DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU
DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU
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>WARNING: DANGER TO MANIFOLD
HAD THIS:
*poot*
Is he doing a 'watch it chrissie'
>tfw based J-J-Jesse comes back as the main character
YOU CAN HAVE ANY BREW YOU WANT, AS LONG AS IT'S A CORONA
WATCH YO BACK
When he looked straight into the camera and smiled after swigging that, I dropped the movie.
dude lmao
I like the tuna here.
IT was JUST a PRANGK BRO
>>YOU NEVER EVEN HAD YOUR CAR
>>written & directed by M Night Shamalam
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>Passenger side floor falls out, sprays Brian with sparks
>E J E C T O
>S E A T O
>C U Z
what did he mean by this?
>TORETTO... TORETTO! SWAT CAME INTO MY HOUSE, DISRESPECTED MY FAMILY... BECAUSE SOMEBODY NARC'D ME OUT
TAQUITO!
BULLSHIT
NO LIKES THE TUNA
>mfw you get replaced with a cuter better version
Who's ready for Fate with Walker 2.0?
[watch yo back intensifies]
What, I can't pay for my own shrimp?
Yeah well I do.
>tfw dropped the tuna
Is he really finally coming back?
LIKE I SAID WE HUNGRY
He's confirmed for the next three movies
Fate of the Furious
Fast 9: The Furious Awakens
FasTEN Your Seatbelts
Lol i remember when ricers were cool. Now when i see a civic with a fart can exhaust i just cringe.
I GOT A HIGH METABOLISM
>cringe
You have to go back
WE HONGRY CUZ
>FasTEN Your Seatbelts
hearty kek
The worst part is that's not out of the realm of possibility as far as their naming scheme goes
>FasTEN Your Seatbelts
That's fucking lit
I hope bow wow comes back
>BAWITABADBABADABANGDABANGDIGGYDIGGY
Street's closed pizza boy!
>SHE WAS JUST ADMIRIN
>...
>...
>MAH RIDE
>FOR FAMILIA
MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD, PAL
f e r r a r i
>smoke em
MAKE ME A SUPERSTAAAAAUGHHR
>fasTEN
WHY DON'T YOU TRY FAT BURGER FROM NOW ON
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A CHEESE AND FRIES FOR 2.95 FAGGOT
>fastTEN...
>implying it matters whether you win y an inch or a mile
>implying winning isn't winning.
>Walkerscrashedcar.jpg
I LIKE THE TUNA HERE
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>tfw you will never hear "faggot" used as a casual insult in a movie ever again
HEY MAN, HE WAS IN MY FACE
KEK WHY IS THIS FRANCHISE SO QUOTABLE
GODDAMN STREET RACERS
I'M IN YOUR FACE
>FasTEN Your Seatbelts
If they have the balls to do this I will be there opening night
I will die of laughter if any mention of FasTEN happens when they eventually shit out this
No idea why the next one isn't styled as "F8 of the Furious".
Kek even time
I WONDA IF YU KNOW
HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO
...
I miss when this series was about cars and being as radical as possible. I don't like that's Coor's Light version of James Bond.
IF YOU SEE ME THEN YOU MEAN IT
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WHOAAOO
WHOAAOO
WHOAAOO
WHOAAOO
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
YOU GOTTA FEEL THE DANCE
>You will never get raped by Johnny Tran
why even live. He is physical perfection
NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO
ALL NIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO
TOKYO IS ON FIRE
IM IN YOUR FACE
>FasTEN...
In retrospect, fall/winter 06 — NOT 9/11, because fall 2001-summer 2006 was still awesome — can be seen as a sorta tipping point when everything went to shit and everything had all personality and thought removed from it, including Fast and Furious movies
my life be like
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO
FAST AND FURIOUSSSSSSS
DICK DICK DICK
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fasten your seat belt or end up like paul walker or fysbeulpw
AT THE STARTING OF THE WEEK
AT SUMMIT TALKS YOU'LL HEAR THEM SPEAK
IT'S ONLY MONDAY
Is that Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
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We're dinosaurs, user.
Sum Ting Wong.
seems like a solid hypothesis but I'd like to see more evidence than just some fucking TV shows
Wi Tu Lo
I fucked a chick whos uncle wrote the dialogue for this movie
ask me anything
I fucked the uncle of a chick who watched this movie.
ask me anything
Hi Lo Mein
Do you live your life a quarter mile at a time?
>RELAX DON'T PUSH IT YOU EMBARRASS ME oh hi mark
DOES HE RUN IT DEEP ENOOOUGH TO TAKE YOU THERE
what did they mean by this
i invented this joke you fucking stealer cunt
STOP SAYING IT PIECE OD SHIT
Fix the fate and turn it into "F8 of the furious"
Holi fucc
whats that wurd you called me? GAY GIN?
Tokyo kino
>THEY CALL HIM DK
>DK?
>DONKEY KANGZ?
My Uncle Chick fucked this movie's dialogue
Kek
LET'S GO MINAAAAAAAGEEEE
I miss this guy
WABAKI
ITT: Granny-shifters, not double-clutching
The iPhone was released in summer 2007
>FasTEN Your Seatbelts
holy shit I'm dying kek
>tfw said FasTEN Your Seatbelts in a thread like 4 months ago and got zero (You)s
Always funny