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UFC 217 Results
>Main Card
Georges St-Pierre def Michael Bisping via Terrorism rd 2
T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2
Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1
Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision
Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2
>Prelims
James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1
Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ
Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2
Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision
>Early Prelims
Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2
Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1

News:
>UFC 217 photos
mmafighting.com/2017/11/4/16607662/ufc-217-photos

>Rose Namajunas over Joanna Jedrzejczyk by KO? Odds against it were astounding
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk-odds-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts T.J. Dillashaw's title-winning KO of Cody Garbrandt in UFC 217 grudge match
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-t-j-dillashaws-title-winning-tko-of-cody-garbrandt-in-ufc-217-grudge-match

>Twitter reacts to Rose Namajunas' title-winning KO of Joanna Jedrzejczyk at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/ufc-217-twitter-reaction-rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk

>#6 Ranked Featherweight
>Most 3rd round finishes in a row
>Trains under James Luhrsen and with the Gracies
>Travels the world to teach BJJ
>Grew up in the hood
>Trained BJJ his whole life
>Best Guard in the UFC
>Submission of the year candidate in 2016
>Is on UFC tonight
>Has a original nickname
>Main Eventing the UFC fresno
>Can surf
>Blackbelt in BJJ
>Chokes out h8ers
>One of dana's favorite fighters
>Has long hair

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Lads did literally every fighter that gets shitposted here just get btfo?

Did we play too hard with meme magic? We should have more cautious

Pissbong BTFO

WTf!? Schaub nailed it again!

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wew lads. when is the press conference

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Remimder that Cody fucking KO'd TJ in R1 and he deserves a rematch right fucking now.

Sauce on Schaub picks

bitchping dicksuckers leave

they're gone friend. we're safe now

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Conor's bargaining power has diminished, MMA will get good again

Been watching the sport for roughly 12 years and I know it’s premature but this is probably my favorite mma event ever. MSG stakes couldn’t be higher Rose shocking the world, Cody/TJ brothers going to war, 2 grizzled vets GSP and Bisping battling for their legacy.

10/10

is it just me or did gsp look real slow and sloppy tonight?

was worried he was going to collapse or get heemed by a jab too

how long until they release St-Pierre's piss results?

Rate this card out of 10

9/10

I wanted the Cody vs TJ fight to go 5 rounds

>tfw the Bitchcunt era is over
feels good lads

>submission due to strikes

Cody needs to rematch with Cruz while TJ fights DJ.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Just take my word for it.

Best event in how many years?

Also, GSP has to go down to fight Woodley. No one gives a fuck about GSP vs Whittaker.

He looked great in the first rouns. Slowed down a little in the 2nd though. Looked great otherwise, showed some real pop

whats next for bigg pigg

Reminder that meme magic is real

>T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2

Webm of this?

FW. I only take goat Applications at WW and above.

>literally scared

How did a ww that fought last 4 years ago beat Bisping?

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i won

the universe/aliens were on GSPs side today. god bless u gsp my lord and my liege

He looked like shit. Fortunately for him, Bisping has no chin and is awful.

Conclusions that can be drawn from this card:

1. Hendricks was the roider, not GSP

totally agree

mighty duckling not responding to tj

>Dismantled with relative ease by a WW.

KEK'd

Lads I sense what's happened here.

We came in too overconfident pals and GSP was looking for that neck. Same thing happened with Rose/JJ, I'm sorry Polan but seeing no chance for Rose to win was the downfall. We saw what happened to Rockhold


Live and learn buddehs, we all good

GUYS ITS OK BISPING IS FINE ITS ALL GOOD

Wew lads, what a banger that card was. That might have been the best sporting event of the year.

he did, esp in round two. there was some deeb goncern

Can he beat either?

GSP is the GOAT no doubt. Cherry on top of an already amazing card.

Gooby is done. GSP era 2.0 is here.

Well buddehs. This is my retirement time. Its been nice getting into banter with you back and forth on the daily but an L is an L. Bisping will still be the Natty GOAT in my eyes, and will always be my boy.

No hard feelings guys. /heem/ is love

Joanna has spent over two years as the champion, the vast majority of her UFC fights are title defenses, and she even adopted the nicknames "Joanna Champion" and "The Strawweight Queen". I seriously think we're seeing Ronda 2.0, I don't think Joanna is going to know how to exist in this sport as a challenger instead of the champion.

