/hoc/ Montreal's new mayor edition

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but brainlet that "classic" hockey was "good"

>mfw /hoc/ tells me she's hot.

>la petit ville de Montreal en entier est en surveillance suicide

get in faglords

is it possible to get the other thread to 500 posts purely by >rags posting?

Fuck off.

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post stephanie joly as well

That's a man baby

Joly should have won in 2013, she's way hotter


also WAY dumber (but now a federal minister)

absolutely

>it only took montreal 7 seconds to deliver

>mfw valerie plante won

I didn't give you permission to post this gif of my wife

isn't joly french for pretty?

Is that Donald Trump in the back?

>rags

Let's do this lads

>wife

Jolie. Yep.

tob geg

it says melanie not stephanie


also, justblonde, not hotter. The current one has characteristics, this one is bland

>isn't joly french for pretty?

The pronounciation is the same, but you'd have to wrote it "Jolie" to mean "pretty"

Joly is a bastardized way of writing it aka phonetic name whose wrting evolved through centuries

the sun is coming up

>soilers
I was told they were contenders now. Have I been duped?

go give us a greasy >rags

>it says melanie not stephanie

I misremembered her name in the last thread because I'm drunk as tits

here's her Wiki, her real name is Mélanie Joly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mélanie_Joly

>ynr the last time the flims got to the cup and were cucked because they didn't review a goal that was clearly over the line
highest echelons of qeq

>I was told they were contenders
by whom?

>it's 7 am their

have a safe trip my friend

>there

I truly don't understand why the media was so high on them. Sometimes you can understand it, they just fall in love with a narrative and want to propel it. But there was no reason to buy into Dedmonton.

>mfw

can't flim-flam the calgary flams...

OR CAN YOU

me the second leaf

Fuck you Kipshit for ruining the other thread. You have to pay.

local energy carries far in the /hoc/ leagues

>received_10212136734228463.jpg
What did he mean by this?

best thread in months

Why is Kippers such fucking Cancer holy shit how can someone genuinely think "she's" not the worst tripfag

is this rael?

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may have to request sticky
>annual sticky

>can't even read the ip count
what a moron

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>But there was no reason to buy into Dedmonton
It's on the tip of my tongue...Mc...McD...

>A
totally me

It's going to a SO, we 're taking the 2nd point too. gg Flamerinos

They usually give those elite players a few more years of improvement before they start claiming cup contender, it's odd.

ty Debbies

ty Calgary, and your franchise, The Flames, I luv your city

ty, /hoc/, Good Job, Good Effort, great weekend

good game, it wasn't a total disaster of a western Canada tour.

dont forget to get your >rags in and have eternal life

You asshole you jinxed us

>He isn't posting in the real /hoc/ thread

Yeah Grease is great jinxing the Debbies. Sorry you have to endure him.

Oh, I have =D
I'm all paid up, Sir

Imagine being as big of a faggot as grease

Wew coilers fans are imploding

Could you imagine actually being a big steaming Albertan?

>shitting on Peppa Pig
What a huge faggot.

"fans"

>pepe pig

If the other options were being a hongpooperite, Toroncuck or frog? Sure

>don't forget about the Jest

SMITH!!!! What a beauty!

>frog

we have poutine and most PMs, fuck off

Mate Torontocuck and Hongpooper are worse than Edmonton. As a large city with a university its just as cucked as Trana or Hongcouver, but has the side benefit of being an absolute shithole.

that's disgusting

Delet now

>McDavid benched all of the 3rd period
Wew. Apparently that second goal really pissed TM off as he skated right by the play, headed for the bench, then the wongs scored immediately after. Literally Ovechkin level of lazy defense.

while you're talking about gay canadian """cities""" you could be >rags posting

What province/state would win in a hockey state of origin tournament?

"non"

>mfw

we need the scandies to wake up and contribute

Saskatchewan

QUÉBEC

>any answer but Ontario

I only have so many rags memes saved

Ontario, with BC and Alberta jockeying for silver.

wont be long user

>while you're talking about gay canadian """cities""" you could be >rags posting

we have grease a sweaten posting already, what do you want more, that bolivia and hue cunts to show up for rags posting?

>"it doesn't matter what the media or the fans think it just matters how the room feels" - mcdavid
Is he retarded or purposely trying to alienate the fanbase?

He's autistic, cut him slack, he has a hard time understanding others.

he's on molly

yes indeed; we need uma >rags and aussie >rags
once we have global >rags penetration we will get the sticky

The dude sounds like he's trying his hardest to not lose his shit during the postgame interviews. The kid is going to die of a heart attack.

>it just doesn't feel like winter until the first >rags thread, ya know??

I love you guise..

Checking twitter after the oilers, hasb, or laffs get btfo is always entertaining.

he got paid, why should he care anymore?

>DIEU LE VEUT

STICKY WHEN?

would they be hilariously superior to everyone else or would they actually have to work to win?

also what about any yankee states? Would minnesota, ndakota or maine be any good?

Do NHL players get a cut of their own merch sales? Like if they sell 1000 of one particular player's jersey does that player see any of that themselves or does it all go to the team/league/seller?

Arizona tbqh

To be fair, I'd be pretty pissed too if >my team was this shit and the star of it said what I think doesn't matter.

Just back from my first flames game. What a game.

For sure, but it was still a retarded thing to say. He should've worded it different like for example "we're just trying to focus on ourselves for now" instead of "what the fans think doesn't matter". What a dummy. .

fuuuuck we are really BTFO right now.

I assume they get a % cut on sales, and the bigger your name the bigger the %. It's how other entertainment businesses do it.

It goes into HRR, but I don't know if they get an additional personal cut as well. Never saw it written out.

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It would be Ontario first. Half the country's population lives there so they just have a massive pool to choose from.

Alberta and BC could hang with them but would be silver and bronze inevitably. They'd push the shit in of all the other teams. Quebec has an outside shot of being doing okay but they lack the high end player depth to really compete.

Then you have the prairies with some decent players but low populations.

Maritimes and Territories would get absolutely destroyed. They'd probably have to merge just to field a team.

The other provinces would be circling around for scraps. Populations are just too low.

US States would be on the same tier as like Saskatchewan or Manitoba. Minnesota and Michigan are the only ones who would be okay, and maybe Massachussetts in a few years