Character finishes having sex

>character finishes having sex
>he immediately goes to the bathroom and takes a piss

You must be a virgin

probably should have written

>character pulls out
>he's soft

what are you a virgin?

I'm a virgin and even I know this is how you get the residual jizz out of your wiener after jacking it

it's to clean your urethra, so that when your dick goes flaccid it doesn't ooze the leftover cum

>mc puts his penis in a woman instead of just jerking off

wtf is this nonsense

It takes a few minutes though

No idea how penises work cause I don't have one senpai.

it's even more important for a woman to piss after sex to flush out bacteria and not get a UTI

You've never felt the urge to do that after finishing? Even women do it, apparently to avoid some kind of infection.

The aftermath of sex isn't that fun, the whole "falling asleep in each other's arms" thing happens after you throw away the condom, take a piss, maybe the girl takes a shower or something. Just another thing that movies lied to me about.

Reminder that you should always empty your bladder and wait at least 5 minutes before ejaculating.

Woah. Didn't know that. I just sleep afterwards

I do the same thing...

I always pee after orgasm, solo or not.

Women need to do this to avoid a urinary track infection.

Men don't need to but should to clear out their pipes just for comforts sake.

You've clearer not had much sex because post sex clean up is real.

you're too young for this board.

plus you have to figure out how to dispose of the condom

Not to mention who will sleep on the wet spot

>character has sex

All ability to relate to character gone

>post-sex piss
>character doesn't have blood coming out of his penis
>woman isn't laughing

really kills the believability when they do this shit

>character has sex before age 25

People don't really do this, do they? Asking for a friend.