Native American has a flashback to European colonisation

>Native American has a flashback to European colonisation
>It Ain't Cree starts playing

>Have sex with a qt gril
>It was a trap all along
>It Ain't She starts playing

>Blind man has a flashback to when he could still see
>It Ain't See starts playing

>tfw this happened to me at a university party
Bad memory

your image got me thinking, do natives actually have anything to be smug about? they seem eternally btfo

We get to sit back and watch the same thing happen to you in Europe :^)

>The Red Hot Chili Peppers get a new bass player
>It Ain't Flea starts playing

dumb frogposters

they get drunk easy because of a genes. these guys seem proud of that.. or atleast Manitoba is.. lol.

>Have a cup of coffee
>Wanted something different
>It Ain't Tea starts playing

Story?

im not in europe and i dont think quite the same thing is happening over there anyway desu

t. 50%

>>drunk neechee comes into my pizza shop
>>horrible foul stank wafts in with him
>>it aint pee starts playing

I guess the ones that are left can be proud of being the best at slaughtering other tribes and evading whiteys wrath after murdering settlers

>meet guy with severe social disabilities
>think he's austistic
>he's just low functioning aspergers
>It Ain't Ree starts playing

>be dracula
>look into the mirror
>it ain't me

>think i'm going to bang a qt trap girl
>it was actually just a girl
>It Ain't D starts playing

>be dracula
>watch the hit film nosferatu
>it ain't me

>Go to get a fucking Meat Pie from the servo down the fucking road
>Have to pay 50 cents for the fucking sauce
>It Ain't Free starts playing

>Be American
>Euros tell me about their universal healthcare
>It Ain't Free starts playing

>blood quantum
wew

honestly might contribute to the death of their culture faster than anything else

>Eat some Camembert
>It Ain't Brie starts playing

>Girl wants to have sex with me and give me nothing in return
>This Dick Ain't Free starts playing

>Character is making Kraft Dinner
>It ain't cheese starts playing

>eat some alison
>it ain't brie starts playing

every fucking time

>go to the local fuck & suck store
>It ain't Sneed's starts playing

...

>Go to the Prancing Pony to wait for Gandalf
>Old bastard doesn't show up at all
>It ain't Bree starts playing

>Jack steals my goose that lays golden eggs and kills me
>It Ain't Fee Fie Foe Fum starts playing

>Have sex with my wife
>She insists on me licking her boyfriends perineum
>It Taint Me starts playing

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EUROPEANS GET OUT

>Be me, a devout Christian
>Work in the AIDS Hospitals ridden hospitals of West Africa
>Become famous for performing a number of miracles
>Die
>200 years later, receive a posthumous Canonization
>It Saint Me starts playing

>Treebeard and his friends start fighting against the forces of Saruman
>It Ent Tree starts playing

>Try and be a successful martial arts fighter
>Fail, and can barely land a punch
>It Ain't Chi starts playing

>Hear a buzzing sound
>It's a wasp
>It an't Bee starts playing

do you guys think they lurk here?

>something happens
>appropriate song plays

They gave as good as they got scalping, but they'd rather be victims getting drank money and running casinos than actually take pride in their unmitigated savagery and wear it like armour.

>nothing happens
>no song plays

stupid green face guy posters

B-but I don't drink though

>Selena Gomez
>It ain't me starts playing

Well in Canada at least, they basically get a free ride at life. Little to no taxes, hunt/fish as much as they want, free university/college/trades, welfare, and every 10 years or so they get huge settlement cheques from the goverment because "muh ancestors were treated unfairly and shit!".

>hunt/fish as much as they want, free university/college/trades, welfare
Do Americans really not have those?

What did Selena mean by this?

Fair trade I guess. You take our lands, bring in modern advances and technologies, build cities and towns, and show us how to into white people living. I for one thank you guys but don't hope for the free ride to end anytime soon

It's a shit a trade. It should be over and done with at this point, but somehow, they always seem to get more out of the goverment. This whole "peace and reconciliation" thing was just a code word for "give us more money", and it looks like they're getting it. I bet they will somehow get money for the missing women too.

Your lease isn't up yet. As long as you're here you'll have to pay the toll. And besides you'll want to be on good terms when the happenings come

>our lands
Funnily enough, the "natives" only took the trade because they thought one could not own land. Could you imagine the look on their stupid, smug red faces? "And so the pale man gave us some beads for nothing! Haha! What a dumb ass! Pass the peace pipe."

>Playing golf
>Equipment kiosk is closed
>Have to hit my ball off a flat surface
>It aint tee starts playing

Pay your taxes palecuck, I want more uni bux

The idea of owning land is pretty strange though, and it is funny (sad!) how that all ended up working out

>max hardcore
>piss on a girl
>it aint wee

it's a Britta episode of Community
>It Ain't Brie starts playing

>1850ish
>us gov sends commissioner to newly acquired oregon territory to make treaties with tribes in area
>congress gives clear directions to acquire land AND move natives to reservation in shitty desert
>headmen see things are changing
>villages wrecked by disease, only a few hundred people left
>agree to give up 6 million acres of land for relatively small amount of $ and services etc
>only stipulation is they want to stay and not move to reservation
>commissioner agrees because thinks they will all die out soon anyway
>treaty is signed by both parties and sent to congress to be ratified
>congress sees that tribe wasn't moved to reservation
>doesn't ratify treaty because they're dying anyway and on the other side of the country
>few years later send another commissioner out to territory to negotiate treaties with tribes again
>call a big meeting invite everyone
>tell them they're all going to a reservation
>tribes get pissed because signed a treaty years ago and there was no followup
>commissioner gets handful of tribes to sign new shitty treaties giving less $ for more land
>vaguely write other tribes into treaties
>shut down meeting and tell everyone to go home just cause
>oregon territories become states
>people in tribe still refuse to go to reservation slowly assimilate by force (schools/laws) and nature of industry into area
>still living in mostly native population and practicing traditions
>tribe get meager benefits from gov because vaguely mentioned in other treaty
>1950s
>gov says tribe doesn't exist and the people died out
>anyone who says they're part of tribe is actually part of other tribe who signed treaty and must move to res to continue receiving benefits
>other tribe are assholes and their res is shitty
>some decide to move to res some decide to stay on land and keep tribe identity
>industry eventually leaves area
>everyone who stayed is fucked and gets no assistance
>everyone who left gave up identity and has to live on shitty res