This is the guy Sup Forums never shuts the fuck up about

>this is the guy Sup Forums never shuts the fuck up about

Jesus Christ, defend yourselves.

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who?

what did he mean by this?

are you perhaps, triggered?

His dad directed Animal House and may have killed some guy.
Max has been trying to get his name out as a writer with mediocre at best movies, and some cape comics with admittedly nice parts, but complete misunderstanding of the characters he writes.

He has a point, no one applies these political acid tests to films they already like. Everyone is nuts for John Wick so no one cares, but if there was a Michael Bay movie that this was true of, everyone would be falling over themselves to point it out and score points dunking on Bay.

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

>Max "how do I" Landis

Looks like a recommendation to me. Sounds like I'm in for some action kino . thanks max.

Max "when they go low, kids go die" Landis.

can someone explain this meme to me, ive never heard of max landis

So? I dont watch action movies for romance or 'stronk independent women assassins'. I'm glad they killed the bitch in the first movie.

k i n o

Sup Forums endlessly mocks this nepotism exploiting closet faggot though

>Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
This one made me kek

if wymon can have movies made specifically for them why cant men?

>"You guys are guys I admire"

15:00

Mike's Face was priceless

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Would having a woman speak have added anything to the story? Is there a subplot that involves women in some way?
Is there a woman that's a main or supporting character that needed to be featured in some way?

I hate this bullshit. This whole ''gotta have a checklist of things in our movie, or it's OFFENSIVE"

Why can't this movie just be a story about Wick? Why do progressives believe this matters?

Oh wait, professional aggrieved. It's in their interest to keep stirring shit up, so they can keep their job / relevance.

If only reality was like in the movies...

Sounds like a quality flick then.

Where was his bitching in John Wick 1? There were only two non-hooker women in it, one of whom was dead before the movie started and the other tried to kill Wick in Assassin Hotel and got iced for her sins. These are not films designed or intended to push a feminist agenda, Max.

>No women talk for the first 40 minutes of John Wick 2, some shit happens and then no more women talk again

Who in the name of fuck cares? Seriously, this is the most inane complaint about a movie I've ever seen. It's like saying 'no dogs bark in this movie', who gives a shit?

Sounds like a 10/10 movie to me.

>wanting splitarses talking in your high body count action movie

Fuck off Max "send in the chopper to kill em proper" Landis.

Why aren't youtube and twitter posts threads banneable?
I've been banned for posting about real movies but these threads get +200 replies.
FUCK YOU MODS.

>thread has had 5 posts in 90 minutes
>thread has 22 posts total

>these threads get +200 replies

His dad killed a bunch of people in an helicopter accident while filming the twilight zone movie.

You know what's funny? The only reason anyone talks about this guy is because of RLM. The only reason that RLM let this faggot on their show is because he was an actual Hollywood writer who was willing to do it, and now the only reason people give a fuck about him is because he was on RLM

he played us all

...

Well, to be fair, these guys ARE terrific.

>Max "I can't" Landis
>Max "how do I" Landis

Is what he says true, though?

when will women learn

That sounds absolutely kino.

>movie starts
>woman character does something other than make sandwiches
fucking Hollywood liberal agenda amirite guys?

Is this true? If so isn't he just stating a fact?

Also isn''t on of the hit 'men' a deaf woman?

>sign language isn't speaking
ablist shitlord.

Better not be talking about the mute.

I haven't watched the fucking movie yet, Max.

>describe your perfect movie for me in under 140 characters

max truly is a decent writer

Don't worry, you're good.

>may have

No Vietnamese children live in The Twilight Zone movie.

Two of them run through a river, get disembowelled by a helicopter and no Vietnamese children appear again.

You guys realize Max is mocking feminists, right?

He's actually redpilled as all fuck and hates women in action movies.

Fucking think before you post.

Every movie must be what I WANT IT TO BE!!!

Nice try max, your faggot rainbow hair, worthlesd youtube skits and reddit spacing say otherwise.

And I'm mocking you, you're just thick and slow.

What an amazingly misguided quote, I love that you have it saved on your computer and that you also used it in response to this topic.

I find Landis to be out of line here but your intellectual capacity is laughable and I think you need to step away from the internet.

"Hurr durr you're not responding to the point!"

Censorship is not taking a steak from a child. An idea is much more than a steak. You take mature concepts from immature people because they don't know what to do with them. They misinterpret them. They lose the point. Everything in life, including understanding, is learned. Censorship is about making sure people who have learned to have something are permitted access to it.

Censorship is not taking the steak from the man. It's preventing the child from choking on it.

His dad (John Landis) was directing the Twilight Zone movie.
Scene had a helicopter flying low chasing an actor attempting to save some kids.
His dad demanded the pilot fly lower so they could finish filming the scene.
Pilot reluctantly does and has an accident killing a 6 and 7 year old kid and an actor on the ground. When an explosive for the scene accidentally blows the tail rotor of the helicopter off.

Also the kids were in violation of California's child labor laws so they shouldn't have even been there but his dad hired and paid them under the table.

could he talk with his hands more? FUCK man. Every time you say the word "think" you don't have to point to your head.

sign LANGUAGE

IT'S A LANGUAGE YOU DENSE IDIOT

YOU'RE PURPOSEFULLY DEFINING 'TALK' IN A NARROW WAY TO SERVE YOUR IDIOT AGENDA

IT'S A LEAGUE, A LEAGUE OF MORONS, AND MAX LANDIS LEADS IT

>Max Landis
Who?

The guy Sup Forums actually can't shut up about is the fat guy who runs Red Letter Media, or Trump.

I guess he ran out of characters before he could type "10/10"

UUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>people Tweet me shit about The Twilight Zone accident everyday
>mfw I literally Tweeted him shit about The Twilight Zone accident not 5 minutes ago

Those child labor laws were enacted after the accident.

Preventing the child from choking on it by making it unavailable for anyone. Thats censorship.

>think of the children!

What a pompous ass you are. So smug and condescending in your response. So sure that only *you* get it.

Fuck off.

Sounds like a pretty sweet movie, amirite?

>movie where the main character barely talks
>movie were dialogue is used as breaks between action
>assuming the gender of the character that gets naked
>only character to choose how they die is empowering
>discriminating against mute people by not counting signing as talking
Guys! This person is Triggering me! please make him stop by downvoting his twat

It was a joke, he said so himself. He loved the movie.

did they died?