Get me a futuristic looking fully automatic weapon

>get me a futuristic looking fully automatic weapon
>already on backorder sir

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>find me an assault rifle are terrorist characters can utilize
>yes sir

>I'm going to need our bad guys kitted out with assault rifles
>on it sir

Seems a more Russian/African based terrorist weapon

>more gun behind the trigger than in front
Looks like trash to me.

>give the hero a gun

>Find me a handgun that says the hero has an enormous dick
>Actually, sir, Mr. Eastwood already brought his own gun.

>character needs to blow x up without grenades
>on it sir

Martin Riggs
John McClane

Who else?

We finns use the RK-91/95

its an ak47, top quality, plastic parts where needed. Can hit a coin from 300 meters, will go through 60cm of wood.

If its not broken, dont fix it. It beats modern american weapons.

>we need guns to fall out of a bag when it's dumped onto a table

>wanting the gun to be more wood than barrel

even /k/ would laugh at you

LOL

Yippee Ki Yay monkeyfeather

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>7.62x39
>hitting anything past 100m

didn't he mostly use the 6 1/2?

I prefer .233 and 5.56

That's for the good guys m8

>could we have Timothy Dalton for this please?
>he is already on his way sir.

Not /k/, but I'm pretty sure that's a standard issue police sidearm, so w lot of cop characters use them.

>so our guy starts a thread on Sup Forums
>sir, say no more

It hits a coin from 300 meters. Rapid fire is for video games

Our 18-19 year olds beat professional soldiers from Austria in target practice.

MODS we're being raided by /k/!!!!!!!

Is this a lowkey cs thread?

>not using superior 5.45×39mm
>mfw

Our main assault rifle fits our conditions. Tree branches, thick forest. It penetrates everything.

Sure some weaker rounds spread on impact and stop the enemy, but we need our bullets to really hit.

The bullpup design is objectively better. The only issue is more moving parts.

>Sir, we need a handgun for a bland CIA agent to use
>Say bravo

fair point

Intimidating when shot out of planes.

>we need a gun that'll send a guy flying across the room
>gotchu faam

>Sir. We need a weapon for our hero to slay the undead/misc demonic creatures
>I got this sheet covered already famm

Plz no rational agreeing, only bullying and calling everyone a faggot and basing experiences on Call of Duty

imfdb.org/wiki/Beretta_92#Beretta_92

Bullpups are neat but a standard rifle is better with iron sights and reloading is faster because the magwell is infront of your dominant hand.

>We need a gun for the drug dealer to spray-and-pray with while firing with one hand
>I know just the thing

>that list

lol?

>We need firearms for our 1990s-early 2000s SWAT/Special-Ops characters
>Say no more

>we need a futuristic spacegun

>An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

Shit, I just realised that was a Mac 10

>Sir. We need a weapon for the space henchmen because guns don't work in space
>*strokes cat* I have just the thing

>guns don't work in space

>Rip And Tear starts playing.

>Sir, we need a gun for a mafia guy to use
>Don't break my balls, I got just the thing.

>So, our main character is an american sharpshoot-
>We already have 10 of them behind the table, sir.

>we need an 80's hero gun
>say no more

>we need a gun for someone who shoots first
>whatever you say george

>We need a gun for an above/below the law character to hide in his shirt, sleeve, ankle, etc.
>Say no more

>we need a rifle for the futuristic evil army
>say no more

>Sir, it's action memovie time
>bring it

lol no.

>This scene features a Nazi officer
>second door on the right famm

Jill Valentine
Chris Redfield
Sheva Alomar

>we need a gun for creepy europeans with long hair
>here it is

>For this scene we require a hand grenande
>Got just the thing for you

>So our asian character needs a-
>we got a warehouse full of the things

>In this scene we need to assassinate some Soviet guards
>here ya go mate

>We need a historically accurate firearm in our historically accurate game about history

>Got you covered familia

>we need a cool shotgun sir!
>ayyy hol up famm lemme jus check

>Our WWII sniper needs a gun
>Gotchu

Ironically enough in the film it's a mac 10, but he calls it an Uzi.

That makes me feel better

>We need the perfect weapon for a redneck character shouting about his daughters, his land or his precious cans
>Gotchya

Shoot yourself iFaggot

>we need some pewpew blasters for this flick
>ayy pham just glue some random shit on these period firearms brutha

>Our movie takes place in Vietn-
>[it ain't me starts playing]

Do you have dum dums?

>I know I shouldn't

Some of them have no trigger guard.

But this is unironically true given how they can withstand bad conditions, are easy to use, and we're historically cheap and available for militia use.

Its no one else fault if you can't hit a target.

It was the US army actually.
Police used revolvers commonly in the 80s, then it was a mix of stuff of which the 1911 was probably the most "iconic", and now it's a lot of less famous "tacticool" stuff in calibers normies aren't familiar with like .357 or .40

Its cute like a feminine penis.

>Implying bigger bullets don't make it easier to hit things

>guns don't work in space
They work even better

Kek

>standard issue rifle in real life is standard issue rifle in movies set in that period
Woah

LOL

It was clearly sarcasm you dolts.

Wow a CrossFire reference

>gun is racist against lefties

but I like it so much

Plz no bully

>Can hit a coin from 300 meters, will go through 60cm of wood.

too bad you can't see shit with those squint eyes of yours

>plastic molded over 1000x

>we need faggot
>OP

>american sharpshoot-
>uses a Brit M85 sniper rifle
>a sniper rifle they didn't use because Accuracy International beat it

>If its not broken, dont fix it. It beats modern american weapons.
Nothing about these sentences makes sense.

If it wasn't broken, why did you fix the AKM?

The design of the AR-15 is only a few years younger than the AK.

What the fuck is 60cm? 60% of a yard? Shit son you're on an american site, when in rome yadda yadda.

>Hmm, e need a way for the character to cross that river...
>On it, sir

Seriously though are Finns mongoloids or what? No meme responses pls

>american site
Fucking lmao, someone update this faggot.

I don't see .us on the site, faggot. The WWW is also a British invention. So is the computer. When in Rome, yadda yadda.

Normal guns would send you past escape velocity in real life.

Yes, whole scandinavia has asian admixture to some degree, Finns the most though, they also are originally an asian people.

Lol, unless you're left handed, lying prone, or actually want a good trigger pull.

EtronX tried to save us but you didn't listen

I'm left handed, what happens if the army you'd join uses bullpup designs? Do you have to deal with the shit or are you given a different weapon?