Are there any movies about being a non-socially retarded virgin in your 20s?

Are there any movies about being a non-socially retarded virgin in your 20s?

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Jokes on you, i'll only lose my virginity on my 30s

Rain Man

why would you give up your wizard powers at that point

>hoffman has severe autism

i said NON socially retarded user

just pic a movie with one of these guys, you're bound to find a few

>being a virgin past high school

how is that even physically possible? just find some desperate fat slag

how can u be a virgin at 20+ without being socially retarded? or extremely ugly?

There are no socially un-retarded virgins in their 20s. Just because you sit in the corner of the table chuckling while your friends are talking to each other doesn't mean you're not socially retarded.

Probably any movie that isnt Hollywood. Americans are all fat retards

good question. i've turned down sex at least a handful of times since freshman year at college

>friends
>socially retarded

pick 1

>i've turned down sex
why?
rate them

body confidence and intimacy issues i guess

they were all generally attractive. enough for a lot of people to ask wtf is wrong with me

>tfw some big titted whore wanted to bang you when you were 17
>tfw 25 and a virgin now
Can someone please fuck my shit up?

I know socially retarded people with friends. They're just so retarded they don't notice they're awkward as fuck and still hang out around people. They're the butt of all jokes once they're 10m away from the group.

You're doing fine by yourself

then those people aren't their friends

im socially retarded and i get laid

i can temporarily do enough to get laid but after a while my contempt for people comes through when they cant offer me anything (i can only fuck you and add you to my notch count once)

but before ive run out of uses for you, im really charismatic and interesting and positive

how many times have you watched american psycho you edgy faggot?

i saw it once

sorry that my honesty was edgey, i should have lied to you about my relationships

you're making yourself sound like a sociopathic playboy. you'll forgive me if i don't buy it. post a pic of yourself. feel free to blur the face so le anonymoose doesnt dox you

Jesse Eisenberg actually has the facial structure of a chad.

If his mannerism wasn't so quirky nobody would think he was a dork.

im not a sociopath i just dont care about pretending to like someone when i dont

yeah heres a pic of me so i can get your validation internet friend

t. foreveralone lard

>if you pump and dump a lady you're a sociopath.

>i can only fuck you and add you to my notch count once
>but before ive run out of uses for you, im really charismatic and interesting and positive
>my contempt for people comes through when they cant offer me anything

t. fedora with fantasies

Why would someone non-socially retarded be a virgin in his 20s? Unless he's a monk.

how do you think you get to fuck a one night stand? by not being charismatic? by tipping your fedora and showing her your peacock feathers?

of course you need to be good, then when youre done you dont need to do shit

your virginity is showing lad

Excuse me I have to return some fedoras.

t. socially retarded goober

kek exactly

tell me about how you fucked the last girl you fucked, howd you win her over

Shitty bait, but made me reply. 2/10

i kneeled on one knee and asked her to do me the honor of fornication with me after an hour of merrymaking and meat and mead in my local tavern

But Rodger was 100% socially retarded.

greentext us a good story of how you won over the last girl you slept with user. i need to learn how to get laid and it would really help

being serious.

To put it simple, everyone who can be labeled as 'Chad' or 'alpha' or 'normie' or 'charismatic' is just this - not socially retarded. Nothing more. Social retardation is, basically, the only reason for staying virgin after 20 - unless you're some hardcore religious guy, or an elephant-man, or HIV-positive.
youtube.com/watch?v=lcAsad-E9CQ

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underwhelming/10

its not as complicated as tv and movies would have you believe

I heard most people like you get laid in their early 30's when cunts you age start getting desperate while cunts in their 20's find you the most appealing.

Just hold out, man

post a picture of yourself. i'll be waiting

But I'm not socially retarded at all. I just watch porn and fap instead of fucking bitches.

got a pic of that girl?

I'm a 26 year old virgin. I am scared of people. Horribly scared. I only feel really human when I'm alone. When I'm in front of other people, even though I can conceal it, I feel like an object. I've had girls take an interest in me. I've had girls try to break my shell. But I'm terrified of intimacy. I need to be alone. I can't get close to people. Sex is a horrifying idea. It's like they would steal my soul or something. Sometimes I wish I had a real mental illness so I would have an excuse for being such a fuck up.

Thanks for reading.

no

Why didn't you bang the big titted whore?

why not?

ever thought about committing suicide? might work for you.

Every single day, my man.

fuck off then you loser

But you do have a mental illness. Sounds like Avoidant Personality Disorder, though it could be Schizotypal or somewhere on the autistic spectrum.

Luckily for you, it sounds treatable through cognitive therapy.

