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UFC 217 Results
>Main Card
Georges St-Pierre def Michael Bisping via Terrorism rd 3
T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2
Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1
Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision
Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2
>Prelims
James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1
Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ
Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2
Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision
>Early Prelims
Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2
Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1

News:
>UFC 217: Post-fight Press Conference
youtube.com/watch?v=Xki2l7sHVXk

>UFC 217 photos
mmafighting.com/2017/11/4/16607662/ufc-217-photos

>Rose Namajunas over Joanna Jedrzejczyk by KO? Odds against it were astounding
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk-odds-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts to Georges St-Pierre's historic title win in return vs. Michael Bisping at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-georges-st-pierre-historic-title-win-vs-michael-bisping-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts T.J. Dillashaw's title-winning KO of Cody Garbrandt in UFC 217 grudge match
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-t-j-dillashaws-title-winning-tko-of-cody-garbrandt-in-ufc-217-grudge-match

>Twitter reacts to Rose Namajunas' title-winning KO of Joanna Jedrzejczyk at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/ufc-217-twitter-reaction-rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk

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youtube.com/watch?v=-76Dij-S3yw
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this man is a UFC champion again. Thoughts?

Where can I find a replay?

Reminder that Bisping is still the natty GOAT and only lost due to a faulty cup

>>Hicardo Hamos

Didnt you romise to leave?

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Tito

Leave already. Your can lost

This thread will get deleted because it was made late move on to

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Thoughts?

Fucking leave man. We don't want your threads

wew

For me he's the GOAT

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heem your pathetic self

>we
hello calendar schizo nobody cares about the OP and im spammnig reports as we speak just like you wouldve done you cant win

I get the joke but who is that actually?

Was Joanna too distracted?

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Friendly heeminder the real Bisping did not fight GSP and it was in fact an imposter Alien who took his place so they could get at GSP while they locked the real Bisping away

anyone got the webm of the rose heem?

You have to stop man

APOLOGIZE TO BOXSWEDE RIGHT NOW

>Cruz fight was 2 years ago

Mick "omg" Blue

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samefag

>When I first saw her step on the scene, I learned how to be a champion from her, and this week, how she handled herself, I feel like I learned how not be a champion

youtube.com/watch?v=-76Dij-S3yw

I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR PAHFOMANCE

STAHP

I cried during that post fight interview tbhfam

He didn't tap, retard. Can't wait for this faggot to get USADA'd so the natty GOAT can reclaim what is rightfully his.

your boy biscan got BTFO and your thread is going to get BTFO soon aswell

She's right, Joanna got a big head and she was acting really cringey

Same lad, I teared up. Is Rose the champ /heem/ deserves?

LMAO is this all Bisping fans have to hope for now?

You really want to be OP bad don't you?

For sure that was an emotional moment my guy

i need a compilation of all the shit talking bisping did finishing with him sleeping

she is so r9k though

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There wasn't a proper breakdown, but still it's nice to the goblin fidget and sniff.

youtu.be/PJBlPnyMRTA

ive slowed this down to like one frame at a time and its like joanna just either is blind or completely ignores the punch. doesnt turn to look even change where her eyes are and no movement or defence. it was such a simple yolo haymaker with no setup either. wtf

I don't even like rose but Joanna is so unlikable and Rose genuinely just wants to win and do good things

she was already rocked at that point from a knock down. She was out on her feet she said at the press conference. She doesn't even remember that exchange

trolled!

So whats next for Sergeant Killashaw?

YOURE A GREAT ATHLETE GEORGE

ATHLETE

IM A FIGHTER GEORGE

FIGHTER

Sad!

That's close enough desu. Which fighter is /heem/ personified?

hes gonna turn mighty meme into mighty heemed

that's true though; GSP won the athletic contest, Bisping won the fight.

Can anyone break down how Cody was caught from the headkick by TJ? It had no feints to set it up or anything, TJ just threw it.
Was he anticipating Cody's movement away or something and therefore knew it would land? It was a single strike

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>All these TJ fans crawling out of the woodwork
What are the odds they're former Cruz/Cody fans?

And I'd like to see the youtube posts compilation that autist made.

sometimes when you throw a strike, it lands. who knew?

Very intelligent post

bigg pigg

Need some Olivi gents

>everyone laughed at me for supporting Rose
Now who's laughing?

worked

>JJ is so hated that people will root for a lithuanian bicycle thief
>and cry like a gay when she wins

>they bet on Cody at negative odds

thats what you get if you got your hand by the chin like a boxer and not by the forehead

And where did he catch him; on the forehead what a suprise

me, cause i don't live in bulgaria

:)

When your a snek a single strike is all you need. slow humies cant hope to compete

>GSP becomes 2 weight division champ on the same card Johny gets brutalised by a roided reincarnation of Vitor
>People still to this day say Johny beat GSP
>GSP will be getting paid 10 times more than Johny

What is life?

based

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this has to be the worst strawman ive ever seen

Is Rose being fucked by Pat Barry?

How is it a strawman? It isnt even an argument, that is literally what happened.

So what now lads.

What lies in store for MMA? For /heem/?

It's not a strawman spammer boy.

probably not. they tried but she heemed him like 5 times and they had to call it off

was, but now it's just some platonic friendship that Rose can't completely break off because Barry will lose it and massacre people if she does.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>What is love?
>Baby don't hurt me
>No more

Find another can to spam here for months and delude yourself into thinking he's actually good until he finally gets slept. Cycle of life.

who is up next?

i'm gonna take a shower

Wow there's a lot of anger in this post, are you alright pal?

>Joanna "probably the best striker in the UFC" Jędrzejczyk

Simeon, is that you?

just want the PPV again lads, best 3 hours of my month as usual with every PPV

happening at this very moment

All my fave fighters won buddeh I'm thrilled.

So what was Joanna's surprise?

>Literally strangled until he was unconscious
>He won the fight.

Crashing her title defence with no survivors.

pregnant?

She was going to move up and fight whoever wins the 125 belt, someone asked her about it in the post fight presser

I was pretending bros

>im the spammer becuz i post pics from my phone
wow the spammer really worked you guys into a shoot

Praise GSP

>can't even heem pat barry but ko'd joanna

should JJ just end it all now? biggest chinlet in MMA

Getting brutally heemed

Is he a pacific islander? Maybe Vince could use him in some fat samoan gimmick.