Chelsea vs United Thread #1

>Courtois; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Cahill (c); Zappacosta, Bakayoko, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Hazard, Morata.

>De Gea, Bailly, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Young, Herrera, Matic, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku, Rashford

Is Mou going to make Roman sack Conte?

>Kante's back

Fuck sake. City 8 points ahead then.

inb4 0-0

Based 352
Now simply bench Cahill forever and I am, what's the negative of sad but not as good as happy?

>Cahill
literally how many more games Chelshit need to lose for Conte to drop this garbage

sneed

Literally no way utd wins, you can bet on that one

>Cahill
It's like Conte wants to be sacked till Christmas to spend it with family in Italy.

bumpo

Can't blame him.

Watching Chelshit getting destroyed tonight will cheer up my mood a bit.

wheres mata btw not even on the bench

>the battle of two coaches who hate possession and ping-pong with the ball like a hot potato
yawn

Why does he start Mkh instead of Martial or Mata or Lingard? Mkh has been shit for last 6 games.

Unironically want United to win so there's an actual title race

t.customer

chat prepare your ResidentSleepers LuL

This is going to be such an easy United win.

"tactics"

Content?

First Chelsea match I’ve ever watched. What am I in for lads?

Mate >we are piss poor at Stamford Bridge. Absolutely piss poor.

spaghetti in defence and in midfield

You got a gf this year right user?

I bet you all think David luiz is good too right? Lol.

A nap

me on the left

Dropped mine, actually.

Who else is worried? Can't let Jose win at the Bridge.

David Luiz is already axed for this match
how about playing Rudiger Christiensen and Azpi at the back

Azpi, while being the best defender in the team is so fucking exhausted. He should be given a rest.

He's among the least worst defenders in today's football, especially for PL standards.

the question is, whom do the players hate more, Conte or Mourinho?
>Chelsea 2-1 United desu

>Christmas commercials before Thanksgiving
This will never not set me off.

Haha hahahaha

Good one user

>2017
>getting baited into watch a Mourinho Derby

yeah right no thanks k bye

Gf just sent me this lads

Mouyes started fight with some random doctor, Conte fucked with players like Costa and Luiz.

I was attacked by Kevin Spacey lads.

The best defense is Cahill rudiger Christensen. With azpi playing rb.

>Dog dead

So Luiz and Conte had a bust up in training?

Cheeky bid for Bonucci in January incoming.

mourinho is involved so it will be boring shit

Haven't watched Chelsea except maybe once this season. Who the fuck is Zappacosta?

>having an obese gf

JUST

I have phimosis, wat do

Will Hazard be targeted?

Yep. Typical autist response.

>Mkhitaryan
Fuck this faggot.

So these are like the 2 richest clubs right?

>implying im going to bother watching 90min of passing sideways

expect more dogshit mouyes football.

Im just hoping United are still in it by 60 minutes so we can introduce Fellaini and his bullyball methods

Absolutley.

If Herrera shuts him down again I'm going to have an aneurysm.

What part of Manchester are you lads from?

inb4 0-0 with 0 shots

fap

sky still scared to give the top job to anybody since keys a grey

anyone have the pic of pepe conte beating a crying mourinho?

Get circumcised.

>Hotel room carpet

M15

Quads confirm

in england yes

>d3 over poe

>2017
>having foreskin

Trashy people have the ugliest dogs

>let me place all these technology in a certain way and take a picture
get a life

Did you at least get a job in Hollywood in exchange?

M15

>David Luiz not in the team

Fuck, this may be a closer match than I thought.

Hounslow

Been fapping for 15 years

WE AINT

GOIN NOWHERE

WE CANT BE STOPPED NOW

COS ITS BAD BOYS FO LIFE

what does Chelsea remember?

Bonucci has been bad since he left Juve.

holy fuck kek

exposed

>players hugging in the tunnel

Should be BANNED

>low test

Pls leave

>There are people in this thread, right now, that think this wont end 0-0

lamb in the slow cooker lads.

stop fapping then

Fuck off, Souness.

nothing before 2004

NO MORE HAMBEASTS

why the triggered bongs? don't you want an apartment with a city view

what a disgusting land whale

>jews aren't white

are everton the only team that can stop city?

Christensen and bayayoko are unironically hot garbage

I know that.

>Morata chose Chelsea over Man Utd
is that why his hair was red?

yes jose

>Morata, who chose Chelsea over Man Utd in the summer
what?

>dat gut

haram

He's always been a meme.
Need breed

remember a few years ago when united fans thought rooney would be scholes' replacement lmao

Will this be the greatest game of all time?

my man

...

been reverse searching her photos for 10 minutes but cant find her name, halp pls

Bakayoko is shit. Gives up so many stupid fouls.

why are utd fans so autistic?

Nice eye contact, Conte