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UFC 217 Results >Main Card Georges St-Pierre def Michael Bisping via Terrorism rd 2 T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2 Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1 Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2 >Prelims James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1 Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2 Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision >Early Prelims Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2 Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1
>#6 Ranked Featherweight >Most 3rd round finishes in a row >Trains under James Luhrsen and with the Gracies >Travels the world to teach BJJ >Grew up in the hood >Trained BJJ his whole life >Best Guard in the UFC >Submission of the year candidate in 2016 >Is on UFC tonight >Has a original nickname >Main Eventing the UFC fresno >Can surf >Blackbelt in BJJ >Chokes out h8ers >One of dana's favorite fighters >Has long hair
Truly the GOAT of our generation
Hunter Campbell
Lads did literally every fighter that gets shitposted here just get btfo?
Did we play too hard with meme magic? We should have more cautious
Blake Russell
Pissbong BTFO
Carter Gomez
WTf!? Schaub nailed it again!
Asher Lee
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Eli Cox
wew lads. when is the press conference
Dylan Barnes
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Landon Wood
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Jacob Young
Remimder that Cody fucking KO'd TJ in R1 and he deserves a rematch right fucking now.
Austin King
Sauce on Schaub picks
James Thompson
bitchping dicksuckers leave
Zachary Gomez
they're gone friend. we're safe now
Carson White
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Henry Smith
Conor's bargaining power has diminished, MMA will get good again
David Richardson
Been watching the sport for roughly 12 years and I know it’s premature but this is probably my favorite mma event ever. MSG stakes couldn’t be higher Rose shocking the world, Cody/TJ brothers going to war, 2 grizzled vets GSP and Bisping battling for their legacy.
10/10
Jonathan Murphy
is it just me or did gsp look real slow and sloppy tonight?
was worried he was going to collapse or get heemed by a jab too
Dylan Brown
how long until they release St-Pierre's piss results?
Jayden Carter
Rate this card out of 10
9/10
I wanted the Cody vs TJ fight to go 5 rounds
Noah Morales
>tfw the Bitchcunt era is over feels good lads
Dominic Murphy
>submission due to strikes
Xavier Jenkins
Cody needs to rematch with Cruz while TJ fights DJ.
Also, GSP has to go down to fight Woodley. No one gives a fuck about GSP vs Whittaker.
Robert Edwards
He looked great in the first rouns. Slowed down a little in the 2nd though. Looked great otherwise, showed some real pop
Angel Hughes
whats next for bigg pigg
Ryder Hernandez
Reminder that meme magic is real
Owen Williams
>T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2
Webm of this?
Luke Evans
FW. I only take goat Applications at WW and above.
Andrew White
>literally scared
Landon Long
How did a ww that fought last 4 years ago beat Bisping?
Jason Green
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Wyatt Rogers
i won
Camden Ross
the universe/aliens were on GSPs side today. god bless u gsp my lord and my liege
Ryan Ramirez
He looked like shit. Fortunately for him, Bisping has no chin and is awful.
Caleb Allen
Conclusions that can be drawn from this card:
1. Hendricks was the roider, not GSP
Hudson Hill
totally agree
Matthew Jackson
mighty duckling not responding to tj
Levi Reyes
>Dismantled with relative ease by a WW.
KEK'd
Adrian Diaz
Lads I sense what's happened here.
We came in too overconfident pals and GSP was looking for that neck. Same thing happened with Rose/JJ, I'm sorry Polan but seeing no chance for Rose to win was the downfall. We saw what happened to Rockhold
Live and learn buddehs, we all good
Josiah Gomez
GUYS ITS OK BISPING IS FINE ITS ALL GOOD
Kevin Rivera
Wew lads, what a banger that card was. That might have been the best sporting event of the year.
Easton White
he did, esp in round two. there was some deeb goncern
Ian Flores
Can he beat either?
Carson Wood
GSP is the GOAT no doubt. Cherry on top of an already amazing card.
Gooby is done. GSP era 2.0 is here.
Owen Howard
Well buddehs. This is my retirement time. Its been nice getting into banter with you back and forth on the daily but an L is an L. Bisping will still be the Natty GOAT in my eyes, and will always be my boy.
