Get me Joaquin Phoenix!

>get me Joaquin Phoenix!
>can't afford him, sir

>get me moot!
>sir, he went to google, they pay more! but a new shipment has just arrived from japan, it can't get worse anyway

>wahkeen feenix
What did he mean by this?

>Get-

>Get-
>I am already here, sir

>Get-
>He's already done shooting his scenes, sir.

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He's already working on the sequel sir

>What-
>He has already left the premises sir

>Get me Helena Bonham Carter
>but sir, she is old now and ugly

funnily enough he was married to joaquin's sister

moot had honor.

>First I would like to say that your part requires no nudit-
>Sir, she left.

He's already shot the unwritten sequels

>The movie already bombed, sir.

Kek

What a whore

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>get-
>he's doing the dvd commentary for the sequel

She's French, get with it gramps.

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Gotta fuck Eva Green before she gets old and ugly. Where does she live.

I hope Eva ages super good. She would be a great silver fox

>GET ME A GOOD POST
>can't think of any sir

shes old and ugly right now

Nice try, but my path to her vagina is bright and clear. I shall not fail my quest.

what's his fee again?

Weed, any amount.

She's already old and has been always been ugly. 3 inches of makeup doesn't change that.

>She's French
A jew born in France is not French.

a day old piece of salami and a lock of his daughter's hair

>Get-
>He already shot the witnesses, sir.