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UFC 217 Results >Main Card Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2 Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1 Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2 >Prelims James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1 Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2 Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision >Early Prelims Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2 Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1
>#6 Ranked Featherweight >Most 3rd round finishes in a row >Trains under James Luhrsen and with the Gracies >Travels the world to teach BJJ >Grew up in the hood >Trained BJJ his whole life >Best Guard in the UFC >Submission of the year candidate in 2016 >Is on UFC tonight >Has a original nickname >Main Eventing UFC fresno >Can surf >Black belt in BJJ >Chokes out h8ers >One of dana's favorite fighters >Has long hair
Truly the GOAT of our generation
Adam Rodriguez
>coral springs
Nolan Reyes
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Jose Flores
>new york s*tty
Logan Gutierrez
What do you think the next two years will be like for the Bantamweight division?
Austin Nguyen
joanna is the goblin champ we deserve ;_;
Jack Bailey
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Adrian Evans
ATT got BTFO tonight
Sebastian Thomas
Memes dying faster than they are being made
Nathan Howard
how do you feel hurr
Parker Morgan
worst UFC champ >gets flushed by gassed WW
Aiden Myers
reminder
Charles Moore
>CONGRATULATIONS MIKEY BROWN FOR WINNING THE BELT NINE...TEN... NINE YEARS AGO
what did joanna challenger mean by this?
Jack Reed
claim your fightfu, the market is now wide open
Julian Morales
cant say that after tonight senpai entertainment was delivered
Blake Ortiz
Tfw i was on the wrestling team in high school with Torres (titan fc 46)
Kid wasnt the best wrestler at his weight in HS and got herpes after rolling under a wrestling mat kek
Thomas Garcia
>tfw you realise conor ruined the sport by making fighters act like assholes to sell fights, but they just end up unlikable despite being pretty cool people away from the octagon
Jacob Foster
>only two winners fucking JJ
Ayden Richardson
Sp, Joanna is no longer a "Champion". What new nickname should she pick up now?
Nolan Wood
yup
ATT, JW, gsp saved tristar from utter death
Nicholas Parker
I agree, absolutely delivered tonight.
William Bell
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Bentley Price
Imma need a webm of that Rose TKO
Lucas Smith
I'm glad I could spend my first event with the great people of /heem/. God bless you and i wish you success
Hudson King
Ok that's enough memes. Anyone making fun of jj from this point forward will get heemed. Fast.
Ethan Fisher
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Josiah Cook
Welcome to forever ago
David Nelson
Joanna's style is trash. Obviously her lack of power and finishes are not that she's a woman, but that she's an arm punching air puncher. All her strikes have nothing on it, and always fall short of the target. Men who do the same also suck shit.
Never support fighters with this boxercise style. You will eventually be made to look foolish.
Gavin Long
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Luis Jackson
APOLOGIZE
Bentley Parker
CLAIMED
Jason Russell
STILL MY BOY
Eli Anderson
217 was probably the best card the UFC's ever put on
think this might've been my fav card ever not a single boring fight
Jordan Ward
just came home, i was watching the fights with some friends, what a crazy night. I feel so bad for cody.
Bisping proved tonight he is a PAPER CHAMP
Dominic Torres
fuck this lads wmma is a meme and joanna is the only nonmeme fighter ;_; she will eat rose in the rematch desu bet on it on those discount odds
Juan Scott
LADS EVERY TIME I WATCH WITH THIS CASUAL MY GUYS LOSE
HOW DO I GET RID OF HIM
Brayden Miller
>tfw nothing to look forward to now except for Ngannou/Reem Fml
Dominic Morales
got his shit fucked up
Nathan Richardson
memes that died tonight: >mickey gall >joanna goblin >bisbong >le tattoo'd hothead >masvidal
Jason Gomez
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Jose Wood
Yeah, that was clear in her previous fight. People were praising her for breaking that record but how the fuck do you land that many strikes and not finish your opponent?
Andrew Perez
/mygirl/
Jose Ramirez
Just got back from work Anywhere where I can watch a retaping of 217?
Daniel Sanchez
someone just fucked his shit up famalam
Mason Gutierrez
Come on man, please don't start with this autism.
