Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread Bowling Ball Northbound edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

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youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salute_(pyrotechnics)
youtube.com/watch?v=5u-2zbsw51g
youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

100 people partying in the street about to get baked, nothing further

D Y N A M I T E

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt

...

Ready

B O W L I N G B A L L

YELLOW SHIRT

STICKS OF FUCKING DYNAMITE

IS THERE SERIOUSLY A DARKIE WITH MOTHERFUCKING DYNAMITE. WE ARE LITERALLY A DECADE FROM MAD MAX : CHICAGO STYLE

youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT

PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.

Miners testing bedrock with Dynamite, nothing to see here

DYNAMITE

This new thread smells fresh

I peed my fucking pants fuck you man I dying ahahaha

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all this experience has taught me is that black people really know how to have a good time.

THREADLY REEMINDER, THIS IS THE THIRD REPORT OF DYNAMITE IN USE IN FOUR FUCKING DAYS.

These aren't as hard to get as it sounds. Especially this time of year.

Oh god, it's flipped, sorry brothers.

Zone 6: Officer down!

youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

Robert is muh nigger.

probably blockbusters no dynamite

Cheers robert

It's not even the first call about nigs with dynamite this week.

's a cool summer night
My .44's on my waist gotta half a stick of dynamite
Got some beef wit some niggas across town
Keep my man to the ground
I gotta shut it down, they pull up on my block
I'm in my little brown hooptie
So they guess I want the white rock
They walk close towards my ride
Surprise motherfucker it's a hit from the South side!

>munchies box
which one did you get? i tired the nacho sandwhich one and it was awful

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Seriously though. M80's are literally a quarter stick of dynamite. You guys never get good fireworks?

where the fuck do you buy dynamite in Chicago

guns I get, but fucking dynamite?

how is that city not a smoldering iron husk?

CHIRAQ GOING TO EXPLODE SOON.
>REPORTS OF DYNAMITE

>STICKS OF FUCKING DYNAMITE

We need to do something about all dynamite violence in this country.

>ITT POST CUTIES FROM CHICAGO

top kek!

>Armed Robbery

Anything else?

most likely M80s they are loud as fuck

Tape two M80s together and boom

People sell blockbusters and home made explosives for 4th of july

DRINKING IS OVER, PEOPLE TRYING TO GO HOME
>LETS ROB PEOPLE MY FRIENDS
10-4 Robert.

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m80's are the smaller ones

if they mistook it for a half stick it must have been a blockbuster

What was that dude saying about 1am

HAPPENING?

Dynamite usually refers to the high explosive outside of the 1/2 Sticks of gunpowder in fireworks in the US

It's 1/80th of a stick. That's why it's called m80.

>1 o clock
real Robert hours

Chicken and tato my brobro

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>fireworks
>not even the 4th or even the 3rd at the earliest
Fucking rabblerousers

>3 black girls robbing someone in an alley way.

ever going down an alley in Chicongo

fucking chewbacca

Thank God I'm recording the stream. That was amazing.

guns banned in chicago and fireworks banned in illinois, they probably go to indiana for all of it

>tfw playing stellaris muted, covered in an electric blanket listening to the scanner in the background

Reaper sound again

>It has only begun

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Hydrogen Peroxide (30-35%) + Hexamine (Solid "flameless" camp stove fuel tablets) + Citric Acid = HMTD, max det velocity of 5.1 km/s.

250 grams of HMTD = closed casket funeral. (If there's enough left to even justify a casket)

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how the cards coming Roberts
>10-4

>ever going down an alley in Chicongo

At 1 FUCKING AM

i love androgenous black people

The dispatch was for a half stick. People who work in construction sometimes smuggle explosives for this.

>THE FUCKING REAPERS ARE BACK

take a gun with you

fireworks are highly restricted here too, when we get illegal ones it's mostly crappy roman candles and catherine wheels

I can't imagine how much m80's would cost here

Are they just saying Dynamite though or is it probably just Cherry Bombs or some shit like that. I know their dangerous but they aren't trinitroglyceride necessarily.

real robert hours inbound
i'm awaiting something big

some niggas are beating eachother at a sushi bar atm lets see if that goes any further

Delete This

you better be playing the Sup Forums mod

if you up it to youtube then post the link later

So very wrong.
M80s are just short of a quarter stick. M80S are also illegal in all states where as m66s are not because they are smaller.

t. Worked in firework store

Wait wait wait, someone had fucking EXPLOSIVES?!

Also, 2 bodies found apparently.

Wile E. Coyote confirmed in Chicago

stellaris fun? i got stardrive2 instead cuz it looked better

>

>buying home made explosives from a stranger

what kind of life does one need to lead for this to sound like a good idea

what is the shelf life of these people?

If you aren't illegally CCW in Chicago you are literally risking your life daily.

>get firearm license
>buy blackpowder (need license)
>make illegal fireworks and sell for an assload

Shit, there's a business idea if you're criminally minded.

I'll probably make a highlight reel or something. Pretty boring just listening to hours of old dispatch not live.

It's getting near the Fourth of July! Dog Bless Ameriga!

assume they're just fireworks and the officer is retarded.

Dat smug spicfu

>brother stabbed in the neck

>what is the shelf life of these people?

Been on n off. Got a bingo on the blue card though.

Brother stabbed in the neck

Black tidus

>meanwhile in dispatch radio
youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs

for people confused about the 'dynamite"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salute_(pyrotechnics)

Sorry m8. Maybe these directions are easier to follow.

youtube.com/watch?v=5u-2zbsw51g

youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ
>not buying bootleg fireworks
>not burning the hood down
>not water under mount runnin'

home invasion? lol do they dispatch their women to do low level crimes in chitown lol

They're hereeeeeeeee

YOU HEARD IT TOO?

We'll get an op bro

unless there is an extension (jail)