Which incarnations of James Bond had the highest testosterone levels?

Which incarnations of James Bond had the highest testosterone levels?

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Why doesn't anyone save her from him?

Roger Moore

She's a big gainer

HA
Connery

Thicc

Sean Connery easily.

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You gotta be pretty manly to shove your dick up another dude's ass. :^)

She was 11/10. I'm so glad they're still together.

He seems genuinely in love with her. He had a pretty shitty upbringing probably why he isn't focused on petty shit like whether or not hes going to be able to bang 18 year old models in his 50s.

God those were good days.

>Pearce Brosnan's first wife died of ovarian cancer at age 41
>then their daughter died of ovarian cancer at age 41

I can't even imagine what the reaction would be like if a modern film had this scene in it.

>first wife died
>second one (mother of 2 of his children) gets fat
>"LMAO y he wif her, fucking landwhale we need to save him from JUST!"
Goddamnit Sup Forums

>Current wife died 41 stone

You realize he told his wife he will divorce her if she tries to lose weight right?

>le wrong generation xD it used to be like this now it's all different now!

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wow

kek

>your test will never be this high

>implying the book would ever get published when it features james bond taking a lesbian named Pussy Galore so hard she decides she loves dick more than her personal flying lesbian harem and joins forces with him to kill a german and his asian man-servant (or even portraying the chinese as villains against america at any point)

>Curves


She's literally a circle

>married her when she was skinny af glamour model
Uhhuh makes perfect snakes

I want to become him!

>Hi test
>Loyal
>Family man
>Had a tough life
>Classy as hell

Is Pierce our guy?

See

>That bit in the beginning of the novel when he's writing a spy field manual about controlling belligerent women by grabbing them by the lower lip and leading them around.

The early bond films are full of scenes like this and it's glorious.

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Will Sup Forums ever recover?

>gossip mag
>secondhand source

Why can't Sup Forums into critical thinking?

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>It_was_a_different_time.avi

He's clearly fattening her up to eat her

>The scene he sees the reflection of the guy in her eye

TOP FUCKING KEK

>normal version: "Now I can get fat"
>Pierce "High Test" Brosnan Version: "Now you can get fat"

The true cancer of women

more like
>get fat bitch or I find someone else who will

I get the feeling Pierce never told her he intended to fatten her up when they married. He'd probably never admit he's a chubby chaser

And people say James Bond can't be a black guy

>Still haven't found out!

That was unironically hilarious.

Actually cancer is the cancer of women

memes and (you)s xD

Don't forget

>Irish

Yes, absolutely /og/

Damn. I wonder what he feeds her to keep her that fat.

National geographic says that they eat krill. Any marine life that will fit between the baleen plate. Sounds expensive.

why haven't I seen a parody of him where he's constantly buying her food and candy because he has a latent fetish for overweight women?