AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD

LABOR CANT CHANGE REALITY EDITION

>live coverage
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

>follow results
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes

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LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:

TOTAL:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4

Unknown: 3-4(?)

tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull.
>tfw pauline has all the power

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abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Senate's cucked but it will be ALP

this is the real thread idiot

Was that the most anally annihilated victory speech of all time? Turnbull was beyond devastated. Sup Forums promised lefty tears on Facebook, but we were delivered Turnbull tears.

shoo shoo /r/australia

>REMEMBER DON'T VOTE MINORITY PARTIES

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN???
(voted One Nation kek)

the hero australia needs

Will the Coalition get a majority? The only need 3 more seats.

I'm glad Liberal won but it feels shitty with him at the helm of the party.

yes

Did my boy Ricky Muir get re-elected in the senate? This is all I care about

Hopefully.

That doesn't look like Pauline Hanson

Check the AEC, they need 8, Labor needs 6. we wont know the result until tuesday.

keep dreaming globalist cucks

your time is over

the leader doesn't matter too much, because if labor won they'd tax the hell out of the mining companies, and things would turn to shit like you wouldn't believe

niiiga I don't care who wins it will be coalition how's Ol mate Pauline doing please be good

Bumpin

Apparently pre poll and postal votes always favour the Coalition, so that should be enough to get them over the line.

Reminder that women should not be teachers.
Reminder that females give preferential treatment to female students and shit on males.
Reminder female teachers and their leftist-indoctrination on students is THE SOLE CAUSE of Generation Nu-Male.

Want proof? Look at all the SocJus nutjob uni teachers. Most of them are women.

here is our prime minster who seems to be smuggling a rather large budgie

How many senate seats did One Nation win?

So how does it feel libfags to know your hero has fallen and that we're gonna have a hung parliament?

Maybe, What they have favoured in the past, and what the actual result will be, are definitely two different things.

Why do so many Lab/Greens voters with university degrees or attending university think they're the most intelligent people on the planet?

My classes are filled with retards who lean left politically that are only good at regurgitating the assigned chapters of a book

t. MD student at UoM

Oi, whats this comic aboot?

Thats not the hemp party

How does it feel to be a loser?

I think there should be more male teachers I'm 18 turning 19 if I don't figure out what to do this year I'll study secondary education next year.

lol abc is ignoring one nation again

double D victory
impending voter fraud investigations
a majority government win

today was a good day.

ABC are cucks I'm glad the Liberal Party cut funds to them they're biased as shit.

Glenn Druery says Pauline will get 3-4 Senate seats

They mentioned Nigel Farage in drag, that's about it so far.

People are scared to say anything or they'll get roasted by crazed leftists.

>t. Channel 9/Channel 7 shill

ABC had by far, the best election night coverage.

And the best journalism

>if I don't figure out what to do this year I'll study secondary education next year.
Sorry goyi- err, guy but we can't have you ruining our indoctrination cam- I mean, public schools.
Have fun finding a job after we ramp the pedo-scare up to 11! Hope you understand guy, we need to keep this kids safe from waking u- I mean uh, evil pedos.

Now if you excuse me I have a Child Moddeling event to attend with my fellow businessmen. Shalom!

>Captcha is select all trains
>They're all bullet trains
Thanks Kek

>not having fox

blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/malcolm_turnbull_you_are_finished/

Kek, Andrew Bolt is so fucking mad right now.

>How does it feel to be a loser?

You seem upset.....

GUYS
WTF

67-67 NOW

WHY

WHAT THE FUCK LABOR CAUGHT UP??????

>libs just lost five seats

Show's over. Labor won.

...

>Kek, Andrew Bolt is so fucking mad right now.

This was so worth it for the Boomer and right wing rage.

Let the hate flow!

>67-67
what the fuck just happened

Those leading lib seat got put back in doubt due to inc labor votes

>WHAT THE FUCK LABOR CAUGHT UP??????

Nope they are ahead - 70 seats as reported by the AEC - the news is just ignoring it and pretending the LNP still has a chance of majority government.

Where are you getting this from?

I'll red pill all the students and you won't be able to stop me MARXISTS BTFO

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
cuck

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/

I remember Antony Green saying that he will turn off the projection software. It's probably because of that. No new votes have been counted and won't be until Tuesday.

Seconding this. He's a top bloke.

How many seats does Katten have?
He is the hero Australia needs.

Narcissistic generation who has been lead to believe they are the best thing ever focusing on the only skill they learned from their overpriced, unnecessary and impractical degrees.

...

Reminder that this is wrong, so wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong

Yeah because his software breaks in 3 way contests and he was talking about the show. It's still being updated. Libs BTFO

>67
>67

ABC are left wing shills and have avoided talking about One Nation also.

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TOLL AND THE ONLY WEBSITE PAGE YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING.
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#

He lsot. 0.02 Quota. he's gone.

1. Only his.

If modern Australian society won't let a man sit next to their child on a plane what makes you think they'll let men teach them?

Useful idiots have always considered themselves to be intellectual powerhouses.

>3 way contests

The only three way contest is in Melbourne Ports and the Jew looks like he will hold on.

...

This is the official results, nothing else.
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm

the reddit tourists made aus/pol/ insufferable. Why can't they go back to /r/australia and stay there? You have to go back!

lel, Libs are doing even worse in that one.

>70-68

TURNKIKE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Time to pack it up boys, bed time for all of us.

Labor won, gg, but we can sleep knowing Pauline won.

Why aren't they counting anything until Tuesday? Seems a bit weird.

>mudslimes are better than jews

Btfo Achmed.

Postal votes.

>67
>67
wtf happened? whos in charge of this shit that you can lose 7 seats, shouldnt they only show confirmed seats?

That's me

>LIBERALFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Hahaha Based Bill blew Malcolm THE FUCK OUT

Hung parliament imminent!

Bookmark that shit.

>bed time for all of us.
I woke up a few hours ago though.

Postal votes and to avoid espionage by night time counters

The only website you should be following, official AEC.
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#

He shitposted his way through his victory speech like he won already. A true meme supreme.

How are things for you in nipland cunt?
You reminding them that asian women are for white cock? You better be.

No, I think they'll finish counting postal votes no later than Tuesday. Correct me if I'm wrong, senpai.

Any shitposter care to explain to an American what this all means?
My understanding so far is that Labor is actually conservative?

katter vs joyce

>vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#


oh great so ALP is going to win.. ffs if only every cunt under 26 didnt think that ALP winning mean that the NBN would all suddenly turn into fibre and be done.

fuck me, if ALP wins im over trying to save this country from going into debt and making the next 10 generations pay it off, Ill just mooch like every other cunt

Man, this reads like one of those cringed porn comments.

naw pal liberal is conservative

Liberal is conservative

No, labor is more liberal

Labor = left
Liberal = conservatives

No, Labor is leftist as fuck. And the Liberal Party here in Australia is actually conservative, confusingly enough.

Sure am. Seppo girls are the easiest though, fucking hell those cunts are loose.

>Man, this reads like one of those cringed porn comments.
You have to go back Chuan.

Le Libs know economy meme

to be fair the .gov site just has who's in front, not an indication of the end result r-right?

they're both conservative parties, one serves their rich globalist masters (libs) and the other serves the average australian (labor)

le labor are saviors of the economy meme

Back to /r/australia mate

>labor
>conservative
The 90s were a long time ago, friend

>m..m...m..muh debt!
Hahaha stupid cunt, gotta spend money to make money.
Then again, if the deficit is so important to you do you care that the Libs tripled it in their first 6 months?