Cooper Rivera
;_;
John Rivera
>fucked up my picks because I picked Garbrandt over TJ goddamnit
Dominic Rogers
Shout out to those smug faggot ass JJ fans that laughed when we said Rose would win shout out that one guy that posted the screenshots of people saying JJ would lose. >one of the best kickboxers in the world >Tap to strikes
buy the ppv on ufc.tv wait for torrents to go up (probably tomorrow)
Levi Young
>mfw I remember Joanna getting KOed actually happened
Brandon Nelson
TJ FANS WE FUCKING DID IT
WE'RE BACK
DOLLA DILLASHAW YALL
Gavin Gutierrez
this american fuck
Carter Rodriguez
>GSP won >Rose won >UFC is awesome again >I have a hot ass date tonight
Today is a good day lads.
Logan Hill
mee sleepy
but also happy
Gavin Bailey
>not a single boring fight If you're counting prelims, Gall/Brown was pretty slow. Other than that, pure MMAkino
Christopher Thompson
The WMMA GOAT
Connor Clark
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Jaxson Gutierrez
I'm gutted TJ/Cody only went 2 rounds.
It was a fun fight but I really wanted a 4 or 5 rounder so felt kind of underwhelmed. It felt like it barely started, an exchange, a headkick and then another exchange and that was the fight.
It was good though
Ryder Parker
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Levi Smith
heem yourself. your boy got exposed
Jaxon Roberts
Is this like getting pre-ripped jeans? Shaving something that looks like a scar into your hair?
Bentley Thompson
Hendo/Bisping rubbermatch when?
Blake Cooper
What a night boys. Haven't done this in a while. MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 217 Georges St Pierre vs Robert Whittaker Michael Bisping vs Lyoto Machida (or somebody older) TJ Dillashaw vs Demetrious Johnson Cody Garbrandt vs Aljamain Sterling Rose Namajunas vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk II Wonderboy Thompson vs Darren Till Jorge Masvidal vs Condit/Magny loser Paulo Costa vs Thiago Santos Johnny Hendricks - Retire James Vick vs Leonardo Santos Joe Duffy vs Stevie Ray Ovince St Preux vs Ilir Latifi Cory Anderson vs Tyson Pedro Curtis Blaydes vs Alexander Volkov
Owen Russell
lmao
Joshua Nelson
>Rocked, dropped, stopped by a fat WW
Angel Lopez
agree, amazing card.
Justin Adams
masvidal and hothead are actual good fighters though senpai
Daniel Barnes
>tfw fans of both fighters and hurl insults against both sides so I don't get hurt
Anyone else a mental manlet here?
John Lee
>tapping out to strikes
Bentley Gutierrez
Respect to Bisping for not tapping though. The guy is tough as nails
Ayden Allen
He's going to get wrecked. He'll have his comeuppance
Jose King
humbled
Cooper Davis
Joanna going the Conor road.
Luke White
they're both chinny so it isnt surprising but yeah, didnt satisfy foty hype
Nicholas Garcia
The fact that they were saying Rose was going to be easier than Karolina got to me. Same thing with Cody/TJ and Cruz MMA-Math. Too many dumb casuals on here.
Isaac Ross
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Christopher Cook
i thought that was entertaining due to meme potential also it looked like brown was slowing down and that gall was gonna take over but brown ended up having a second wind and taking the 3rd
Xavier Martinez
GSP might not be at the press conference, Karyn Bryant just said he's checking in to the hospital
Elijah Taylor
I FUCKING WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ROSE SO BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM SO ATTRACTED TO HER. I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE; I THINK ITS CUTE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
William Peterson
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Matthew Lopez
Ok i'll go to bed now good night lads
Aaron Gonzalez
This card could have only been better if Dillashaw/Garbrandt went the distance.
Colton Thompson
>buying low
smart
Jayden Clark
Whining on Twitter making excuses for losing to a fat stoner?
Zachary Hughes
will rose become a big star lile ronda? she's a qt white girl too
Daniel White
Fights to make after UFC 217 >GSP vs Whittaker >Romero vs Bisping >Rockhold vs Brunson >Garbrandt vs Dillashaw >Lineker vs Cruz >Joanna vs Namajunas >Andrade vs Torres/Waterson >Thompson vs Till >Covington vs Woodley >Borrachinha vs Weidman
Tyler Gutierrez
How'd your team do tonight, /heem/?
>Sillyshaw >Hug Rose >Goat St. Pierre batters the eternal anglo
Feeling pretty good right now. Pretty, pretty good.
Dominic Allen
haha who fucked up his haircut?
Mason Ortiz
>Tapping to strikes
Parker Murphy
I don't get how he didn't go out from GSP's hellbows before the choke
