JDIMSA

JDIMSA

Ya hangin' in there, Sup Forums?

>tfw it's the episode where you apply to another job that you exceed all the qualifications for but know you won't get anyways
Real tired of this story arc.

dumb frogposter

>your life is a mid-day early 90's soap opera, with you as the sole character walking around a poorly lit room

>getting upset at betas posting frogs

dumb ass frogposter
go kiss your dads boyfriend

job interview tomorrow, things are looking up.

You must be fun at parties.

>took a giant dump
>toilet won't flush

After years of glorious neetdom and shitting on wagecucks, I now have to look for a job.

>Ashton Kutcher is vowing to shut down cunny threads

What timeline is this? Make it go away!

no

>It's another "apply for a job and get no response back" episode

I hate the scene where the MC emails the HR manager, and she can't even take the time to answer basic fucking questions about the application process.

Don't worry Opie.Mods will delete this shit thread and ban your ass

>he worries about getting banned when you can easily evade them
Mods ain't shit.

Life was better when I wasn't a zombie on anti depressants

>it's an "user's book for one of his classes did not come in the mail and now he's missed a month's worth of homework" episode

You could have resolved this issue easily. You chose to fuck up.

This thread reminded me that I haven't seen a Truman thread in a while

Not exactly. The book is on back order everywhere.

Anyways, I'm acing the class. The homework literally means nothing.

It's just irritating, asshole.

>bitching about problems when it's not even a problem
Kys

Things you'd never say to me in real life. :^)

>tfw just got blown by an ugly girl with an outie
She was nice though.

>implying I wouldn't slap the shit out of you

Unless you're 6'5" or bigger than 250 lbs I would crush you.

lmao

>mfw I just fucked a fattie, like a fucking whale and instantly regret it

>not being 7'8" and 350 pounds
Manlets pls go

back the fuck off!?!?

You're doing a lot better than most of the hugless kissless virgins around here. Like bitchboy who can't figure out how to order a textbook up there. Dude must never get laid.

How'd that happen?
I don't think I regret mine per se but it was embarrassing cause I said we could go for two rounds and after she blew me I couldn't get horny again. She has to lend me money so I could go back home which is the worst part.

>just took an online IQ test
>scored a 133

wtf I'm nearly a genius ?!

>you got paid to get blown

>How'd that happen?

I was horny and said lets fuck

came and regretted it like always

>She has to lend me money so I could go back home which is the worst part.

dats funny mang

I have scored 147 in an online IQ test and don't think I've ever scored less than 130 on any I've taken.

They're full of shit.

>She has to lend me money so I could go back home which is the worst part.

keep forgetting that normalfaggots took over 4shit a while ago

lol yea. immediately when i got my results i knew it was full of shit. there is no way im near genius level. i swear the online iq tests are intentionally easy to make peopel think theyre smarter than they really are

Why is masturbation so good when you're hungover?

temporary manic phase so I feel fine, but I know I have no prospects for the future so it feels rather hollow. soon I'll be depressed and just want to die again.

I'm a bit buzzed and having some chicken tacos I made though, so thats a plus

Keep falling to my sis in law.

If her lips, legs, waist, and ass weren't so good I'd stop but shit

successfully quit smoking pot after 4 years

been working overtime at work now because im not always in a rush to get home to blaze

have worked out everyday for 3 weeks now

have been eating clean and dont have cravings for shit food

im doing pretty good. I want to start boxing or jiu jitsu later in the year. just want to get into better shape first.

how are my Sup Forums bros doing? surely you're not all bitter mopey fags?

i'm depressed and miserable

i can't stop eating and i haven't showered in like a week

i think about suicide everyday

i'm so ashamed of myself, i can't stop ruminating on shit that happened years ago

even on the internet i'm pissy and oversensitive

i have no motivation to improve myself or my situation in any way

i can't even leave the house because i'm pale and awkward and people look at me and treat me like i'm a freak, and that just adds to the shame

so no, i'm trapped and waiting to die.

