AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD #5

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>Labor have 16 votes in this poll.

Post your ballot papers:

1. Liberals.
2. Liberal Democrats.
3. Pauline Hanson's One Nation.
4. ALA.
5. National Party.
6. Xenophon Team.

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abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/election-2016-live-coverage-australians-head-to-the-polls/7562634
abc.net.au/news/live/
youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/report-abbottturnbull-the-worst-post-war-economic-managers/
baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-bill-shorten-confounds-by-eating-sausage-sizzle-from-side-20160702-gpwwpi.html
youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
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>mfw polling booth didn't have a sausage sizzle

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youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ

When do polls close lads?

Christian Democrats lower house

ALA upper house

1 sausage 30 onions

1.5 hours m8. A little longer for the west.

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>theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/02/australian-election-2016-turnbull-shorten-coalition-greens-labor-politics-live
>abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/election-2016-live-coverage-australians-head-to-the-polls/7562634

ABC24 stream
>abc.net.au/news/live/
>youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA

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Neither did mine but it did have a pretty great cakes stall

mate
thats just not on

Voted Labor.

Let's go lads

NBN or bust fags

Voted labor, Xenophon, and greens (only because it is needed to form minority gov, anything else would've been waste)

ALA could have done a better job advertising themselves. I never heard about them till after voting. I literally knew nothing about them at all.

As I said in previous thread, I voted -

I voted -
LDP
One Nation
Rise up
Shooters Fishers Farmers
Katter
LNP

Probably would have replaced Katter with ALA possibly if I knew more about them.

Build nuclear power stations y/n

Tanya PLEBersek lads

Yes

1. One Nation
2. National Party
And I forgot what else I scribbled, something about animals or something.

Turns out a Bundeswehr parka works as a canvasser repellant. The looks of contempt from lefties were almost as tasty as the post-voting snag.

yes

1. One Nation
2. Vet's
3. Xeno
4. Pirates
5. shooters
6. Rise up

Senate:
1. Pauline Hanson
2. Aus Motoring Enthusiasts
3. Shooters, fishers, farmers
4-6 was lib dems, and other right wing meme parties

For my electorate:
1. John Bolton - independent anti islamic speaker, slogan is "make the north great again"
2. Family first
3. Christian democrats
4. Liberal
5. Nick xen
6. Labor
7. Greens

fight me

Did it have carrot cake?

>muh liberals are good with the economy
facts say otherwise libshits

macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/report-abbottturnbull-the-worst-post-war-economic-managers/

inb4 MUH SURPLUS

>Lower House
1. CDP
2. Lib
3. Lab
4. Green

>Upper House
1. One Nation
2. Lambi
3. ALA
4. Xeno
5. Katter
6. Lib

How'd I do?

NBN is long dead, labor getting in won't change that

who /votingjustbeforepollsclose/ here

n

House - ALA then Australia First
Senate - LDP then ALA

Post pics m8.

did you vote for my husband pol?

reminder

baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-bill-shorten-confounds-by-eating-sausage-sizzle-from-side-20160702-gpwwpi.html

y

NSW

1. One Nation
2. LDP
3. ALA
4. Shooters, Fisher and Farmers
5. NXT
6. Labor

>John Bolton
>Make the north great again

Fucking hell who is this man

Should have bombed it mate. Where was it?

> Labor leadership spill, 2013
> Liberal leadership spill, 2015
> Collapse of the two-party system
> Greens to take control in 2016

IT'S HAPPENING

No. The coconut slices were god tier though. Had some iced coffees too instead of soda.

M8o you should have voted below the line for ala on principal.
Only memes no mainstreams

Yes

>mfw For the first time in my life I believed a politician when he said he would save medi care

Please let me heal my wounds with Liberal tears

CALLING OUT ALL MELBOURNE FAGGOTS:
WHICH OF YOU CUNTS HAD A SAUSAGE SIZZLE AND THE BREAD WAS A HOTDOG BUN AND YOU PUT MUSTARD ON INSTEAD OF TOMATO SAUCE AND BBQ SAUCE? IF SO PLZ KILL YOURSELVES.

>Voting for Lambi.

