>character finishes having sex
>he immediately goes to the bathroom and takes a piss
Character finishes having sex
You must be a virgin
probably should have written
>character pulls out
>he's soft
what are you a virgin?
I'm a virgin and even I know this is how you get the residual jizz out of your wiener after jacking it
it's to clean your urethra, so that when your dick goes flaccid it doesn't ooze the leftover cum
>mc puts his penis in a woman instead of just jerking off
wtf is this nonsense
It takes a few minutes though
No idea how penises work cause I don't have one senpai.
it's even more important for a woman to piss after sex to flush out bacteria and not get a UTI
You've never felt the urge to do that after finishing? Even women do it, apparently to avoid some kind of infection.
The aftermath of sex isn't that fun, the whole "falling asleep in each other's arms" thing happens after you throw away the condom, take a piss, maybe the girl takes a shower or something. Just another thing that movies lied to me about.
Reminder that you should always empty your bladder and wait at least 5 minutes before ejaculating.
Woah. Didn't know that. I just sleep afterwards
I do the same thing...
I always pee after orgasm, solo or not.
Women need to do this to avoid a urinary track infection.
Men don't need to but should to clear out their pipes just for comforts sake.
You've clearer not had much sex because post sex clean up is real.
you're too young for this board.
plus you have to figure out how to dispose of the condom
Not to mention who will sleep on the wet spot
>character has sex
All ability to relate to character gone
>post-sex piss
>character doesn't have blood coming out of his penis
>woman isn't laughing
really kills the believability when they do this shit
>character has sex before age 25
People don't really do this, do they? Asking for a friend.