PPG through 10 games in your path*
>kippers hokkei knowledge
>mfw Bill is on the ice
do we even want edler back? he's been playing like shit, the team has actually done better without edler and eriksson
*BROCKS YOUR PATH*
He's better than DZ.
Biega's somehow been very okay.
Yes because he refuses to waive his NTC
Horvat needs a few points/goals right about now...
OP here,
reminder to filter tripfags
They are not special
he going an assist, WATCH THE GAME KIPPERS
he got an assist on the goal retard
Biega's always been okay. Stop pretending you watch hockey Kippers.
>very okay
He needs more. He's falling behind and he's older than Boeser.
>Literally just got a goal
8 points 5 goals confirmed
But what about Derek "The Phoenix" Dorsett
>always been okay
>has no idea what he's talking about
Lmao.
>it's a "Kippers want to blow Boeser" episode
>its a kippers pretends to watch hockey episode
>its a kippers wont post butt episode
He's a pretty good player, not gonna lie.
this is his peak. a solid 2nd line center. retards like you overhype him for some reason.
>That fat fuck in the seat beside the penalty box
Gross
>its a kippers is still here episode
>It's a very special "Kippers the Christmas Tranny" episode
i luv this one
>Granlund
Could Vanek stop mentoring now please
DORSETT IS UNSTOPPABLE
THIRD TIME WILL BE THE CHARM
welp can't really argue that call
>it's a kippers cock teases everyone in the thread for another full hockey season
ITS SUCH A GOOD VIBRATION
>mcdavid has a 2:1 assist to goals ratio
>lol assistbabby
>boeser has a 2:1 assist to goals ratio
>goat
rmyt
>tfw I don't inspire enough helpless rage for people to proxy against me
Holy shit this PK, thank you Newell Brown
He's supposed to be very good at the dot (think he was top 5 in jrs), stellar defensively, and able to contribute off the rush and make plays.
Still kinda hope he can show more of that.
>even asshurt unemployed pajeets admit their bust is only as good as a 23rd overall
probably because you're a literal "who"
the fuck are you??
>tfw you dont even post regularly anymore
People don't rage against you because you absolutely destroy anyone in an argument. They know better than to argue against someone who's always right.
*gets ready to dress up for the Canucks*
On a scale from 1-10, how worried should other teams be?
>turning the puck over when crosby is on the ice
fucking wew
Clearly the best answer
>entrepreneurship feels
Digits suggest fairly worried
>doesn't watch hockey
>tripfags in /hoc/ for attention
>Del Zotto
Why must >we keep importing >rags into our franchise
Is Boeser actually just Toffoli trying to get 2 paychecks?
>cantpucks get screwed with the draft lottery
>pass on nhl talent to pick a finnish bust
Hes an assistant now. And one of Canada's most eligible bachelors apparently
>its a hutton shoots it wide episode
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA
>redd*t spacing
...
Juolevis lighting up TPS. Jim "draft god" Benning is playing the long game. He did it this year too where he still ended up with the best player in the draft at 5th overall
>been here before Reddit was even invented
hmm
Man, I remember when he was famous for thirsty texts to porn stars asking for their friends' numbers
>been here before Reddit was even invented
oh god kill me
EWE GOT ME lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO YOU SON OF A BITCH
>shoots it high
>shoots it wide
pls stop i dont like this meme anymroe
NHL players spend literally their whole life shooting pucks at the net
>still can't hit the net
>tripfagging /hoc/ for 10 years without actually watching a game
legit austism
You have been here awhile. You must be hitting the wall soon,or maybe already have. trannies do not age that well.
I want her to pee on my face and abuse me in ways that I can't even describe
is that the canucks signer?
Share the love bro
>watching hockey
What sort of a pleb ass hobby is that
>pee
Impostor
>shots 16-8 Penguins
>not even Vancouver's world renown one-of-a-kind patented "sleepy 2nd period"
oh god
>3 pk's
hmm it's almost like you're not watching the game
Yeah, he lost a ton of weight, changed his mind on abortions, and is taking estrogen daily.
didnt don cherry used to do the first period of the late game too? or am i just imagining?
>continually gets btfo
>just changes the subject
topkek