not very bright edition
/brit/
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bought some imported Tesco cookie dough ice cream and this is absolute shite.
really considering changing my opinion on the entire nation of brit
Not sure how anyone manages to afford buying clothes desu
I'm on decent money (over 40k) and can afford like £200 worth of clothes a year
CREDIT CARDS, LOANS AND DAT
GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE OTHER DEANOS
Lol why the fuck would you buy tesco branded cookie dough ice cream you utter mong? Of course it's shit
alri lads
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that's tragic mate
what compelled you to do it?
its cheaper than ben and jerrys
im not harry enfield
Sneed
Feed
speed
Don't understand credit cards or loans either desu
Unless you're expecting a significant wage increase you're going to have to cut back on your spending somewhere to pay back the credit
Guess people are just too stupid to realise
>Tim thinks the US government is going to grant him asylum because of his annoying neighbours
anime
has THIS ever happened to you?
And that's exactly why it's comparatively shit
Did something similar before but bought Tesco's fake Phish Food variety, was complete gash
Ben and Jerry's is always half price anyway
ummm...if i act GAYYYYYY on here, am i really GAAAY? ta xx
any low time preference man in
howling at anyone that spends money on anything besides food and essential household stuff they can get at lidl
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got really paranoid so i put on another coffee and threw the old one out
business idea: food in the similar price range as tesco products, but actually good quality
have i been accosted by benders? yes
mate, oxford health, the UK government and the DPD are all working together WITH his neighbours and the owner of the van that parks outside his window.
in order to abuse, torture and most importantly SILENCE him from making his piano and guitar videos
this is because he is clever and talented, and they are moronic cowards and are afraid of him
Always find new words which are my new favourite then just completely forget them what am I like aha x
big decision lads
do I take the room on the front of the house, or the one next to the kitchen? same size and quality
what you reckon'll be making more noise, cunts cooking or cunts walking by
ben and jerrys for tea with some tropicana to rinse it down
t. billionaire
Only once, just for fun XD
his belly button has become larger than his mouth
more like t.diabetic
gay man came onto me before but I called him a pedo
messing him about
tim can't even figure out that his hard drive's failing on his laptop
got called a pedo in belfast again lads
Who cares if whites get replaced?
if you take the one in the front, you will have cunts to deal with every time. also, you will prolly have to answer the door everytime
take the one in the kitchen, cunts rarely cook anyway..lazy bastards
its how you dress probably
kitchen room will be noisier if you ever want to avoid people during some event like a party or bakeoff-watch
>be swedish
>get raped
both are the worst tier
but I'd go with front, people congregate in kitchens
How many noise complaints do you think he generates daily? Seriously, imagine being his neighbour. I would have started a holy Crusade by now to get him evicted
i dont discriminate white people
*next to the kitchen
the one that gets the sun in the morning
t. house pro
Hail to the King
um sweaty his hard drive was hacked by oxford health to stop him playing piano and guitar and uploading it to youtube
On March 12, 2006, the soldiers (from the 502nd US Infantry Regiment) at the checkpoint had been drinking alcohol and discussing plans to rape the 14 year old Abeer. Five soldiers of the six-man unit responsible for the checkpoint left their posts for the Qasim farmhouse.[9] (The sixth, Sergeant Anthony W. Yribe, was charged with failing to report the attack but did not otherwise participate). Of the five, four of the soldiers were alleged to have directly perpetrated the attack, while Howard acted as lookout. In broad daylight, they walked to the house (not wearing their uniforms)[7] and separated Abeer and her family into two different rooms. Green then murdered her parents and younger sister, while two other soldiers raped Abeer. Green then emerged from the room saying "I just killed them, all are dead".[10] He, who later said the crime was "awesome",[11] then raped Abeer and shot her in the head. After the rape the lower part of Abeer’s body, from her stomach down to her feet, was set on fire. The fire eventually spread to the rest of the room and the smoke alerted neighbors, who were among the first to discover the scene.
anyone else hate racists with a passion?
anyone else hate pakis with a passion?
quality advice cheers baconboys
side note: kev's back in the top 100 most reposted images on Sup Forums lads
>"I was brutally treated and raped at knifepoint on the pretext that I was a left-wing [expletive], that people like us like this, and finally that I was a traitor," he said.
based sverige/pol/
its not alone if you post here in the mean time
t. never drank alone
When you've begun to think like a gun
The rest of the year has already gone
When you've begun to think like a gun
The days of the year have suddenly gone
only on good alcohol, then it seems less sad
>top 100 most reposted images on /int
where do i find this info?
>/s
is there a bigger reddit sign in a post
see it all the time on /wsg/ and /adv/
why'd you leave me out you disrespectful cunt
>2016
fuck off newfaggot
quality advice cheers baconboy
newfag twat
business idea: swiss-style direct democracy
fucking hell lads bought a grinder on ebay a few days ago and just got notified it shipped to my parents place instead of mine
I like how most americans aren't anglo, but most canadians are anglo
anyone done cocaine on their own?
whats it like?
you can drink by yourself, and you can accidentally lose track of your intake, but don't start with the intention of getting drunk alone
Janny banned me from Sup Forums for posting about how white women are vile vermin :X
At least my ban is up.
when you try your best but you don't succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
when you feel so tired but you can't sleep
stuck in reverse
>solo drinking
alri dad
doubt they'll even know what it is m8
No you didn't, but anyway it's just a herb grinder for your coriander and basil
did you write all those posts yourself or is it copied from somewhere
normie child
Copied one of them from another /brit/ spammer like a month ago but wrote the rest myself.
desuarchive.org
remember to keep our lad up there
I like dicks
why the fuck would they know or care?
Now come backward from ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
What comes after four? Two
Keep concentrating, just relax
Just concentrate and make your mind a blank
Okay relax, please take this seriously
Relax and have a good time
Tell me everything you remember
You're trying to hypnotize me, yes, it's true
Please breathe deeply, deeply, very deeply
And just concentrate
Concentrate, concentrate, concentrate
At the count of three
You will awaken and remember nothing
You will have no memories of this trance feelings
None
You will not be upset by them
One, you are coming out
Two, you are nearly conscious
Three, there's nothing unusual in your childhood
Let's examine your present life
Let us examine every detail
Every detail, every detail
Now tell me what you feel
#PrayForLidl
#NotAllBuckets
horrifying, genuinely representing the worst attempt at mixing two songs together.
hmmmmmmmmmm
not a fan of this new "centrists are nazis" gimmick
what do i have to mimic in order to attract a gf?
tell me about kev
why does he walk towards the camera?
What a boring fucking board
plymouth is actually an alright place
you don't meditate enough
>letting kids who are young enough to be fooled by someone pretending to be a chicken nugget use Facebook
Absolute state of modern parenting
really did mate. How would I even come up with such a story if it wasn't real
idk but it still feels weird
any Nya~ man in
>all those frogs and feel faces
Old Sup Forums would have been full of Argentina memes, now we're just /r9k/ lite
hello i am a chicken nugget
chicken nugget here ama
Posting in Brit out of spite