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Long Ball King Edition


DAL:Terrance Williams has 9/141 day, tweaks knee
WAS:Rob Kelley rumbles for 14/18/2
KC:Tyreek scores bonkers TD, draws only 4 looks
KC:Reid problems: Kareem Hunt gets nine carries
KC:Alex Smith tosses first interception of 2017
ARZ:Peterson rushes for 159 yards in Week 9 win
DAL:Dak Prescott has another three-touchdown day
DAL:Dez Bryant goes 6/73, injures ankle vs. KC
SF:Hyde goes for 125 total yards, ejected in 4Q
MIA:Cutler, DeVante Parker active for SNF
BAL:Maclin impresses with most yards since 2015
PHI:Alshon Jeffery flames Denver for 6/84/2 line


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I miss him, but shit props to Vaitai today. Did will in pass pro and run block

RAMS

at least patriots fans are tolerable when they are doing well. nfc east fans need to go away forever

>Dez AND T. Will ded
It's over

le "at least X is better" post

C O M F Y
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At least you can have fun false flagging as an Eagles fan still.

SEETHING

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF (YOU)

*dabs*
*dabs*
*dabs*

How scared are dallas fans about getting btfo in 2 weeks?

Will you finally kill yourselves after the beat down happens?

>rasmsbros

nicee

any bungles fans itt? thank you, THANK YOU

Only reply to this post if your team scored at least 50 points today

there are teams that can't score 50 at will? SAD

>Dak
>Goff
>Wentz

And this is how a new golden age for the NFL begins.

Why haven't you posted in /nba/? Afraid to get BTFO?

Treat him well

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he gets a statue when we open the new stadium

motherfucker how dumb are you

it was always over. your starting rb continues to delay the inevitable. if he keeps it up, his suspension will cripple his team at the precise moment they want to get hot and build momentum

and your division rival has the longest winning streak in the league and hasn't shown signs of slowing down

your season has been over for a long time fucking deal with it

>his #1 wr gets punked by little boy ass cbs

>Eagles fans celebrating because their QB actually knows how to make adjustments at the line

Aww How cute. Dak has only been doing that since last season.

Who /multiple ejections/ here?

why are you so angry at everyone and everything?

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Goff/Wentz is a very cute relationship and I wish Jared very good luck with his team!

>Be white QB
>Can read defenses and make changes at the line

>Be nigger QB
>Tear ACL

>uhh me give ball to zeek
not an adjustment

keep crying bitch nigga

A-Aren't you forgetting someone user?

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>Goff & Wentz are the new Eli & Ben
>Dak is the new Filipe Rios

Poetry.

Be gentle.

Cowspic fans are delusional as fuck.

It's a defense mechanism to help them forget their franchises irrelevancy.

Once the eagles win the owl this year, hopefully cowshit fans will finally realize how incredibly stupid they are.

>franchise qb for the next 10-15 years
happy times are ahead for us all

Who /TeamUnder40/ here?

>le checkdown and give to zeke man

would be great, as long as wentz minimizes hits.
Don't think he was hit in the pocket today until the 3rd quarter which is a good start

>activated
He will lead the vikes to the owl
[nospspoilers]and lose the owl[/nospspoilers]

Hmmm that's interesting

What's the defensive mechanism for eagles fans?

God, I hate the fucking Seahawks. This victory was sweet.

>Three chimpouts in one day

cards-nanners was my fav

mention how the league is all about what you're doing now when we all know its about what you accomplished 30 years ago

gg skins

even so he seems durable enough to take a hit or two. not skinny knees like bridgewater. I think goff will be okay on that front too because I've seen him take BIG hits at cal and get right back up. Same thing happened last year with the sherman hit, and even this year when he ran for a td against the cardinals

>Dak throws 2 yard dumpoff to zeke who runs 80 yards
>mouth breathing cowboys fans loudly applaud at their tv and start chanting Dak's name

Why haven’t the Eagles ever won an owl?

They didn't have your dubs

>he doesn't know
my reach is limitless

Too much chunky soup

They played a great team in Tom Flores' Raiders in 1980 and the legendary Patriots in 2004.

