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Cate edition

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qwertyuio

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Really really really want to have sex again, but don't want to pay for a prozzie.

find a pozzie instead

janice on friends was really underrated

Am I doomed to inceldom?

TFIF

(thank fudge it's friday)

Hey! Hey! Hey!
I like anime!

>tfw you thought you were a Jez, but you realise you're just a Mark in denial

Stop fapping to tranny GILFs it is bad for you.

I'm a Lorne tbqh

Beto if you're calling Cate ugly I'll rip your cock off, light the tip and shove it in your mouth

if race is a social construct then how can black people exist?

ANOTHER MEXICAN IS HERE

Social Justice Wizard cobbled them together from ash and clay and a pinch of magic dust.

>Tfw no brit hunnie to creampie and fall asleep with while big ben softly bongs in the background

>creampie
>woman

Bit gay m8

>Big Ben
>Bonging

morning lads

ovaltine

have you ever had this stuff?

why do they call it ovaltine?

should call it roundtine

you know what i'm talking about

IMPALED ON NAILS OF ICE

no manager at work today
practically a three day weekend

Where do you work?

Imagine if you got your hands in this.

I have about 3-4 beers a week, bit worried about becoming an alcoholic ey

Wonder what Finnish prostitutes are like

inb4
>cold

>I outbeer an Australian
Huh.

ha ha fucking freezing mate

Do you get it

used to drink 20 a day

I CAN'T KEEP HOLDING ON
TO WHAT YOU GOT
WHEN ALL YOU GOT IS HURT

>>I outbeer an Australian
>Huh.

Do no fap.
I did no fap for a couple days and had bitches all over me.

>>>>-4 a week
>alcoholic
Tony...

I used to drink 21 a day.

Love gabber

>bitches
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

My mum was all over my mouth after no fap.
Couldn't keep her lips off me.

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No paper towels either. Gotta walk to the bathroom on the other side of the office with shitty arse.

Pooey-smelling lad just walked by my desk

haahhahahhaah no wonder why the aussies smell like shit

To be against nationalism is in essence saying that you don't have a right to your homeland. It's absurd people think that way.

Got shitty undies. I'm going home.

just vote yes already and let the gays get divorced and treat marriage like nothing along with the rest of them

*votes no*

So glad we left the EU.

Juncker openly talking about putting a stop to nationalism. Absolutely hate how valuing the place you live and wanting to preserve the way of life there is somehow viewed as regressive now. To the point people associate it with fascism.

chicANO

planning a wank

listening to disco citizens

not a great deal of music where I would blanket regard the whole genre as absolute and complete rubbish without any redeeming qualities. gabber is certainly one, though.

BASED BLACK MAN
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David Kurten for PM

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

so bored lads
how do find purpose in life

Their approach is to associate nationalism with separatism so as to discourage states from leaving. Makes sense in a ham-handed sort of way.

>how do find purpose in life
find something you're slightly interested in and work at it

dont mind black people

find the largest radio tower in the world on google maps

that's nothing, and i've been doing that for 8 years
did that the other day haha

Why do people bother drinking beers like Heineken, it just tastes like alcoholic sparkling water

>did that the other day haha

Weird

They don't like flavor or are comfortable with the familiar I guess

neat

The iPhone X isn't as amazing as I might have expected

Hæ

Got any plans for the weekend?

Don't talk to the Mexican

Apple doesn't do anything innovative anymore. The best desktop they have on the market is like 5 year old technology.

don't care about the iphone and any other normdrone device

just found out that most smartphones can make phone calls and browse the Internet

>that's nothing, and i've been doing that for 8 years
find anything at all, anything
its at the very least better than doing nothing

Porque?

hope I shift this poo before work

aussie's grandpa got killed by a japanese

No, Chicken

toil drawing closer

strange how you can ruin your life by not doing anything

Yeah, I was expecting projections and holograms or something. "Face ID" isn't that incredible imo

IT'S ALRI
IT'S ALRI
IT'S ALLRIIIGGHT
SHAMU, THE MYSTERIOUS WHALE

You better shut up right now T***l*d or you'll get what's coming

When's the vote for gay marriage or whatever?

I was watching their demo and they were hyping AR more than anything. Like, wow look at this Ikea app where you can place augmented furniture. I literally used the same app 2 years ago.

Need to get a new job so I can escape the problems of my old job

THAILAAAAAAD

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lol yeah I agree

lol yeah

is your gf like this?

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I imagine the autists on Sup Forums weren't too happy about it

*farts a symphony*

alri

good lord, no.

Devon? More like Dev-Off

they're never happy with anything

thairad!

thumb in bum

Love terrible cheap lager me

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poop in soup