AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD #8

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first for one nation

First for da greens

check these dubs

praise kek

3rd for One Nation.

What can Pauline achieve if she is in the senate?

nothing

Hmm.

LDP OR DEATH

Sage and report shitposter threads.

Link to stream rejects

Is it too late to vote? I got big ideas as to how to fix the country

Really makes you think...

deport lebbos

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Why does reddit flood every aus/pol/ thread?

LABOR

Counting just started 30 minutes ago. There will be no decent results until after WA votes.

who /votedearly/here?

What was that brazil? I can't hear you over all those infected mosquitos.

Because they're faggots/attention whores.

>voting for a rapist

one nation

Are we a country or a commonwealth?

She'll gas the kikes m8

L/NP: 20
ALP: 6
GRN: 0
OTH: 1
123 to go.

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You know how they trot Jacqui Lambie out to add "colour" to political shows?

Yeah, that with extra saltiness.

PLEEEZE EXPLAIN

Whoa, Leigh Sales just trod all over Annabel Crabbe. This could get interesting...

L/NP - 22
ALP - 7
OTH - 1

:)

>Derryn Hinch, Pauline Hanson, NXT, butthurt Laborcucks, Labor and Greens at eachothers throats over Greens winning Labor seats
>smug Mal
I really hope this works out how I want it to.

I voted Rise Up because Daniel Nalliah will bring nan back to life with prayer.

Can anyone please greentext the pol situation in Australia for those of us who have absolutely no fucking clue?

> The only thing I know is that cool "NO WAY" poster.
> I couldn't feel my dick the first time that I saw it.

:^)

whos other, hopefully not greens

>voting to smash the unions and overtime pay
>voting for 457 visas to flood even skilled labour markets with cheap foreign workers
>voting for liberal party

When people say Libs are cutting 80mil/50mil/whatever from healthcare and education, what are the original figures those cuts are taken from exactly? Should I care? My google-fu failed me on this. pic unrelated.

>0.1% counted

ALP - 11

:(

shit is all over the place right now fammi

When I saw Derryn Hinch's name on my polling paper I thought they made a mistake. Last I heard of him he had 12 months to live.

inb4 labor btfo

What the hell? Mine says LNP 25, ALP 10?

Labor lost a seat

we stopped botes
The same government gave the muslims working vias so they are coming in anyway just by plane
Victorian government overrun with a pro commmunist leader who destroyed the fire brigade by making unions own it
PRobally cost labor the election

STILL NO STICKY

COME ON LIBS

He got a new liver m8, hes good as gold now

and then gained it again

Ahhh Penny is fucking butthurt

Why cant the mods make it a rolling sticky

Realistically if the Bulldogs beat the Swans, then Liberal wins and vice-versa.

It is written.

wew lads
go katter go

Fuck yeah, go Katter!

>+ 7.9% for other parties

how many seats do libs need to win government?

Half +1

>swings to labor
This makes me so mad, everyone I know voting Labor (most people I know) have no idea why they are voting for Labor other than they hate the liberal party, and then they don't even know why they hate the liberal party.

Good news is, the senate is going to be all fucked up in the best way possible. I've convinced about 20 people to vote for memes in the senate

I actually summoned the courage to firmly say no thanks to the guy who tried to hand me the greens pamphlet, felt pretty good to be honest with you

As much as I hate labour, I really dont want prepbull to win

76

ITS OVER

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When can I dance in commie tears?

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Lol m8. I hope you also told the smelly greens hippy to have a shower

right now

Labor just gained a seat m8

I convinced a few asians to vote for Pauline

when Laurie calls it it's over

The "other" vote in QLD is fucking huge. 20% vs ~10% in other states.

I got called a redneck, felt even better tbqh

im confused, if 76 is only needed to win, why are so many seats decided when only 0.5% of vote has been counted?

badge of honour desu

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Most of the seats called are rural seats with tiny populations, the majority of which voted for the coalition
very easy seats to call

>0.0%

Goodnight sweet prince

QLD put 250,000 votes into Palmer in the senate last time.

fuck off, by who?

its will switch in and out in the early voting stages

No one should vote for a fatty desu

>mfw Slimey Clivey BTFO

Nice one, Katter

Because they counted all the labor/green votes which make up 0.5%

Rest is Liberal and minor parties

The unhinged greens bitch handing out HTV cards

>macarthur 10% to labor
>dobell 5% to labor

fucking wemo lade

So the liberal national party is the right wing party of Australia?

small populations and safe seats probably

more like the centre-right cuckservative party

who /albo/ here?

Cuckservatives

fuck, meant to quote

what a spastic, god bless you lad ahaha

uh oh lads

Lads post your seat and your #1 pick. Cook reporting in

People on Labor will tell you that they are.

Liberals (referring to Classical Liberal) heavily represent the Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry's interests where Labor represents Labor Unions.

the far superior labor choice

'ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE COMMUNITIES'

FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES VOTE FOR GREENS
NO SURPRISE

It's only 2.6% counted.

Flinders
Rise Up

Greg Hunt is incumbent and will win. Safe Liberal seat.

>mfw that guy that hosed Australian Idol cucks Tone out of his own seat