Whats the most redpill way to commit suicide Sup Forums?

Whats the most redpill way to commit suicide Sup Forums?

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By doing it while Allied troops are coming to get you.

Doing it the same way pat Tillman did

Death by Assault Rifle. Do you own one Australia?

Shooting yourself obviously
Too bad gun laws are strict here, would have done already

>most redpill way to commit suicide

>implying suicide van be red pilled instead of ultimate degeneracy

>bring back based Catholic and orthodox burial in special unhallowed ground at the crossroads and unmarked stake

>fuck suicide

By gun

by not

afterlife doesn't exist

#ALLAHAKBAH

Die via HIV from raping an ISIS fighter.

Blowing up Parliament.

Squeeze a whole tube of white toothpaste into your rectum.

It will actually kill you.

Join the military and go on every dangerous mission killing non-whites until you die.

Nah man. Just got out of the Army. It's actually nothing like CALL DOOT

- become muslim
- wait a year to make it believable
- shoot up a synagogue

Zyklon B

Create a giant paper mache statue showing ""diversity"" and display it at your counties most
Popular liberal event

Then get on top and yell "fuck niggers" and detonate the explosives you have inside


Or opinion B)

Take 50 pounds of meat
Go into emu territory
Hide the explosives inside the pile of meat
Before you detonate yell "fak yu ya feathary cunts"

Option C)
Do the same as b) but with abbos

>enter synagogue
>hold up 1 cm sphere of gold
>swallow it

do it op

How about not comit suicide at all?
You have plenty of things to see before leaving, so why hurry?

killl yoursleef

Well if you feel that way you shouldn't take anyone with you, give them a shot at life. I would recommend falling from a height, maybe from one of those old railroad bridges in the wilderness (I know those are in most U.S states, kind of hard to find though.) They're usually pretty and it'd be a nice last sight.

Political assassi-I mean obviously you should just get help

>Get hostages.
>As a sign of good faith let some of them go when the cops show up.
>Only let the minorities go.
>Demand that your statement be broadcasted live and then you'll let the rest go.
>Go on liberal tirade about how all whites are racists bigots.
>Say you can't stop yourself because toxic masculinity.
>Start killing the rest of the hostages.
>Either get gunned down by cops or self terminate.

You really gotta sell the crazy liberal self hate thing.

Not killing yourself because suicide is degenerate.

Causes of depression:
Alcohol or drug use
Certain medical problems, such as underactive thyroid, cancer, or long-term pain
Some kinds of medicines, such as steroids
Sleeping problems
Stressful life events, such as death or illness of someone close to you, divorce, childhood abuse or neglect, loneliness (common in the elderly), relationship breakup
Disease (major/clinical depression)
Yeah fuck all those degenerates for getting a disease they couldn't cope with how dare they

>Finally, he [Brutus] spoke to Volumnius himself in Greek, reminding him of their student life, and begged him to grasp his sword with him and help him drive home the blow. And when Volumnius refused, and the rest likewise ... grasping with both hands the hilt of his naked sword, he fell upon it and died.

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Kamikaze

Not always. A suicide can be honorable. Fearing to face death and to cowardly cling to life at any cost is degenerate.

holy fuck, this is sad genius at work.

Shoot up either the SPLC, ADL, Scientology, or some MSM headquarters and die by cop.

Have u at least voted first? Polls still open in WA. You can vote for the shooters and fishing party too

Old age

By false-flagging Islam and claiming to be a convert after attending your local Mosque.

join your countries military and request the most dangerous assignments until you die.

pulling a elisa lam in the most liberal city but not a water tower in the reservoir thats currently used. not easy to find in some cases and not easy to get near without being spotted by cameras

some kid pissed in one and got spotted by the cameras a few years ago and they had to dump all the water. you need to ninja your way into it

go to Sup Forums and ask them of tenchu stealth assassins

This, just do it

death by cop via shooting up a gay bar

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The only acceptable answer

Godspeed, space cowboy

Drawing Mohammed.

Joint isis

>flag
step outside

Jump out of a plane dressed as an eagle.

Being torn to shreds would be lengthy and painful though.

This. Seriously, draw the most offensive pictures of Mohammed you can, start a facebook, twitter, jewtube, whatever else you can think of, and post your drawings all over the place. Become an anti-muslim e-celeb, and bait Muslims as much as you can, call them camel fuckers, yell "come at me bro" or whatever you want, shit on the koran, just go absolutely hog-shit wild on radical Islam and make sure to do it in a way that anyone could easily find out who you are.

Human bomb in congress. That is alpha because you kill alpha males protected by armed alpha males. The other would be die fighting in prison, while standing of your feet without getting raped once.

Dying in war though is not alpha anymore. Nothing related to killing from a distance can be alpha.

> Shooting someone
> Alpha

Fuck that, joining the military is alpha before the invention or long distance firearms. Damn, even archery would be alpha since they did not have so much range

The point isnt to die for your country, but to make the other son of a bitch die for his.