Rio 2016 Predictions

There will be a death caught on camera.

Probably a police shooting.

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we should make a bongo for this event

100 peple robbed
at least one athlete dies/murderd
...etc

*bingo

some engineering catastrophe

my doubles wills it

So close yet so far user

apologies im rerolling

FUCK IT

-Increased theft/mugging on tourists
-Increased sexual assaults on women
-Police shootings
-LOTS OF FLARES
-Shitty infrastructure (possibly entire stadium collapses)

come to brazil guys

last one

Nothing.

Same shit as WC.

Don't force Kek, for Kek blesses you with doubles if he wishes it so

The Rio 2016 logo has been changed to 2 guys robbing a cripple

my predictions:

- 3-10 people killed (athletes included)
- 8-12 people abducted
- 1-2 major power outages
- 3 engineering accidents
- couple of hundreds of thefts/robberies
- increased number of zika virus cases around the world after the games

gotcha, apologies based dutch bro

Praise Kek

ISIS could probably plan a successful attack. How shit is the Brazilian police/security?

-Local poor Brazilians will try to show the real face of the country
-Comfy 1st worlders will not care
-Out of frustration, locals will try to do something more drastic
-They will fail, or will be quickly silenced
-Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics

There obviously will be technical malfunctions

Turns out the catastrophe was on you the whole time

>Rio 2016 Preedictions
- at least one gold-medal winner gets Zika
- 14 people die because they were trampled in a mass-evacuation of the main-Arena after a terrorist attack/bombthreat
- Brazil's credit rating drops to B-/CCC+, after financial bancruptcy declared during the second week of the games.
- Swimming arena gets polluted, 1 swimmer in critical condition after the 400m free-form
- American triple gold-medal winner gets busted for using steroids
- new world record 100m sprint for men is declared invalid, because the measurement equipment was not working perfectly due to unstable powersupply in the stadium

Security in Rio is probably going to be decent since they're putting even the army in there for the event

flares will be an ongoing issue..

you thought euro cup was bad? this will put it to shame

>- new world record 100m sprint for men is declared invalid, because the measurement equipment was not working perfectly due to unstable powersupply in the stadium
arent they battery powered? or surely theres a generator

A female Swedish Olympian will contract AIDS.

There will be millions of zika babies born in the coming years.

that's true. new prediction:
>The whole fucking event gets cancelled at the very last moment, because the power-plant accidentally cut the power to the main arenas because they didn't get paid on time

>watch euro 2016
>still no happenings

It's done great work so far!

Makes more sense that what I thought it was.
Couldn't decide if it was a buttplug or a cuck cage.

Pszzszsizszksziskzis is right here.

>Gold medal winners get robbed for their gold
>Turns out some gold medals are just gold plated led

Hopefully they bring back big duck.

>The silver and bronze medals have been produced using 30 per cent recycled materials while the ribbons are made from 50 per cent recycled PET.
>Meanwhile, the gold medals are completely free of mercury.
This shit comes from an actual IOC website.

>check out the Official website
>looks like it's made by a fucking 14 year old as a school assignment

For Kek is a gentle god, who loves all of us.

Olympic Gold medals are required to be made from at least 92.5% silver, and must contain a minimum of 6 grams of gold.

according to Wikipedia

I want to know the number of athletes boycotting this clusterfuck

Yes, but that mercury comment is just very specific denial.
The gold medals are completely free of mercury, but silver and bronze? Better not bite down on those.

>- 1-2 major power outages
>only 1-2
Dream bigger, my gypsy friend

Not just some engineering catastrophe but a metro catastrophe due to a rushed job to finish building it. Over a hundred people are killed.

And that will just be in the 100m prelims!

>1% gold
>99% hue

>Tfw Obama will announce he will pardon Hillary if she gets indicted, but the news will spam one of the Olympians being hospitalized from e.coli infection during a boating event instead of the super obvious corruption going on.

>Munich Massacre pt. 2: Rio Edition
or maybe an athlete will get kidnapped, idk :(

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