The .700 Club: Week 9 Comfy DST Ending Edition

You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better.

>Safe this Week
Eagles (vs. Broncos)
Patriots (BYE)
Steelers (BYE)
Vikings (BYE)

>In Danger this Week
Chiefs (at Cowboys)
Rams (at Giants)
Saints (vs. Buccaneers)
Seahawks (vs. Redskins)

>In Danger of Blacklisting
Cardinals (at 49ers)
Ravens (at Titans)
Bengals (at Jaguars)
Broncos (at Eagles)
Texans (vs. Colts)
Lions (at Packers on MNF)
Redskins (at Seahawks)

>BLACKLISTED
Browns (Week 5)
49ers (Week 5)
Giants (Week 5)
Colts (Week 7)
Raiders (Week 8)
Chargers (Week 8)
Jets (Week 8)
Buccaneers (Week 8)
Bears (Week 8)

>Applications
Closed, keep winning or eat shit.

I think I'm finally ready to start believing in this team

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, user. There's still plenty of season left.

>have to play against Zeke with Reggie fucking Ragland, a 34 year old Derrick Johnson, and anywhere between 6-8 defensive backs on the field all game long
It was fun being >ELITE while it lasted guys. See y'all next year.

>fly eagles fly
>vs no fly zone

Really makes you think

>G.O.A.T Rams
>In danger

Lol watch more football my man

Stairway to Seven, buds. I feel lit.

>/ouryear/

Here's a pre-emptive (You) because some dumbass Broncos fan made a similar post the week they got kicked out.

>people STILL don't understand what "in danger" means in these threads
how does it keep happening?

>Saints (vs. Buccaneers)


we moving to GOLD status this week baby

To bad Big Ben's career is going to get raped before the season is out when he gets an injury that will force him to retire.

Would be fantastic.

Nah, that would be Dak. Singles confirm.

EagLELs will get DESTROYED in Seattle

screen cap this, also dubs

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>Ravens, Bengals, Texans, and Broncos all got blacklisted today

Hell yeah

Eagles have played zero good teams

Safe for ANOTHER week!

Next game we back.

mad/10

The Chiefs are looking like they'll go from Platinum Membership to out of the club.

Eagles are safe for the next 3 weeks. They have a bye next week and regardless of results they are safe through week 12.

Feels good man

Hes right tho. Seasons about to get tough. Probly .500 here on out

>chiefs went from platinum to getting kicked out in four fucking weeks

>seven games left
>.500

4-3, 3-4, or 3-3-1?

I can't remember the last time I had 3 teams (Seahawks, Patriots, Eagles) in the .700 club at the same time, this is fucking insane

EXPOSED

Andy Reid and Bob Sutton are always exposed against decent teams. And those 2 cunts are gonna get a contract extension for sure

Football gods grant him one last owl run before retirement

Brees vult

D/a/llas dropping in to pick up the Chiefs. Come along now kids, don't pout.

I forgot they havnt had the bye yet

Is this bait?

>chefs and xehawks gone in the same day

chefs out
seashits out

ratbirds blacklisted
bungles blacklisted
buncos blacklisted
toxins blacklisted

seacucks OUT

>secondary makes every WR look elite
>o line couldnt make a hole for a mouse
don't think >we can meme >our way out of this one

>tfw the Eagles will be the team to let the Cowboys into the .700 club

Don't feel too bad, Dak makes any secondary look bad. He's just that elite

the division is ours

>Only one team managed to avoid blacklisting
Good work, Redskins

Cards won

Oh yeah, missed them. I took that L for granted because >Cards without Palmer and Johnson, but the Niners are even worse than I thought

Seahawks out. Rams in. Dam it feels good to be a st louis rams fan

>if the Falcons win next week, the Eagles could be the one to blacklist Dallas

>.889
The fact that we could still end the season in the Platinum bracket is amazing

>Dam it feels good to be a st louis rams fan
>Being a fan of a team that doesn't exist

>Seahawks fans so delusional he has to pretend a team doesnt exist so he can pretend hell win the division

Ben is honestly the worst part of the Steelers this season. Not that he's bad, just that the rest of the team is that complete. He's also been sacked like once in the last 3 games.

random question

is blacklisted the point where you cant get back into .700 even if you win out?

yes

>tfw seakeks are out

yes. In math terms, you need 5 losses to get blacklisted

>Broncucks blacklisted
Feels great man

i like this timeline the best

>Falcons
>winning
Matt Ryan is a broken man after that Super Bowl. He might never make the playoffs again

There's no such thing as good teams when you're the best.

There literally is no team called the St. Louis Rams. There's an NFL team with the name of Los Angeles Rams, but not St. Louis Rams.

Xehawks out

>tfw putting an application in next week

Eagles are 1-1 against good teams, they're about to go 1-2 in 2 weeks though

>Eagles are 1-1 against good teams, they're about to go 1-2 in 2 weeks though
I was going to ask what was the funnier implication here, that the cuckboys could be the Eagles, or that they're a good team.
But I realized it's definitely the latter, because even at their worst they always seem to meme out a few wins they shouldn't have. Like just yesterday.

S E ET H I N G

>But I realized it's definitely the latter
You realize this because you know the iggles will lose.
>when the cowboys "meme" 2 wins against the eagles and take the lead in the division, but it's ok because they aren't good

>He thinks the team that couldn't beat the 2016 Eagles without Zeke can sweep this year's Eagles.
Lel, not even 2016 election meme magic is that powerful.

Please don't talk to trespassers in the .700 club.

>Caring about 2nd strings vs 2nd strings
I bet you think preseason games matter too

>my santos brothers in the elite
Feels good

Jaguars have to win two to enter the .700 club.

There's a fair to decent chance that Zeke may not even be able to play that game.

The Eagles outplayed the Cowboys in Dallas too. They relied on a meme trick play to win.

saints rams looks like a hell of a game in a few weeks

but didnt the eagles blow a 14 point lead?