No hard feelings guys. /heem/ is love
Jeremiah Morales
Joanna has spent over two years as the champion, the vast majority of her UFC fights are title defenses, and she even adopted the nicknames "Joanna Champion" and "The Strawweight Queen". I seriously think we're seeing Ronda 2.0, I don't think Joanna is going to know how to exist in this sport as a challenger instead of the champion.
Carson Martin
Yoel would have finished bisping first round
Joshua Bailey
4/10
I was really happy to see gsp, dilly, rose, and WB win and on the night. Great fights all around except johny losing kind of ruined the card.
Gabriel Wood
These three shocks raise so many questions >Will Joanna still go up to 125? >Will DJ finally fight TJ now? >The fuck is Bisping going to do now? >Will GSP unify the belt? >Who will Rose defend her belt against first? >Will Wonderboy take a fight against Till? >Will Hendricks go to Bellator or do the right thing and kill himself? >Who will UK TV try to shill now that the Bisping meme is dead?
Dominic Harris
Nobody actually thinks GSP loooed has after a 4 year layoff and at a new weight class, right?
Bisping is no pushover as a boxer and GSP looked crisp albeit a tad slow at times.
Grayson Watson
Absolutely buddeh.
Good post.
Kayden Stewart
I'm so fucking happy for Rose lads, that was the best moment by far
Joanna looks so stupid now with her shit, get humbled you dumb cunt
Charles Fisher
What a great fucking card, so happy that TJ won.
Nathaniel Ross
>spot the newfag
Lucas Campbell
because bisping is literally the most fraudulent champion in the history of the UFC. No im not forgetting GDR. Bisping got lucky and then ducked the entire top 15 until he got heemed by a retired welterweight
Alexander Johnson
He definitely can't beat Whittaker but he can fuck Woodley up for sure.
Asher Williams
Great card best card. But that's because this card only had fights that mattered. Every other card this year was shit.
Ryan Morgan
That little midget wants NOTHING to do with anyone in the 135 lb division. He know's he's the biggest meme since Ronda Rousey because of Rogan's deep throat shilling
Julian Reed
>choked to sleep by a WW
Tyler Wood
casual detected.
Luis Ward
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Parker Campbell
based
Grayson Campbell
>every takedown GSP tried worked
Is he the only man who can take down woodly?
Justin Bennett
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Austin Peterson
Bisping will remain the natty GOAT as long as the UFC is filled with roiders like GSP.
Caleb Mitchell
He looked like shit this fight. He only won because Bisbop sucks.
I think he'll be finished if he fights either
Benjamin Martinez
Bellator
Andrew Smith
ufc.com
Liam Campbell
This little faggot was literally looking down at his phone the entire night. Every time they showed the crowd you could see his little shiny noggin standing out.
Joshua Howard
>getting fluked by Dillameme I love you Cody, but I always knew you were just the type of brainlet to do this. Sad!
Caleb Jackson
hahahahah wtf, he turned him into hendo
Connor Bennett
>128 picks
This is going to take a while to stat lads, will have results tomorrow.
Ryder Murphy
At least you don't have to wake up every 2 hours when you sleep to post that bs in every thread
Joshua Collins
>PissPeeng has an iron chin >Dropped by a welterweight >That welterweight is GSP
also >who will The Eraser fight next? and >did Zahabi died?
Jackson Hall
BTFO
Michael Hall
My brain is absolutely fucked so many insane things just happened. Best part was Thug Rose winning in the most unexpected way possible and turning out to be classiest bitch ever in dat interview.
Zachary Johnson
>that look on his face Damn You could tell he was thinking "I'm 38 and if I lose this I'm never going to be a champion again."
That's why he refused to tap.
Landon Garcia
>the Bisping meme is finally over
Finally. Can we stop pretending he was ever elite now?
Logan Smith
She is getting an IMMEDIATE REMATCH and she is going to destroy Rose, mark my words
Nathaniel Ross
>Roiders and trannies won every event
Based USADA
Jace Campbell
No, Bisping sucks and has done for years. He has one win against an elite fighter in their prime and that was Rockhold.
Colton Edwards
Bullies have been punished.
Luis Torres
This should've been the goat card other than Masvidal losing