>Just because you sit in the corner of the table chuckling while your friends are talking to each other
Yikes bud you didn't have to write down my HS experience for others to see.

>Sometimes I wish I had a real mental illness
Sounds like a proper psychological disorder to me. Anxieties and shit. Seek help, it's not your fault for not being alright.

First off...

Do you self-identify as Hikikomori?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

i want to see your picture first

The Graduate

Either Chad or fake or something's missing. I recently started faking full alpha mode and asking a lot of girls out for coffee. They either got offended or thanked for the offer but refused. I'm about 7/10 looks-wise IMO but some girls I know told me I'm 8-9.

why? i just want to see what the girl looks like

>non-socially retarded virgin

This doesn't exists you socially retarded virgin.

No. I'm socially outgoing --- in fact, I'm definitely a leader in all social circles. I just haven't had sex yet.

so you were socially retarded until you got laid? getting your dick wet cured your autism?

ive never asked them out for coffee or a date. i skip that shit. if they want to fuck they want to fuck. this approach barely works but it does work and it gets you exactly what you want, no strings sex

>you're walking down the street in a company of friends
>the sidewalk is too narrow to fit all of you walking side by side
>you're the one who ends up walking behind
>nobody bothers to make room for you in the line or to keep you engaged in the conversation
How about this?

>this approach barely works

ahh that makes sense. its just the "numbers game" approach

good for you user

yeah it's not magic at all, but for girls who just want to get fucked by an assertive guy it works very well

but you never really know which girls just want to get fucked... i think almost all the girls who wanna get fucked have "Im not here for fun so dont bother!" kinda shit

the one in the pic i posted 100% had "im not looking for sex" stuff

Socially retarded people can be friends with other social retards senpai.

being socially retarded and understanding friendship are mutually exclusive

Same age, same problem. I'm so terrified of human interaction I genuinely would prefer getting stabbed and end up in hospital (like I got once) than for example go to a job interview or a big party/wedding. Unfortunately where I live it's considered a case of not manning the fuck up, not a serious issue. If by some miracle I'd end up in a bed with a girl who wanted to fuck me, I'd get a heart attack before a boner.

I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button yesterday, a guy looking like a 75 year old and actually a clueless teen lost his virginity, but I couldn't. Didn't make me feel better.

But that's what I mean. Realistically, a chick that wants to straight up fuck will say yes to a coffee, too. Also there's probably more chicks that will say yes to a coffee than to "wan sum fuk". Ergo you're either way more fuckable than me or it's a statistical anomaly.

Single mom?

Fugg

I don't think a girl who wants to get primal fucked by a dickhead who treats her like a piece of meat necessarily wants to go on a lovey dovey romantic date

They might want both but they might just be looking for assholes who fuck them like they want

>OP asks for a movie
>69 posts in,thread completely derailed,no recommendations or any talk about movies
the fuck have this board become to..

>tfw black chick wanted to bang you when you were 17 but you didn't
>tfw she looks pretty hot in retrospective

F-fuck, guys.

>Sometimes I wish I had a real mental illness so I would have an excuse for being such a fuck up.
Oh boy, bit sad on me that I'll have to say that I can relate. It hasn't been of any aid basically that my entire life my parents had suspected that I might have the Aspies (my father having it on the light side, one of the kids was bound to have it), and though they basically withheld it from me, they did groom me into believing that it was alright for me to be strange and not fit in that much. There's even stories of my teachers inquiring to my parents behind my back if I had the 'tisms, so they let me be socially retarded as much as I wanted for basically my entire growing up. And then when I was 16, they had me see a psychologist errr mainly because I was weird, and he again kept on whispering to my parents that it was likely that I was this way because I had been afflicted by the 'tisms.
And so finally we went to the Hospitals to have them tests done, and it was determined that I wasn't actually that much on the spectrum, and had more of something meme-ish like social anxiety.
So basically, unlike what my parents had been believing for the last 16 years, I didn't have that much of an excuse for being such a weirdo, and turns out I'm a fuck-up that drives away others all by myself. It's not the greatest feeling. I'm not saying I would genuinely wish for being autistic, or anything on that metric, but an excuse for where my life is going would be a bit nice ._.
Catch my drift user?

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If you guys want to get laid you just have to join a fraternity. I'm a 20 year old who has always been extremely shy around women but since I joined it happens more or less out of nowhere.

Just b urself but also go to parties and shit.

what if all these guys who are diagnosed as retards arent retards and we just hate stupid boring female orientated conversation

girls ring each other to not talk, just to waffle on in circles

if you dont do that, are you retarded? or just a guy? whatever happened to the strong silent type? gary cooper?

