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UFC 217 Results >Main Card Georges St-Pierre def Michael Bisping via Terrorism rd 3 T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2 Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1 Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2 >Prelims James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1 Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2 Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision >Early Prelims Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2 Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1
Reminder that Bisping is still the natty GOAT and only lost due to a faulty cup
Cooper Fisher
>>Hicardo Hamos
Camden Bell
Didnt you romise to leave?
Grayson Green
...
Jayden Baker
Tito
Jose Flores
Leave already. Your can lost
Eli Rodriguez
This thread will get deleted because it was made late move on to
Jaxson Jones
...
Luis Russell
Thoughts?
Jayden Garcia
Fucking leave man. We don't want your threads
Wyatt Phillips
wew
Liam Garcia
For me he's the GOAT
Isaiah White
...
Ryan Price
heem your pathetic self
Christian Garcia
>we hello calendar schizo nobody cares about the OP and im spammnig reports as we speak just like you wouldve done you cant win
Juan Powell
I get the joke but who is that actually?
Hunter Taylor
Was Joanna too distracted?
Elijah Parker
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Jack Scott
Friendly heeminder the real Bisping did not fight GSP and it was in fact an imposter Alien who took his place so they could get at GSP while they locked the real Bisping away
Wyatt Gray
anyone got the webm of the rose heem?
Nicholas Perry
You have to stop man
Josiah Martinez
APOLOGIZE TO BOXSWEDE RIGHT NOW
>Cruz fight was 2 years ago
Charles Ramirez
Mick "omg" Blue
Aiden Baker
...
Hudson Garcia
samefag
Jordan White
>When I first saw her step on the scene, I learned how to be a champion from her, and this week, how she handled herself, I feel like I learned how not be a champion
ive slowed this down to like one frame at a time and its like joanna just either is blind or completely ignores the punch. doesnt turn to look even change where her eyes are and no movement or defence. it was such a simple yolo haymaker with no setup either. wtf
Austin Walker
I don't even like rose but Joanna is so unlikable and Rose genuinely just wants to win and do good things
Hunter Price
she was already rocked at that point from a knock down. She was out on her feet she said at the press conference. She doesn't even remember that exchange
Ethan Martin
trolled!
Jonathan Torres
So whats next for Sergeant Killashaw?
Evan Gray
YOURE A GREAT ATHLETE GEORGE
ATHLETE
IM A FIGHTER GEORGE
FIGHTER
Leo Gomez
Sad!
Evan Roberts
That's close enough desu. Which fighter is /heem/ personified?
Camden Moore
hes gonna turn mighty meme into mighty heemed
Zachary Wilson
that's true though; GSP won the athletic contest, Bisping won the fight.
Joshua White
Can anyone break down how Cody was caught from the headkick by TJ? It had no feints to set it up or anything, TJ just threw it. Was he anticipating Cody's movement away or something and therefore knew it would land? It was a single strike
Austin Cox
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Lucas Sanders
>All these TJ fans crawling out of the woodwork What are the odds they're former Cruz/Cody fans?
Logan Jenkins
And I'd like to see the youtube posts compilation that autist made.
Samuel Scott
sometimes when you throw a strike, it lands. who knew?
Matthew Thomas
Very intelligent post
Carter Ross
bigg pigg
Justin Bailey
Need some Olivi gents
Samuel Gutierrez
>everyone laughed at me for supporting Rose Now who's laughing?
Gabriel Taylor
worked
Andrew Price
>JJ is so hated that people will root for a lithuanian bicycle thief >and cry like a gay when she wins
Joshua Morris
>they bet on Cody at negative odds
Mason Harris
thats what you get if you got your hand by the chin like a boxer and not by the forehead
And where did he catch him; on the forehead what a suprise
Aaron Jackson
me, cause i don't live in bulgaria
Robert Roberts
:)
Nolan Kelly
When your a snek a single strike is all you need. slow humies cant hope to compete
Xavier Brown
>GSP becomes 2 weight division champ on the same card Johny gets brutalised by a roided reincarnation of Vitor >People still to this day say Johny beat GSP >GSP will be getting paid 10 times more than Johny
What is life?
Austin Allen
based
William Jones
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Evan Mitchell
this has to be the worst strawman ive ever seen
Alexander Thompson
Is Rose being fucked by Pat Barry?
Hunter Martin
How is it a strawman? It isnt even an argument, that is literally what happened.
Ryan Morales
So what now lads.
What lies in store for MMA? For /heem/?
Jason Ortiz
It's not a strawman spammer boy.
Aiden Jackson
probably not. they tried but she heemed him like 5 times and they had to call it off
Owen Murphy
was, but now it's just some platonic friendship that Rose can't completely break off because Barry will lose it and massacre people if she does.
Nicholas Gonzalez
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
Josiah Jenkins
>What is love? >Baby don't hurt me >No more
Lucas Evans
Find another can to spam here for months and delude yourself into thinking he's actually good until he finally gets slept. Cycle of life.
Ian Evans
who is up next?
Dylan Parker
i'm gonna take a shower
Brody Johnson
Wow there's a lot of anger in this post, are you alright pal?
Noah Lee
>Joanna "probably the best striker in the UFC" Jędrzejczyk
Jayden Jackson
Simeon, is that you?
Andrew Gutierrez
just want the PPV again lads, best 3 hours of my month as usual with every PPV
Justin Phillips
happening at this very moment
Joshua Rogers
All my fave fighters won buddeh I'm thrilled.
Noah Lee
So what was Joanna's surprise?
Austin Foster
>Literally strangled until he was unconscious >He won the fight.
Hudson Smith
Crashing her title defence with no survivors.
Justin Wilson
pregnant?
James Fisher
She was going to move up and fight whoever wins the 125 belt, someone asked her about it in the post fight presser
Jordan Diaz
I was pretending bros
>im the spammer becuz i post pics from my phone wow the spammer really worked you guys into a shoot
David Brooks
Praise GSP
Joshua Sullivan
>can't even heem pat barry but ko'd joanna
should JJ just end it all now? biggest chinlet in MMA
Lincoln Martinez
Getting brutally heemed
Austin Cooper
Is he a pacific islander? Maybe Vince could use him in some fat samoan gimmick.