Yoel would have finished bisping first round

4/10

I was really happy to see gsp, dilly, rose, and WB win and on the night. Great fights all around except johny losing kind of ruined the card.

These three shocks raise so many questions
>Will Joanna still go up to 125?
>Will DJ finally fight TJ now?
>The fuck is Bisping going to do now?
>Will GSP unify the belt?
>Who will Rose defend her belt against first?
>Will Wonderboy take a fight against Till?
>Will Hendricks go to Bellator or do the right thing and kill himself?
>Who will UK TV try to shill now that the Bisping meme is dead?

Nobody actually thinks GSP loooed has after a 4 year layoff and at a new weight class, right?

Bisping is no pushover as a boxer and GSP looked crisp albeit a tad slow at times.

Absolutely buddeh.

Good post.

I'm so fucking happy for Rose lads, that was the best moment by far

Joanna looks so stupid now with her shit, get humbled you dumb cunt

What a great fucking card, so happy that TJ won.

>spot the newfag

because bisping is literally the most fraudulent champion in the history of the UFC. No im not forgetting GDR. Bisping got lucky and then ducked the entire top 15 until he got heemed by a retired welterweight

He definitely can't beat Whittaker but he can fuck Woodley up for sure.

Great card best card. But that's because this card only had fights that mattered. Every other card this year was shit.

That little midget wants NOTHING to do with anyone in the 135 lb division. He know's he's the biggest meme since Ronda Rousey because of Rogan's deep throat shilling

>choked to sleep by a WW

casual detected.

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based

>every takedown GSP tried worked

Is he the only man who can take down woodly?

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Bisping will remain the natty GOAT as long as the UFC is filled with roiders like GSP.

He looked like shit this fight. He only won because Bisbop sucks.

I think he'll be finished if he fights either

Bellator

ufc.com

This little faggot was literally looking down at his phone the entire night. Every time they showed the crowd you could see his little shiny noggin standing out.

>getting fluked by Dillameme
I love you Cody, but I always knew you were just the type of brainlet to do this. Sad!

hahahahah wtf, he turned him into hendo

>128 picks

This is going to take a while to stat lads, will have results tomorrow.

At least you don't have to wake up every 2 hours when you sleep to post that bs in every thread

>PissPeeng has an iron chin
>Dropped by a welterweight
>That welterweight is GSP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ufc is saved

also
>who will The Eraser fight next?
and
>did Zahabi died?

BTFO

My brain is absolutely fucked so many insane things just happened.
Best part was Thug Rose winning in the most unexpected way possible and turning out to be classiest bitch ever in dat interview.

>that look on his face
Damn
You could tell he was thinking "I'm 38 and if I lose this I'm never going to be a champion again."

That's why he refused to tap.

>the Bisping meme is finally over

Finally. Can we stop pretending he was ever elite now?

She is getting an IMMEDIATE REMATCH and she is going to destroy Rose, mark my words

>Roiders and trannies won every event

Based USADA

No, Bisping sucks and has done for years. He has one win against an elite fighter in their prime and that was Rockhold.

Bullies have been punished.

This should've been the goat card other than Masvidal losing

>tam getting btfo
>bisping getting humbled
>great prelims

But losing money has just ruined it for me, I'm too tight

GSP was gassing and I thought Bisping would catch him in the fourth, but didn't happen.

Really fun show.

i got you my guy. i'll make a sheet if i see it. you should use a name when you post that stuff

We did it reddit!

bisping literally landed half the blow, got taken down 3 times and you fucks think it was a fluke lol

>that unfunny bisping posting is dead now

GSP saved /heem/ lads

Biscan has 64% TDD. Woodley stuffed all of Maia's takedowns. GSP looked old and slow. There's a reason GSP wanted to fight him and you just saw it.

Is this a new era for the UFC? All the trash talkers are getting wrecked. Is Conor next?

>Any time I was UFC with this casual the fighters I'm rooting for end up suffering

How do I get rid of him lads? Do I start watching shit cards on purpose and pretending they're live so he loses interest?

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GSP vs Whittaker is going to be GOAT fight for the MW Title

I hope GSP knows this draw big money and same goes with Whittaker

If you search "official picks results" you should get all the statposts I've done.

such a cool dude, I'm copping his jersey

>Bisping sucks

Love this meme. GSP just beat a legit middleweight after 4 years off.