/brit/

The New Englishmen edition

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bastard.
ok, use mine to recycle at 300

looks like a band pic - Muhammad and the Muhammads

bit gay

Jamal and the Jihadtones

Alri see you, lads
I'm off to do some Icelandic stuff

WANT TO STAY IN UNI FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cant fucking get over how well this thing worked

technology is mad, innit

me in the middle

>Icelandic stuff

What exactly does that entail?

didn't face app shut it down?

the 'sheeds

I'll miss you. Think of me while you're gone.

shagging his cousin

You wouldn't understand
Just like Yanks don't understand banter

Sup Forums is just reddit for hipsters

Jerelba Corbyn?

anyway, back to the program

>Franz, Duke of Bavaria (German: Franz Bonaventura Adalbert Maria Herzog von Bayern; born 14 July 1933) is head of the House of Wittelsbach, the former ruling family of the Kingdom of Bavaria. His great-grandfather King Ludwig III was the last ruling monarch of Bavaria until deposed in 1918.

>Franz was born in Munich. During the Second World War, the Wittelsbachs were anti-Nazi.[1] The family initially left Nazi Germany for Hungary but were eventually arrested when Franz was aged 11. He spent time in several Nazi concentration camps, including Oranienburg and Dachau.[1]

>After the war, he was a student at the University of Munich and became a collector of modern art. Franz succeeded as head of the House of Wittelsbach, and as pretender to the Bavarian throne, on the death of his father in 1996. He lives at the Nymphenburg Palace in Munich. Franz is not married.[citation needed]

>Also the current heir-general of King James II of England and VII of Scotland, Franz is, as Francis II, considered – by Jacobites – to be the legitimate heir of the Stuart kings of England, Scotland, Ireland and France.[2] A spokesman has said that the Duke generally does not comment on issues concerning his "familiar relationship" to the Royal House of Stuart.[3]

I quietly await his return. The return of the king.

fishing

1783

cheeky spliff lad do you work while high

going to read some gay webcomics and maybe tug meself off now ha ha

cya

Why did they shut it down?

nah haven't done that for years, I'm off today

not him but i do. half the team fucks off at lunch time and gets stoned in a park

people thought it was racist

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i'm wearing a tie

>i'm wearing a tie

woa...

i'm not wearing a tie
at all

I look exactly like the one on the right except my nose is smaller and my lips are thinner

>dodgy bloke dropping a huge heavy bag on the floor and leaving it

who wouldn't scatter immediately?

You know we be going loco

what race is he?

*pulls down on your tie and smooches you*

gf on the left

notice anything?

Should I open an account with Barclays or Nationwide

why is it that when I lie facedown I imagine cocks pounding my arse but when I lie on my back I imagine a girl sitting on my crotch with her phone out ignoring me?

i've never been on a subway
what's it like?

why is this in Comic Sans

No socks????????????????????????????????????

hitler is both taking the sub, and theres no sheeds on the sub
coincidence?

VERY awkward. you have to play an eye contact avoiding game with the person opposite you

thought the guy on the phone was hitler

Monzo

polish guy I know said everyone is so good looking compared to here whenever he goes back to poland for summer
inclined to believe him

hitler on the phone?

what if you're wearing shorts and a ball pops out

wahey

alri sheeple

I love girls calling me a loser and telling me I have a tiny cock

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youtu.be/OFuX5TbmXzY

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Is this what a suicide pact looks like?

The Muslim poll

strawpoll.me/13934403
strawpoll.me/13934403
strawpoll.me/13934403
strawpoll.me/13934403

just spaffed lads

Shitting pooing and scooby dooby doing
Off to bed before I lose my head
Saturday tomorrow lovely weekend to borrow (something)

do girls like horseback riding because it's similar to riding a man's waist with his dick up their fanny?

Good day.

how long did it take you to make this lad...

fuck I voted before I saw the all of the above option

chose the voting patterns one

>tfw 100 percent european
>tfw norse-gael vikings
Feels good man.
Any of you ever done this?

less than two minutes, why?

might have a bacon butty with a pint

i did got english and irish with a little bit of scandinavian and french

shall not be giving my DNA to a private company

top lad

*backs up into /brit/*
wahey, alri lads and boys

Bit paranoid mate, what would they even do with it?
plus the owner isn't jewish
Nice lad, can you post it?

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>Muslims born here are just as British as you or me!

used to do coke in the toilets at work at my worst

business idea: form one of these shite genetics reporting companies and all of the results say that the person is 2% or so jewish even if they arent

>what would they even do with it?
clone you, commit a crime using your dna, your dna will be released in the inevitable hack

phone posting so nah

oh my

delete this

snorted at this

have to go to toil now
bossman said I could go at 5 instead of 6 today, since I did an extra hour yesterday
just one last sip of whisky for courage

Did the 23 and me one. 93.2% British and Irish.
That's enough for me

Why would they clone a working class pleb? Unless my DNA is really valuable I can't see why they'd do that and they don't even have the tech.
The site isn't Jewish

Welcome to the ethno-state lad, you're in. I'd be really upset at the african and middle-east dna if I were you though

good luck lad

which is better, 23andme or AncestryDNA?

so is there a 0.1% error margin thing or do you have an african or arabic ancestor somewhere?

nigger

It just explains my huge cock

might watch threads, never actually seen the whole thing

maybe you have an IQ of 200 and you don't even realize it

its fucked lad

how do I stop self inserting as the girl?

have a decent male role model in your life

Don't know. No idea how I'd have an Africa ancestor from what I know of my family

Bump

don't have one, kirk is pretty based though