Professional interaction is fine user, don't worry about it. As long as you get the job done nobody really cares if you have autism. I mean as long as your behaviors don't make working uncomfortable for the other colleagues. So don't be afraid of job interviews and such.

Now actually dealing with people outside of work is shit.

>friends start chatting about the things they'll be up to as a group the coming weekend
>you slowly start putting distance between you and them so that they don't have to feel awkward about planning things where they don't want you to come along
>nice guy in the group has the decency to half-assedly pretend to ask you if "oh user do you want to come?"
>you have to say "hah nah, thanks man but I have err other things" planned or you will become that guy that nobody wants around at school AND during their weekends
>because you know the fine line of them letting follow them around during recess would be crossed if you started for more out of the friendship
Mhhhhhmmmm you feeling me user?

>go to parties and shit.
>tired doing that
>went to parties and shit for a year
>as a result I have a livid hatred for everybody I got to know there
That didn't work out quite well.

I've been on both sides on this and I have to say: it's just paranoia. The nice guy actually wants you to come out of your shell and the rest is probably just neutral. The more excuses you come up with the more you become "that guy" and the prophecy self-fulfills.

>be alone with qt
>lol user it's so boring today and no one else is here, let's go to the bathroom and have sex in the shower
Every time

>go to parties and shit.
So I've been meaning to ask someone veteran of parties, but how exactly do you move in on girls once you're there?

I've had my share of trying to be drunk, but all I do is wash up as someone depressed and even more cloistered when I'm on the stuff.

>tfw chad friend has a gf who's also your friend and the three of you go somewhere together
>she puts her arm around your arm because she assumes you feel bad for not having a girlfriend

>>you're the one who ends up walking behind

felt

>The more excuses you come up with the more you become "that guy"
I know, I know. You're shrinking down what has been the story of my life into a few words, but it's all absolutely correct.
It's plenty likely that the only thing my brain hasn't been able to muster to make me cope with how bad I fuck up is by viewing as if I were always the victim, and that I had little to do with how reclusive I'd become. So like you say, every time I was propositioned to be with me, that was probably sincere, but the only way for me to fuel my fantasies that I was mistreated by everyone else was to say "no" and pretend I'd been forced into it.

I personally hate talking to girls at parties or clubs so I just kinda dance with them and keep movign closer. Here's what I do:

>Spot a group of girls
>Always a group, never when they're alone
>Start moving near them with your friends (again don't do it alone)
>Take one by the hand and twirl her around once
>Keep dancing together
>Ask where she's from or whatever (doesn't matter)
>Keep moving closer and she if she reciprocates
>Kiss her
>???
>Profit

I can confirm this as well. It's definitely a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Is that how normal people do it?
If it were me this would happen:
>spot group, approach as group, all that, etc.
>take one by the hand
>girl looks at me with a WTF face
>try to twirl her around
>she's still creeped out, her friends either laugh or look in disgust
>try to dance but my body doesn't remotely match the rhythm
>she moves away
>have to leave because I can't handle the shame

If this happens, just walk up front. It's slightly less beta.

Oh, sounds like a bother.

Personally I'll be waiting only until all girls are drunk in the next party where I'll be because I can't really imagine doing all you've described and not getting laughed out of the place if these were all sober women.

Or do what I do, force yourself into fitting in the space, bump into someone else from the group if necessary and push them away with your body. If they complain tell them to fuck off. You don't need friends anyway.

>20s
I turn 40 years old in 3 months

>non socially retarded virgin

pretty much literally, and i mean literally, only and ONLY, The Name of the Rose and The Passion off the top of my head

Mate, I've been the exact same until last year. The important thing is your mindset here. If you approach girls nervously and pretend it's a big deal, they will pick up on that and be creeped out. However, if you approach them with the mindset of "hey i'm having fun at this party and you girls look cute let's dance", it's an entirely different story.

So make sure you're comfortable at the party first, have some drinks, dance or talk with friends or whatever. There's a reason why the genders are always separated until 12 or so.

If you like techno and house music you should go to a nightclub and pop some molly. It's 100x easier that way.

You sound just like me. You see the problem and why you're not doing anything about it but are stuck in a vicious cycle. Muster up everything you have just for 5 minutes and make an arrangement with a shrink. I did so half a year ago and I must say it seems to be working.

When I do this I fuck up a lot as well. Every guy gets rejected a lot before they succeed. Just laugh it off and it's cool. Rejection is good, not trying is bad.

I've been to a shrink too for a year and it's vastly improved me. It really gives you way more self-awareness and as a bonus gives you tools to poke through all the Sup Forums redpill bullshit beliefs that you've picked up throughout the years.

Not him but I dont talk. How is therapy gonna help?