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Tito

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SOMEONE POST THE WEBM OF BISBONG GETTING CHOKED THE FUCK OUT

;_;

Ahaha fuck Joanna

>goes to the wwe
Alexa Bliss needs more jobbers to bury

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Thank you meme gods. You are my greatest ally

freddie roach boi

is yoel vs bisping next??

WHERE IS THE BISPFAGGOT NOW

What the fuck happened to Dana White?

Is Cody "No Belt" Garbrandt any good?

TJ beat Dominick

That's what happens when you leave a tomato on the vine too long.

cody looks like he's 14 years old here lol

All the obnoxious twats got exposed yesterday

>masvidal got wondermeme'd
>jj tapped to strikes after getting all mandrama
>cody got heem'd by snek
>count duckula got choked out by a retired welterweight

Too bad about Bigg Rigg though ;_;

anyone got a WEBM of the TJ/Cody finish?

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>tfw trying to eat a guys chin but realize you just deleted it

posting prelim webms

>getting sheemed by Rose
>tapping to strikes
now what exactly did she mean by this?

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/heem/, please help me to understand something. When I watch fighters at heavyweight like Mark Hunt, Fedor, Derrick Lewis, Cain, JDS etc their strikes don't look like how the smaller weight classes strike - like when GSP throws a superman punch, or a spinning kick from Urijah Hall, that shit looks like a martial arts film because the technique looks so clean. Why is it that heavyweight's strikes look almost "sloppy" even though they're clearly not as they're effective in doing damage?

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>talk shit
>get sheemed

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Nice proxy faggot

this happened

this, but unironically

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I can hear DC yelling out "THUG ROSE THUG ROSE"

>After all that trash talking and bullying he gets choked out by a WW.

When was the last time you felt this good after a card ?

what did his nipples mean by this?

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Joanna “““champion”””

>When was the last time you felt this good after a card ?
Literally never, easily the most cathartic card I've watched live

watching prelims i missed
>PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON HIM
>PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIM
>PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIM
>FUCK

DC's reaction was priceless. He was really happy.

ref flung that hue away with the force of 20 brock lesnars

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What is his endgame?

Never, personally it was literally the best card ever for me.

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Holy shit, from that angle you can see all the V I O L E N C E

now another guy kek
>PUT THOSE F'N HANDS ON HIM

Cement himself as the GOAT

What are you talking about, I'm feeling bloody awful

To find a cure for roid gut

Assassinating Dana Red and taking over the UFC.

this desu
every fate was at least good

That was such a great card.

>heavyweight

When Nate choked that other faggot from the bong isles too.

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>Implying he already isn't.

Conor Super fight seems like the one that makes the sense the most.
It will please the fans and Conor's wallet.
Literally no other fight in UFC would give Conor the incentive to take it after all the money he had made off of the floyd fight.

>Sticking your dirty toe in someone's ear
Hand him a lifetime ban.

Tyron "Litterate Black Man" Woodley

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>It will please the casuals
Fixed.

I didn't imply that my man, I said that his endgame is to cement himself because most people don't rate him as GOAT anymore, for Joe it's fucking mighty manlet now

That would be the best fight for GSP but considering Conor wouldn't even take Khabib I seriously doubt he'd accept that

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my nigga

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RIP shitty Gall. Don't you dare cheat ever again.

At this point I'd be seriously happy if MacTapper never comes near the octagon again. He single handedly vulgarized the sport into oblivion.

I wonder if GSP can make down to 160 or 165 for a catch weight bout.
Then Conor might take him.
At 170 would be tough.

Trivia: did you know that Stephen Thompson was once trained by Beetlejuice?

10/10 reffing

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>considered P4P GOAT
>would get destroyed by average 8th grader

LMAOing @ ur sport

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"Ooooh yea, beat me up bb, beat me up real good, mmmm, let me pass my finger on your sweet nigga ass as you beat me up baby, oooh yeah baby, I'm hard bb" Mickey Gall.

I want him in the octagon one more time to get brutally crushed. I sense much more hate against McGregor now, people are getting tired of the WWE antics.

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Wasn't he mentioning when he first came back that he's able to make 155? If I remembered correctly, he's going for the 170 belt, 155, then retiring. It's much easier to lose muscle than it is to gain it, so it makes sense for him to go top to bottom in divisions.

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An elf defeated a goblin.

>Ramos spinning back elbow KO
absolute spice

No way he'd make 155 now, he was the same size as Bisping and ripped as fuck

Remember that time I told you that TJ and Bisping would win but you didn't listen to me?

Looks like a the white equivalent of a nubian elf desu

not if that 8th grader weighs 125lbs

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she looks better with short hair and no makeup to be quite honest family

Brown'd

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iWood

This desu, I was in a complete state of euphoria last night. I couldn't believe I was watching history unfold, and I hated all 3 of the belt holders which made it even sweeter.

I see Dan Miragliotta finds black on black violance amusing.

Are you into little boys ?

Did the ref... just fucking laugh internally.

*gently pats you*

Atta boy, lad

So many saves by the bell yesterday.

Looks like he's reached the 'drinking myself to death' phase

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I'm genuinely terrified that McGoober will meme his way past Ferguson. Could you imagine how insufferable he would be after that?