Hey faggot, wanna play a game of strip-criket?

>hey faggot, wanna play a game of strip-criket?

*sage*

croquet you fucking simpleton

>polo mallet
>cricket

Where's the horse retard?

its spelled criquet

>the horse makes the mallet

I might have mislabled it, but at least I'm not as dumb as you are.

thats not even how you spell cricket let alone croquet

why did he turn the shotgun into a flamethrower?

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I thought she was saying strip-crikey

That's not cricket it's croque monsieur

>croque monsieur
ham and cheese?

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Good try, jokes tend to be humorous in some way though. Don't worry and keep trying

I thought monsieur was sir?

./.

I only play baseball and ultimate Frisbee

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