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UFC 217 Results
>Main Card
Georges St-Pierre def Michael Bisping via Terrorism rd 3
T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2
Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1
Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision
Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2
>Prelims
James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1
Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ
Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2
Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision
>Early Prelims
Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2
Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1

News:
>UFC 217: Post-fight Press Conference
youtube.com/watch?v=Xki2l7sHVXk

>UFC 217 photos
mmafighting.com/2017/11/4/16607662/ufc-217-photos

>Rose Namajunas over Joanna Jedrzejczyk by KO? Odds against it were astounding
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk-odds-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts to Georges St-Pierre's historic title win in return vs. Michael Bisping at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-georges-st-pierre-historic-title-win-vs-michael-bisping-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts T.J. Dillashaw's title-winning KO of Cody Garbrandt in UFC 217 grudge match
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-t-j-dillashaws-title-winning-tko-of-cody-garbrandt-in-ufc-217-grudge-match

>Twitter reacts to Rose Namajunas' title-winning KO of Joanna Jedrzejczyk at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/ufc-217-twitter-reaction-rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk

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hello darkness my old friend

Is there any sport better than MMA at it's best?

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Why is everyone talking about Bispings next fight? I'm 99% sure he said that he would retire when he lost the title

Handegg when the cuckbois lose.

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boxing at its best is close

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absolutely not

Well first, technically speaking the numbers tonight are going to change that massively

Second there is a reason for the poor showing before, mainly that he was always the underdog

>thought I'd be happy seeing bisping lose
>part of me actually feels sympathetic for him

boxing is great, but MMA has an advantage like tonight where 3 title fights were all incredible

boxing usually has nobodies on the undercard and people only care about the main event

He said post fight that he wasn't done.

Joanna Champion!

>Got all the picks right except for the Masvidal fight
Lol wew I really goofed on that one but it was an emotional pick, every other pick was based off objective facts and superior MMA knowledge

Were any holes shown in Cody's fighting or was it a lucky punch

Boxing has the best fights, MMA has the best events

y tho

he overachieved like crazy and should be grateful he ever got to hold the belt

He is probably going on a long hiatus doing fight analytic like Dominic Cruz and then lowkey never fights again ever.

>tapped to strikes

I've only watched it once but it looked like he got emotional after almost getting the knockout and started pushing the pace more instead of countering...That's my first impression

Who can punish wonderboy for always having his hands down? He can't keep getting away with it.

Joanna Former

Motorbike racing when its close.
Ice Hockey if both teams are trying to kill each other.

Amanda Nunes headlined 200 and 207, but when it came time for her to pull numbers for a card on her own merits she could only manage 100k, less than DJ or TJ have ever done.

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I don't know. It never feels good seeing the old vets being on the end of their career I guess. Also feel bad for Joanna, but she kinda Ronda'ed hard.

:(

she seems so nice

Joanna Tapjenczyk.

Woodley already did, twice. RDA probably could, as well. Maybe Till, but that's a tough call.

YO JOANNA

FIRST OF ALL YOU AINT GOT NO CHIN

Till has a chance but if not him I'm not sure because Wonderboy is an expert at keeping his range with his kicks. Even Woodley wouldn't load up and swing at that open chin

It's easy to point these bets out after the outcome.

>Bisping and Joanna lost

Is Poland going to be okay guys? I really like the guy's company.

delete this

Picking rounds in a multi is dumb though.

Tito

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Yep, literally an angel. She was too good for this earth.

It's OK Joanna. Don't cry baby girl.

The fact that Joanna went full Ronda made me disappointed in her. She lost her whole innocent Polish girl who loves to fight and tried to become female Conor which is pure cringe cause then you end up looking terrible when you lose.

BASED TITO

T I T O

What's next for my boy Cody?

It was a race to land the first monster hook, Dillashaw could have gotten cracked

Bless

more tattoos

Is there any sport worse than MMA at it's worst?

>When your opponent has 0% TDD

>The fact that Joanna went full Ronda made me disappointed in her. She lost her whole innocent Polish girl who loves to fight
JJ's been doing these shenanigans since wining the belt.

Where is this "she changed nonsense"?

Football or Basketball

f1

Thats easy, baseball and cricket.

(golf is not a sport)

>Believe you me buddeh, 100% I'm going to knock him out

League of Legends

Georges must feel like the king of the world right now.

great night for mma

She doesn't, though. She's almost as bad as Rousey but she never got popular so contrarians still like her.

>tfw post ppv depression
>tfw the health app on my phone actually shows accurate results

No she hasn't. She used to do the meme stare but after Letourneau, she kept growing arrogant with every fight.

All of them my man

Is GSP staying at his new weight class? He had no stamina.

What is the Goku vs Vegeta of MMA?

The beating he'd give Woodley would be GSP-Koscheck 2 tier. He looked like he had legit power tonight

describe what that relationship is. im not a weeb

Same. A couple hours after the card ended it was back to business as usual for me.

Fedor v Mitrione

youtube.com/watch?v=AhV0wScCPgE
>Lying Scumshit: And people think Bisping is an easy fight? Show me. Show me where someone has had an easy fight with Michael Bisping.

Jones and DC

Don't be sad, everyones gonna be dead one day and none of this will matter.

Cruz vs. Mighty Mouse

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nobody - lunge at him you're getting put to sleep

GADOOOSH

He had legit power but only for a round, and as powerful as he is Woodley's got even more. I'm not even sure GSP could even take Woodley down, either. Dude's got 96% TDD.

Okay /heem/ I need a completely honest answer from you right now.

Who is a bigger can? Bisbin or this black fellow in the dreads?

Cruz vs Dillashaw.

Those fights in the pocket were nuts

Bigg Rigg vs Weight Management

Conor and nate

he was dead in the second but seemed to recover pretty well in the 3rd. now that he's had his first fight back and seen how it's gone he might adjust his training and have improve his stamina. probably best to go back to 170, though.

Gifted, life loving, happy, compassionate guy vs Super serious, always training, feels entitled due to his race guy.

except vegeta kept winning

The GSP from tonight would get murdered by Woodley dude.

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>rose literally stopped joanna with strikes
>rose made joanna tap like chicken

It seems that most boxers pad there records with can crushing until the big money fight against another can crusher.

Only person in modern boxing with out a sissy record is Mayweather

Tito?

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Mighty mouse Dillashaw will make money

depressed lads

His TDD is inflated by Maia and Shields shitfests, not that it isn't impressive, but if Rory can take him down after piecing him up with simple body jabs and teeps, GSP can probably do it better.

woodley would've heemd gsp

>Joanna tapped to strikes
There goes that aura forever. No one will be afraid of her from here on out. I'd pick Claudia to win if they ever crossed paths again.

He needs to drop some weight even if he stays at 185

Is ring rust a meme?

>tfw you aren’t fucking rose tonight

You can talk shit but her eyes

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But nihilism is not where I want to be, because then I will end up wasting my life.