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bought some imported Tesco cookie dough ice cream and this is absolute shite.
really considering changing my opinion on the entire nation of brit

Not sure how anyone manages to afford buying clothes desu

I'm on decent money (over 40k) and can afford like £200 worth of clothes a year

CREDIT CARDS, LOANS AND DAT

GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE OTHER DEANOS

Lol why the fuck would you buy tesco branded cookie dough ice cream you utter mong? Of course it's shit

alri lads

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that's tragic mate

what compelled you to do it?

its cheaper than ben and jerrys
im not harry enfield

Sneed

Feed

speed

Don't understand credit cards or loans either desu

Unless you're expecting a significant wage increase you're going to have to cut back on your spending somewhere to pay back the credit

Guess people are just too stupid to realise

>Tim thinks the US government is going to grant him asylum because of his annoying neighbours

anime

has THIS ever happened to you?

And that's exactly why it's comparatively shit

Did something similar before but bought Tesco's fake Phish Food variety, was complete gash

Ben and Jerry's is always half price anyway

ummm...if i act GAYYYYYY on here, am i really GAAAY? ta xx

any low time preference man in
howling at anyone that spends money on anything besides food and essential household stuff they can get at lidl

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got really paranoid so i put on another coffee and threw the old one out

business idea: food in the similar price range as tesco products, but actually good quality

have i been accosted by benders? yes

mate, oxford health, the UK government and the DPD are all working together WITH his neighbours and the owner of the van that parks outside his window.
in order to abuse, torture and most importantly SILENCE him from making his piano and guitar videos

this is because he is clever and talented, and they are moronic cowards and are afraid of him

Always find new words which are my new favourite then just completely forget them what am I like aha x

big decision lads

do I take the room on the front of the house, or the one next to the kitchen? same size and quality

what you reckon'll be making more noise, cunts cooking or cunts walking by

ben and jerrys for tea with some tropicana to rinse it down

t. billionaire

Only once, just for fun XD

his belly button has become larger than his mouth

more like t.diabetic

gay man came onto me before but I called him a pedo

messing him about

tim can't even figure out that his hard drive's failing on his laptop

got called a pedo in belfast again lads

Who cares if whites get replaced?

if you take the one in the front, you will have cunts to deal with every time. also, you will prolly have to answer the door everytime

take the one in the kitchen, cunts rarely cook anyway..lazy bastards

its how you dress probably

kitchen room will be noisier if you ever want to avoid people during some event like a party or bakeoff-watch

>be swedish
>get raped

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both are the worst tier

but I'd go with front, people congregate in kitchens

How many noise complaints do you think he generates daily? Seriously, imagine being his neighbour. I would have started a holy Crusade by now to get him evicted

i dont discriminate white people

*next to the kitchen

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the one that gets the sun in the morning

t. house pro

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Hail to the King

um sweaty his hard drive was hacked by oxford health to stop him playing piano and guitar and uploading it to youtube

On March 12, 2006, the soldiers (from the 502nd US Infantry Regiment) at the checkpoint had been drinking alcohol and discussing plans to rape the 14 year old Abeer. Five soldiers of the six-man unit responsible for the checkpoint left their posts for the Qasim farmhouse.[9] (The sixth, Sergeant Anthony W. Yribe, was charged with failing to report the attack but did not otherwise participate). Of the five, four of the soldiers were alleged to have directly perpetrated the attack, while Howard acted as lookout. In broad daylight, they walked to the house (not wearing their uniforms)[7] and separated Abeer and her family into two different rooms. Green then murdered her parents and younger sister, while two other soldiers raped Abeer. Green then emerged from the room saying "I just killed them, all are dead".[10] He, who later said the crime was "awesome",[11] then raped Abeer and shot her in the head. After the rape the lower part of Abeer’s body, from her stomach down to her feet, was set on fire. The fire eventually spread to the rest of the room and the smoke alerted neighbors, who were among the first to discover the scene.

anyone else hate racists with a passion?

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anyone else hate pakis with a passion?

quality advice cheers baconboys

side note: kev's back in the top 100 most reposted images on Sup Forums lads

>"I was brutally treated and raped at knifepoint on the pretext that I was a left-wing [expletive], that people like us like this, and finally that I was a traitor," he said.
based sverige/pol/

its not alone if you post here in the mean time

t. never drank alone

When you've begun to think like a gun
The rest of the year has already gone
When you've begun to think like a gun
The days of the year have suddenly gone

only on good alcohol, then it seems less sad

>top 100 most reposted images on /int
where do i find this info?

>/s
is there a bigger reddit sign in a post
see it all the time on /wsg/ and /adv/

why'd you leave me out you disrespectful cunt

>2016

fuck off newfaggot

quality advice cheers baconboy

newfag twat

business idea: swiss-style direct democracy

fucking hell lads bought a grinder on ebay a few days ago and just got notified it shipped to my parents place instead of mine

I like how most americans aren't anglo, but most canadians are anglo

anyone done cocaine on their own?

whats it like?

you can drink by yourself, and you can accidentally lose track of your intake, but don't start with the intention of getting drunk alone

Janny banned me from Sup Forums for posting about how white women are vile vermin :X
At least my ban is up.

when you try your best but you don't succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
when you feel so tired but you can't sleep
stuck in reverse

>solo drinking

alri dad

doubt they'll even know what it is m8

No you didn't, but anyway it's just a herb grinder for your coriander and basil

did you write all those posts yourself or is it copied from somewhere

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normie child

Copied one of them from another /brit/ spammer like a month ago but wrote the rest myself.

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I like dicks

why the fuck would they know or care?

Now come backward from ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
What comes after four? Two
Keep concentrating, just relax
Just concentrate and make your mind a blank
Okay relax, please take this seriously
Relax and have a good time
Tell me everything you remember
You're trying to hypnotize me, yes, it's true
Please breathe deeply, deeply, very deeply
And just concentrate
Concentrate, concentrate, concentrate
At the count of three
You will awaken and remember nothing
You will have no memories of this trance feelings
None
You will not be upset by them
One, you are coming out
Two, you are nearly conscious
Three, there's nothing unusual in your childhood
Let's examine your present life
Let us examine every detail
Every detail, every detail
Now tell me what you feel

#PrayForLidl

#NotAllBuckets

horrifying, genuinely representing the worst attempt at mixing two songs together.

hmmmmmmmmmm

not a fan of this new "centrists are nazis" gimmick

what do i have to mimic in order to attract a gf?

tell me about kev

why does he walk towards the camera?

What a boring fucking board

plymouth is actually an alright place

you don't meditate enough

>letting kids who are young enough to be fooled by someone pretending to be a chicken nugget use Facebook
Absolute state of modern parenting

really did mate. How would I even come up with such a story if it wasn't real

idk but it still feels weird

any Nya~ man in

>all those frogs and feel faces
Old Sup Forums would have been full of Argentina memes, now we're just /r9k/ lite

hello i am a chicken nugget

chicken nugget here ama

Posting in Brit out of spite