>his QBs don't text each other passing tips every week
How can the rest of the NFL even compete?

Lonzo Ball is a huge bust and the Lakers will win no more than 20 games.

What should we do about the NY Giants? Does the league need to step in?

>Goff texts back "k"
>Wentz questionable for sleepover

>he thought our oline would collapse

It will correct itself.

That they're currently 8-1, with a top MVP candidate?

Since you guys aren't using him, how about letting Green wear green for the rest of the season?

Think LeGarrette could get the TD there?

It's funny how made this made Eagles fans when it's just the honest truth.

I mean damn how can you even refute this?

I think I could get the TD there

I hope brate leaves during the off-season and becomes an all-pro on another team

I hope McCoy decides he's sufferer enough and retires early and Lavonte follows him to coach LB in college

I hope Kwon and Beckwith get traded before this team saps anymore of the youth

I hope Evans doesn't sign an extension and explores FA so he can join a non-shit team that knows how to use him

I hope Howard suffers so many successive blows to the head that he forgets about how he wasted years of his life on this dog shit team

obviously there was a huge hole, I just don't know if LB would beat the safety to the pylon

meant for

I hope you never post in /nfl/ ever again, but we can't always get what we want

No. The corner at the top of the screen would have gotten to him earlier.

>Tommy Thompson, Norm Van Brocklin, and Wentz dubs
Because they haven't had the good dubs until now.

This was a pretty good bye week

>Wentz vs Goff
>Goff vs Dak
>Dak vs Wentz
which is the new Brady vs Manning, which is the new Brady vs Roethlisberger?

I believe it'll be Wentz v Dak going forward

Well I only post here to call you all faggots so maybe if you quit being a faggot I won't post anymore

But I suppose you're right can t always get what you want

>Literally purposefully find a reason to sit Leonard Fournette
>Tells Jalen Ramsey to get suspended
>Just so he can display Bortles enough and keep teams from loading the box and show teams that the pass rush is as legendary as the secondary is at this point

Doug Marrone is literally playing 34DD chest with the NFL holy fuck

Jags are also closing in on being the #1 pass defense of all time per DVOA

See

do u think they have slumber parties with nerf gun fights? I bet carson teaches jared to shoot and jared teaches carson how to surf

are the Jags still on pace to break all those sack records?

That's draft class stuff. I'm talking QB rivalry stuff. These 3 QB's are going to see each other a lot

Goff is Elway, Wentz is Favre. Or if you insist on those guys, wentz is manning and goff is brady. Dak is ryan leaf

No but at the rate they're going they're going to be the best pass defense in NFL history by a wide margin per DVOA which has the 2002 Bucs as the best

*Blocks your path*

Throwing batteries

I really don't think Wentz will be the INT guy Favre was. Maybe a little more conservative and probably knows what nickel is

So we all agree the Loins are winning tomorrow yes?

god fucking damn do I love this man

>this ridiculous inferiority complex Eagles fans have with Dak

I know he embarrassed your seemingly bust QB last year fucking damn get a grip.

Dak is Manning. Eli Manning.

>When Cowboys fans make up narratives to get their mind off the next 6 weeks with no Elliott

he's got the Favre backyard football broken play down already

The vast majority of Eagles fans are just anti-Cowboys bandwagoners. The Eagles barely had a fanbase until the late 90s. They saw shitgals fans cheer Michael Irvin getting a career ending injury and decided to bandwagon them.

What narrative?

Is this a narrative?

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>Eagles fans have an inferiority complex
that narrative. You fabricated it because reasons. There has, at no point in history ever been a reason for Eagles fans to have such a thing

Is Carson, dare I say it, the nicest QB?

>Hey Jared, let's go pick on the Giants!

No, he did go with jared to ding dong ditch dak. They threw water balloons at paxton lynch later that day

>There has, at no point in history ever been a reason for Eagles fans to have such a thing

You need help

Do you really want me to link you all the posts of Cowboys fans doing the same shit?
>rivals constantly comparing their favorite players
literally unheard of

Your favorite player is Ryan Leaf and Eli Manning?

yeah but then they had a nice bible study later that day where he apologized for getting Paxton's new shirt wet

are you stupid or just pretending?