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1814 edition

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burgers btfo

lads

What do you guys do for a living?

Do you enjoy your job?

r8 the fit

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yeah.. well you're a cunt mate

>try to set fire to a stone building
>set fire to furniture you stacked outside of it instead
>only the interior burned by the building itself was unharmed
>storm starts and put the fire out anyway
Absolute state of lobsterbacks.

the village

ya mam on toast

don't have a job
live off of the money I got from selling the land and house I inherited from my grandad

>Yanks

Yes hello

Shit you look like a Cuban with shit taste in music

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BIG CHOON INCOMING

>first solo drive tomorrow

bricking it tbqh lads

same

got a lot of moolah?

Kill your self, driver cuck!

Driving what and where?

was just messing around
dont really mean to be horrid

coach
yes

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willy willy willy

Go to Dublin

fiat punto, supermarket

Need a British gf
I am not a faggot

my Rs

not many english ppl in dublin. just eastern europeans and nonwhites

I'm a student but have a job on campus writing numbers into a computer. Haven't paid a dime thanks to scholarships.

imagine 8000 people seeing your head absolutely crushed onto the canvas and weller lifts his hand up in victory

Wtf why are you scared?

rawr :3

bought a girl at work a bag of chocolate today and we sat outside eating them together and chatting

this is the most romantic thing that has happened to me in my entire life

Why do the English hate Poles? What do they do in England?
I dislike Russians here but that's only because they talk in Russian so I can't eavesdrop on them.

how can we tell the difference between nepotism and inherent genetic superiority?

coach what?

>MFW you haven't won a war since WWII, and even then you lost every battle and still needed Uncle Sam and big daddy Russia to save you

Aww, that's pretty cute actually user

who is the most mentally ill, tim or sara?

I'm scared of going outside, let alone piloting a 500+kg steel machine without anyone else

sailing

me

Is she your gf now?

lmao what a bender

*dabs uncontrollably*

your century of managed decline is coming too. Not sure in a globally connected world there's room for any one superpower per se. Especially with the democratisation of weapons (mass drones are cheap etc)

>Yanks
>any help at all in WW2

sounds comfy

They work for nearly nothing and refuse to assimilate.

I rrrrrrate them highly

um no sweaty... dunkirk was a great victory :)

tim
sara's just a woman

Gone back to bed x

How about some slags? Post 'em lads

why do yanks call it the gap when it's clearly just GAP

It's probably shitty in the winter

You rape letter R's? How does that work?

>mfw the one war you didn't have the leafs help, you lost
pretty pathetic, ngl

lol petrolcuck

don't know but I really like her

what chocs were they lad?

dude just put a coat on lmao

Gay and Proud more like

How about some new slags instead of the same ones every thread?

>transcript of CNN's election overview, 9th November 2016

that is nice :3

today some asian girl from a large group of asians in yellow shirts looking like a uniform asked her friend to ask me to pose for a photo with her. it was rather nice but i felt a bit like a giraffe being photographed because the girl was like 35-40 cm shorter than me...

i don't get why brits abuse poles when they have so many pakis and blacks in their country
BUT poles steal nearly every low paying job and make no attempt to integrate at all. They have terrible english, start their own community groups rather than joining the existing ones and are generally quite rude

it is, as long as you aren't an autist

doesn't happen in the winter here

wahey friday wahey whaye
*kicks off shoes across the room*
*CRASH*
*audience laughter*

Hello literal child

Ask her out and dick her

>condoms for oral
...?
are you supposed to do this?

does costcutters still exist?

>MFW leafs think "Muh White House" is still shit talking. When their army literally picked up the surrender monkey from the French after showing their asses in Kandahar. When the war of 1812 was over 200 years ago. When it was the British who autistically tried to burn a stone building and failed. The absolute state of (((Crown))) cucks

reckon that's a school myth

*kills you*
*gets a small fine*
oops hehe x

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Fresher's week has been alright so far

havent done a human contact in a while haha

~30cm actually

yeah

you don't?

>wanting herpes

What could possibly lead to people trying to burn down a stone building during a storm?

>large group of asians in yellow shirts looking like a uniform

yeah that's the school uniform you nonce

technically ye but stay monogamous x

If you're around gays you'd need a hazmat suit not to catch something, a johnny won't do much

beautiful women on pi mon di cock

>i don't get why brits abuse poles when they have so many pakis and blacks in their country
sick of seeing this argument on Sup Forums
1. yes we hate pakis more
2. there wasn't a referendum to send the pakis home
simple as so shut the fuck up

Cadbury chocolate buttons

nah
how can i even enjoy a willy with a condom lol x

actually i was talking about vietnam you runt, never speak without my permission again

Give it a rest Rorke, it's a friday afternoon for christ's sake

>Friend mentions terror attack today
>oh right yeah forgot

Are they winning?

yeah but all the attacks and stuff on polish people

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good taste. also small buttons >>> giant buttons

no, they're just the ones the media choose to report on because it's relevant to brexit

simply part and parcel