Man City vs Arsenal Thread #2

/The Brown/ Edition

1-0

>alexis sabotaging wenger
based

first for slags

What does Iwobi even do?

is bellerin a meme?

I was actually looking forward to this game and its a shit show

Next up is 90 minutes of mourinho away to a top 6 side

Just fuck me up lad

> I wish I had spent more time on Sup Forums instead of watching games at a sports bar

nth for Liverpoo is Sterlel's level, his ceiling. He shouldn't be in this shitty side

Name a better RW in the worldthan Sterling in better form right now

Please leave all memes at the door before entering

sterling is shit

>this Sanchez passing

He's set up like 3 counter attacks now.

The game has been good. City's atmosphere just dulls the experience

1st for educate yourself instead of fapping

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with Arsenal?

this but unironically

So

What will it take for Wenger to actually leave?

homegrown number la.

City needs em after buying so many Johnny Foreigners.

Mo Salah

On a scale of 10 how retarded was Chelsea to let him go?

Am i ever going to post this again with
>expoopse

Checked

Wtf sanchez

Tuchel's still available.

Why does Sanchez keep giving the ball away?

Sterling has done fuck all himself this season. Scoring tapins set up my your team that's dominating doesn't make you good.

the king of saudi arabia touches little boys

Well considering Chelsea aren't going to win this year because of KdB, nor will they win for the next 3 seasons, I'd say 11. If he stayed at Wolfsburg maybe an 8.

shut up mong

Salah, he has 12 goals this season

The speed of thought of the Arse players is at least a second behind that of the City players.

messi

Messi

I see you misread my post. Can you name a better Right winger at the moment

this gimmick has potential

Did city actually sign sanchez in the summer but keep him at arsenal as a sleeper agent?

getting married so he realises that football doesn't make actually make him happy and instead he filled the void of love with football and thats why he is who he is.

The microphones are fucking weird at the etihad today.

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>ramshit

WENGER OUT

it was a dumb decision not to sell him and he'll be even dumber if he doesn't sell him in January, who the fuck cares if you finish 5th or 6th at this point or by the way who the hell cares if you finish 2nd or 3rd?
Wenger still really thinks that he can win the league? Cash in and let the mongoloid go. Muh contracts, what the fuck this isn't a ordinary job, they are paid fucking tens of millions to kick a ball.

judging by this game city bought the entire arsenal XI

Kevin Spacey is not Saudi Arabia's king

kdb in the back

Is Shay-Zues injured again?

>Sanchez
>good

>Thomas Vermaelen has revealed how Samir Nasri used an extremely risky method to inspire Arsenal to a thumping victory over Manchester City.

>In his new book, Vermaelen recalls how Nasri once phoned him up at 3am a few days before an away clash of the two teams in February of 2011.

>At that stage of his career, the Frenchman was at the peak of his powers. He was Arsenal's star man and widely regarded as one of the best midfielders on the planet.

>So, the bombshell Nasri delivered to Vermaelen during that phone call was massive: he was joining Manchester City.

>In his book, Vermaelen says: "A few days before the match against Man City, Samir called me at home at night."

>"I answered and he told me: 'Thomas, I know it's 3am, but I have to confess something. In July I will be leaving Arsenal. My agent has made an agreement with City. They're an ambitious club and I can't refuse. You're smart, you can understand... But please do not tell anyone in the locker room or the club, do not betray me, I trust you more than anyone. Thomas, good night."

>"He didn't give me time to say anything. The next day, we were in training camp and I felt an awkward atmosphere around me. The whole team was silent and they were all greeting Samir like never..."

>"When the day of the derby came, in the locker rooms of the Etihad Stadium, Samir told us: 'Guys, today is a very important game, they are strong, but these days I discovered that we were like a family. I called each of you during the night and I told you that I was leaving in the summer, but none of you spoke. After that I realised that we were ready to suffer in silence rather than betray each other. I'll stay here for a long time... Now let's go into the field and give a lesson to these shitheads of Manchester City!"

>Nasri scored twice in the match and earned a standing ovation from the away crowd as Arsenal won 3-0 at the home of their fierce rivals.

>name someone better than the eternal tapin striker
euhm I don't know... perhaps almost every RW who actually does shit himself ?

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>progressive electro music in HT.

I bet Pep made that playlist.

SANCHEZ OUT

this fucking game should be 3-0 city at least

Cringe

Gonna practice my dance routine at halftime

Back in 15

Post your slags!

Arsenal burnout soon. Sanchez will be the only one with legs left after 65mins. This is going to be Napoli 3.0.

would he have developed into the player he is with limited play time at Chelsea though?

1 = 2ez, own goal

2 = delay kick off, place medical tape over vandalized parts

3 = retroactive ban

next.

BRING ON THE SLAGS

>tfw you're an arsenal fan, and you actually can't wait for sanchez to leave

>tfw no one won't live to see another AFC manager than Wenger

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thats a thug, not a slag

>actually went to city that summer

howling

Didnt read xD

kek

HT Juventus 0-1 Benevento

thoughts?

Please don't shoot.

..and then went to City anyway?

First Wenger needs to get Ramslag off

Alexis won't leave in Jan because he's cup tied in Europe

How's that no fap november going?

Didn't Ronaldinho do the same thing?

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why does arse only go after pretty bois? was that the reason they turn down kante and get jacka instead?

>Italians in the Serie A thread predicted this happening for weeks

kek, though I imagine Benevento will get blown out by the end.

continue to be baffled by the superhero movie craze

no fap is ridiculous

just limit faps to 2/3 times a week

I lost at the 2nd day

Lost already.

NAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCK

standing strong here

he's Europa-tied but not CL-tied I thought

Post whores you faggots (pref asian)

Not one tug of the penis so far, but that's mostly because I've been sick for the last few days and am too tired for the weekend fap.

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ronaldinho copied nasri

didnt happen

porn is what's harmful, not the actual act of jizzing all over yourself and wiping it off with ur t shirt

you're allowed to do normal fucking on no-fap, right? just not to jerk off?

> Let Bonucci go to AC
>Turn to shit all of a sudden

They brought it on themselves

I think her name is supergirl.

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to appease their gay fan base

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Por mi, es el Peppo

Busted a huge nut to honey select last night, probably will again when this game ends

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Manchester City's history. Their history is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of their accomplishments will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Aguero's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this club, to realise that they’re not just a "meme club" - they say something deep about the history. As a consequence people who dislike Manchester City truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the history in Aguero's s existential catchphrase “Aguerrroooo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Manchester City's genius witty history and backstories unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Manchester City tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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Sex is even worse than jerking off

Not even porn, just looking at pictures of sexy girls every day has a fucked up effect imo.