/heem/ UFC 217: BISPING VS. GSP

>Main Card (PPV) 10pm EST
Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre
T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt BTFO rd 2
Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk KO rd 1
Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal DEC rd 3
Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2

>Preliminary Card (FS1) 8pm EST
James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1
Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ
Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson KO rd 2
Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision

>Early Prelims (UFC Fight Pass) 7pm EST
Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2
Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1

>coral springs

>Joanna is a chinlet
>Cody is a chinlet

Good job we know BisGOAT isnt,,

LEAF TIME

G A R B A G E
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Wew

megan-sama

CODY FAGS BTFO

>this card
SKIEEEEEEEEP

LETS FUCKING GO

NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE GSP JAB SHITPING INTO A LIVING DEATH

LETS GO

Good thing for Bisping that GSP hasn't knocked someone out in 10 years

Where's the stream

>Joanna is a chinlet
>Cody is a chinlet

Good job we know BisGOAT isnt/////

Team Soy Boy

>i rate team alpha mail

They never expect ussssssss

UPSET CARD

BEST CARD

WHERE ARE YOU CODYFAGS

WHERE ARE YOU

DJ YOURE NEXT MUTHAFUCKA

2 champs down

Bisping next

let’s go GSP!

Have another $40 straight on him too

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Why do most/all mma fighters have yellow bottoms of their feet?

hmm

CHIN CONDITIONING

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABY

SOON

>Searching for posts with the filename ‘This triggers the h8ers.jpg’. 163 results found.

yikes...

>Bisping confirmed to lose the belt

>team ALPHA male
>constantly cucked by their sworn enemies

L O L
O
L

Heeminder TJ beat Cruz also

DJ ON SUICIDE WATCH

eat shit GARBAGE FAGGOTS

YESSSSSSSS

>Joanna is a chinlet
>Cody is a chinlet

Good job we know BisGOAT isnt//////

HA HA TIME TO TAP BITCHBING

only 2 title changes tonight pls

>caking out a fighter from a lower weight class
Pretty pathetic desu

Where are the monster cans?

RATE THIS CARD SO FAR

9/10

I've gotten every pick wrong except Wonderboy and Bisping

Natty GOAT Bless

>Cruz beats him again

Tinea

Once again

The SNAKE is the KING

His GF looks like she's 45

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>GSP heems Bisbong
>ascends straight to heaven afterwards

Rooting for you brah

TJ dropping truth bombs

Mighty Manlet's reign is coming to an end

>calling out DJ

Bad choice, no one cares.

HOLY SHIT THOSE EYEZZZZZZZZZZ

MANLETS GETTING BTFO

CARD OF THE YEAR

AND IT'S NOT OVER YET

DJ BTFO

>Cody "No chin" Garbrandt

>stream shits out at a friends
>can't get any new ones up
>he says forget it and I run home
>just in time to see I missed the end of the fight

Son of a bitch.

kek

>tfw bisping posting is about to become OBSOLETE

his wife is a younger version of his mom
anyone else notice this lol?

BISPING IS DONE

ITS ALL OVER

anyone else see the butter goblin smiling ear to ear as TJ was pounding Cody's face in?

>didn't have to sit throught to 5 rounders
>actually able to stay up for the whole main card

nice one laddos

based tj, will lose to Dominick though

FIRST FOR THE LEGEND KILLER

I can't wait for the snake to eat the """"GOAT"""" mouse

you will just disappear and pretend to have known all along if GSP wins

Bisping should win, idiot. GSP is a little retired guy

Your life sucks regardless lmao

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you forgot the meme stoppages and DQs
it's a 10 out of 10

2 upsets in a row. Why not 3 ?
Pissbong gonna lose the belt.

MIGHTY MOUSELET BTFO

californian omega manlet no chin soyboys

If bisbing wins its a 0/10

>PISSBINGS BELT IS NEXT
SAY GOODNIGHT POOPBING
THANK YOU UFC
THANK YOU DANA
THANK YOU USA
THANK YOU GOD

we will have at least one winner tonight even with all the upsets

>Joanna is a chinlet
>Cody is a chinlet

Good job we know BisGOAT isntmmm

Na, the favorites have been losing. So that means GSP is gonna lose, right?

>that scream in cody's face as he gets up having no idea whats going on

gonna need a webm

multiple dudes together couldnt fork out for PPV? pathetic

Bros i dont know what will happen. GSP Or Bisping
Also will cody will fight the winner of cruz/rivera?

>Being this bad at pirating content

How do you respond

Guys this is the best card I've ever seen. Will le wrestling decision man ruin everyone's night???
LETS GO TJ LET'S FUCKING GO ROSE

best part about this card is that even with a 5 rounder it's gonna end at a nice time

>confusing ascension with another alien abduction

>parlay'd Borrachinha/JJ and Wonderboi/Cody
this is what i deserve for playing it safe like a pussy

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YOUR REIGN IS OVER MIDGET MOUSE

NO WHERE TO DUCK NOW PUSSY

BISPING IS GOING TO KO GEORGES IN ROUND 1 OR 2. I GUARANTEE IT. MARK IT IN THE RECORD BOOKS.

this whole card

>implying I'm going to pay 32.50 for a ppv.

GSP gets astral traveled in the 1st round

WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER FIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Anri says Bisping is going to TKO GSP

TJ has a mommy gf

>Didn't think Rose would win in a million years
>Backed TJ despite everyone saying Cody was going to win

I'm like Nostradamus with major flaws

>we will have at least one winner

not if we have a draw.

Just need a gsp win for the trifecta meme kill

>Calling out a smaller man
So beta

Easily the best card of the year, makes up for the Bellator 180 shitshow