ITT: post a picture of a character, and something they would say if they were a weeb

ITT: post a picture of a character, and something they would say if they were a weeb
"There are precisely two 'good' anime openings, and they're both jazz"

"Blobby, blobby, blobby!"

This is legit a good thread idea OP, I'm just not clever enough to post anything.

Cowboy Bebop and Baccano?

*teleports behind you*

How 'bout this. You shut your gaijin mouth before I summon my blade and shut it for you.

"Look a clock, we don't have that in America."

>EVA?

i think i shit myself honey

Baka-desu Lemon-chan

What we have here... is a failure to translate.

"Let's have sex with the declaration of independance"

Actually, he did have a friend who he called Senpai.

OwO what's this, robinson-kun?

moshi moshi

WEIRD STUFF, COOP. THE PERCOLATOR HAD TENTACLES GROWING OUT OF IT.

"No Joffrey, don't do that or I will reeee"

That's right

Nothing personal, Chrissy

Nice thread, i dont watch anime so i cant really contribute anything.

It can't be worse than these

Alright
>I sell anime and anime accessories

only post that made me laugh so far