>Start new job friday
>Gf asleep in bed laying on me
>Come back to see how my boys are doing
I miss y'all niggas. Still my favorite board despite it being full of race baiting.

I
LIKE
TO

this right here desu

damn I could never do that because I hate my brother and would hate to think how smug he would be if he knew I was doing it

maybe you just like her cause shes the only actual girl you talk to irl

>tfw gf refuses to sit on my face

just kill me bros

hey man thats fantastic, I'm trying to improve my focus as well. keep it going.

>met a girl on omegle
>half jewish half latina, 5'8, thin, total qt
>has the cutest singsong voice and is actually pretty funny, we always make each other laugh
>her laugh makes me melt
>virgin
>constantly tells me how talented and handsome I am when we talk over omegle and how she's amazed I don't have a girlfriend
>she wants to travel to NYC together sometime
>my online retailer is finally starting to take off

I'm a lucky man anons

Keep your heads up

This describes my situation pretty closely although swap eating with drinking.

Current NEET starting a job as a corrections officer in a couple of weeks. I'm kind of worried but I'm more of the tall, in shape, and stoic autist than the spilling spaghetti one so I should be alright. Wish me luck chums. I love prison movies so it should be right up my ally.

shut the fuck up faggot

Damn. How old are you and her?

I tried to kill myself in October last year, and in an ironic twist of events my life has actually gotten better. Who would have guessed?

I have a theory on this: it has something to do with the effect alcohol has on your blood vessels

Story?

I got laid off almost a month ago. I haven't fapped in three days, been doing it to much, makes me lethargic. My fucking balls hurt now but I know if I fap I'll regret it.

What went right?

>two women I was seeing found out about each other
>Posted false rape allegations online to get back to me
>Fired from job
>No home
>Friends have abandoned me, acquiantances spit on me in the street
>Court hearing soon
>Can't publish the texts proving they made it up otherwise I'll be held in contempt

I used to think fake rape allegations were a meme too

I havn't gotten laid in several years but its shit like this that makes me feel better about myself

At least you'll be able to clear your name and then file a counter suit.

How are you even on here?

>gf dumped me in September
>dated her for 2 years, but she decided that we needed time apart
>I agree, but it broke me inside
>she remained single as far as my friends and I knew (we share a few friends) but she eventually sent me a text saying that we should give it another shot
>I ignore it because I suspect foul play that ended up not going anywhere for her
>October rolls around without me realizing as I had constant thoughts about how worthless I am for my ex to just want time away from me like that
>drink as much booze as I possibly can
>end up getting the worst hangover you could possibly imagine
>feel like death
>remain in hiding only going out when I have classes at state
>friends notice me not responding to their texts when they ask to hang out on the weekends
>my close buddies eventually visit me
>I would feel bad for ignoring them since they came all the way over to my house so I let them inside
>have a bit of a heart to heart with them
>they tell me to get back with my ex
>I decide to call her up
>she's mad, but ultimately willing to go back out with me
>my grades suffered by the end of the semester, but this semester I've been kicking ass
>bought an engagement for my love Catherine, as I plan on proposing in September
It'll all be okay bros. Never fucking quit, that's what my buddies told me.

First hearing coming up using bar wifi

I'll be able to clear my name legally but as I've learned even that'll be the justice systems fault keeping the strong women down, fucking libs

I started putting more effort into my social life and personal appearance, stopped working as much to reduce my stress. I became more outgoing, I talk and hang out with girls and I hadn't done that since high school, which was 5 years ago. It's not as though failing to kill myself was some huge eye opening experience, but upon reflecting on it happening, I can pretty much pinpoint it to that moment in which I turned my life around.
That's great, I hope things keep turning out good for you.

nothing but normalcunts on this shit site now

This isn't me. Fuck this faggot.

>stealing my (You)s
rude

This

interview later today, if i dont get job ill most likely end it t.bh