Wew. I can't stand her.

Greens dead last, Sup Forums approves

Neither did mine. Had a bunch of faggots waving how to vote cards at me though.

Post yfw meme right parties hold the balance of power and that jeordie cuck offs himself live on FB

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Very nicely voted user.

Some church in sydney
It was a really small place in the middle of a city block, they didn't really have any room
still a real shame

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No. Cunt can't even eat a sausage on a roll properly.

>Senate:
>1. Pauline Hanson
Good lad

BOB KATZ
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Libshits are going to get rekt tonight, lad. The butthurt will be glorious. aus/pol/ will be on suicide watch.

Why doesn't /pol like the Pirate party?

Also

NSW:
Labor
Katter
Hanson
Marijuana
Pirate
Palmer

'Straya cunt

I voted for them 5th in the senate. only did 1 - 6 above the line.

He was just trying to avoid looking like he was sucking a dick.

Pretty smart to be fair.

>literally who?: the party

Prep the bull

>MALCOLM TURNBULL IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON
>No I won't don't be a fucking idiot
>HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU IT'S JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL LIE

You LITERALLY fell for this

Fuck off nerd

Liberals are going to win mate/

left-wing people love them so i assume they're shit

They're somewhat ok with immigration.

Same as this one. Pretty comfy, would recommend.

Looking like you are sucking dick is better than looking like you don't even know how to eat a roll properly.

>No LDP, no SFF, no ON, no RU, no ALA.

You are truly a faggot.
Preference labor first? What is wrong with you?

Libs had a mining boom and were 6 th best economically in the world. Howard took us to 10th. Also under based Tone we had the worst economic management since fucking Menzies.

She wouldn't be interested in you either m8.

She needs a man with a proper sized dick.

Jdjdjdjdjd

I told some greensfags "I don't support communism, please dont talk to me" when they tried to give me a how to vote card. My wife thought it was rude but a guy behind me was chuckling. Fuck the Greens so hard.

Photoshopped??

Voted for John Bolton also. Playford is pretty based, hope he gets a seat

Bill Shorten, determined to prove he is a man of the people decides to get a sausage on a roll. "This will be great" he thinks to himself. He grabs hold, lifts it to his mouth and faintly hears his advisers cry out "Bill, no!, wait..." before he takes a big bite out of it, side on.

"Perfect", he thinks to himself. "Man of the people indeed".

DEPORT ALL LABOR VOTERS

I put 1 for Bob Katter and wrote TONY ABBOTT DID NUFFIN RONG on the voting booth

Donkey voter m8, don't care who destroys this country.

House: Labor

Senate:
Pirate Party
Xenophon
ALA
Labor
HEMP
One Nation
Justice Party
Greens

My god. Was there a time when they actually stood for climate change and protecting our habitat instead of endorsing Islam and 1000x gender feminist wack jobs?

Good lad.

I convinced my greeny mum that bolton was a greens supporter so she put him first over the greens lol

>Mfw people can't handle the Green Machine

>Nation
> votes for a degenerate harlot

Reminder that she is literally trash.

youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE

You are truly enlightened.

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Post your feeling when Green calls the election correctly at 6.05 pm.

>There are more people voting labor than liberal

Whats is wrong with you faggots? Cuckservatives are infinitely better than SJW lefties

Is Bunnings open tomorrow? You may want to consider buying some rope.

Did my duty lads and voted all right wing parties.

Fuck the commie greens and labour

Bugger. Don't mean to brag but my polling place is a 5 minute walk from home and had plenty of sausages going around. Hell even had them bring them to us whilst waiting in line. God bless Australia.

Who here Onions/BBQ-sauce/Mustard master race?

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What's for dinner lads?

They are shills mate

Haven't you noticed all the Greens shill also?

She speaks her mind and doesn't seem easily influenced. I would trust her more than I would most other politicians.

Absolute madman.

1. Liberal democrats
2. One nation
3. shooters and fisher
4. motoring enthusiast
5. Xenophon
6. Liberal

Bob Brown was more focused on the environment than tumblr shit as far as I can recall, despite being a fag himself. Was a pretty cool homo as far as I'm concerned. Greens went nuts after he left.