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>UFC 217 Aftermath: Is Georges St-Pierre the greatest of all time?
mmafighting.com/2017/11/5/16609654/ufc-217-aftermath-is-georges-st-pierre-the-greatest-of-all-time

>UFC 217 photos
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>UFC 217 was a night that rocked New York and shook up a lackluster year
mmafighting.com/2017/11/5/16608582/ufc-217-was-a-night-that-rocked-new-york-and-shook-up-a-lackluster-year

>MMAFighting.com UFC 217 Post-Fight Show
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>Bellator 186 post-event facts: Ilima Macfarlane's dominant run leads to inaugural 125-pound belt
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/bellator-186-post-event-facts-ilima-macfarlanes-dominant-run-leads-to-inaugural-125-pound-belt

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CALENDAR GOD BLESS

reminder that coral springs is a paedophile and a mandrama fan

ngannou bless

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You are an outsider that hates us

reminder

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Favorite guest on Luke Thomas Radio Show?

yes, I do hate paedophiles and have no respect for mandrama viewers

Found my new fetish.

How does that prove anything? Why do you disappear for months and then come back and only talk about me?

I know Bisping fans took that loss really hard but did they really have to shoot up a church?

Wow theists got btfo!

he finally let his hands go bros

what is heems prediction for the headliner of 219?

Heemind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

who is scariest? Prime Kane or JJ?
Obviously the answer is JJ which is why we watch mma. JJ would kill kane in a street fight.

My thoughts and prayers are with all the bisping fans

>delete me

Someone post the screenshot where he talks about blowing Dana lmao thats my favorite

>219

That was you

Where is that bisping shitposter

Where is he

>tfw can't be a neet who trains full time

You think fighting is worse than colliding with heavier guys running at full speed?

it's pays less

Hmmm maybe I haven't done that in a while though i will though soon lol

bispings daughter

>there were people here who thought Bisping wasn't gatekeeper tier

That was the work of the perfidious Canucks

David Branch

Mandrama got blown out

Hespect is the best martial art

>"JOANNA IS SCARY LOL WOMEN CAN BEAT ME UP LMAO IM SO SCARED OF HER HAHAHA
when will this faggot shit end

What kind of ethnicity is a name like Namajunas? Is she mexican?

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Im in the UFC

AMA

His time is coming

>that filename

at least make it more obvious that you didnt just save the first image off google and make that thread

lithcuckistani

his hair looks like the JUST cut from the thumbnail

Lithuanian therefore part of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balts

>i'm an neet
>close to 6 foot
>100% nordic aryan masterrace (according to Sup Forums)
>broad shoulders and manly body
>always had naturally great cardio
>i sit at home with a gut and don't work out
what should i do?

>Post YFW Joanna Jxjaigxownahaioah got Rhonda Rhousey'd

Lads what do we think about DC/Volkan?

I like DC but I find it hard to give much of a shit about that fight at all

-part of
*she is a

>SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY
>taps to strikes

prove it?

wide shoulders
>doesnt work out

Good cardio
>doesnt work out

At home with a gut
>doesnt work out

Only one of these things is true

gotta admit I'm glad the bisping meme is dead, it was getting tiresome

Volkan wins in no time

t. small shouldered gastanklet

twitter.com/joerogan/status/927365189153853440

>Joe Rogan will be doing a podcast tomorrow with Brendan Schaub to talk about Cars, Stand Up comedy, weed, twitter videos and much more.

Myke, no more running

prove him wrong?

>going from talking to sebastian junger to brendan schaub within an hour
Rogan might finally realize how fucking retarded braindead is after this one

Before Jones popped, I was secretly expecting Volkan to pull the biggest upset by heeming him in the 1st. I don't think that shit will fly with DC though.

100%

>proving the negative

heem sleepy

I wonder if they will address this

>implying im not 6ft 200lbs and run 5 minute miles

Im btw

Same. I'm very glad we're all back to realizing that Bisping is a gatekeeper at best, he just stuck around long enough to eventually get a title shot against a champ with zero chin. Defended his belt against a guy that was unironically pushing 50, and got beaten up so bad doing so he had to be medically suspended.

The meme was way out of hand.

I'm almost willing to be the heem test dummy.
I might be a pensioner soon so i literally can just work out all day.
I'm gonna duck Yoel though.

not an argument

Schlob is one of the reasons I don't watch rogan's fight companion anymore.

Michael will 100 % not fight Romero

His comment doesn't stand any scrutiny at all. It's superficially clever, not actually clever. Bet he was proud as hell when he tweeted it tho.

are you black or samoan?

what's this?

∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞*∞ + n'th for
KILLASHAW

Joe Rogan literally always says
>[fighter] has a really underrated guard/ground game

literally

Not only is Schaub a washout highschool football player, one of the worst fighters to ever get into the UFC, a terrible linguist and mental midget but he is ALSO a homosexual who sexually assaulted Bryan Callen on camera.

I bought myself a pair of gymnastic rings half a year ago. These things are great, highly recommend.

That's pure uncut luke for you. Guy is a fucking awkward pretentious nerd trying really hard to have a masculine image.

1. protective equipment
2. not all positions experience max impact

Also: guys skating at full speed is a lot worse than guys running

McGregor v Ferguson 100%
Co-main Barboza v Khabib
Imagine the press conferences yo. It's coming.

can't wait
its gonna be comfy

I read somewere that bodyweight training is the best training some how.

Fili would fuck that guy up lmao

the banter between them three will be great.

Cody was supposed to win he's my boy

ETA on McGregor/Ferguson date?

Was I the only one who thought OSP was Canadian?

that pillowfisted twink can't do shit. artem is a regional can, I'd heem him on a weeks notice desu.

nah he sounds gay af, I just figured he was a leaf

you'd best be trolling, son.
his time is past.
he shit the bed against mayweather. made a fool of himself, and made MMA look like a fucking joke.
mayweather was 126lbs when he fought in the Olympics.
he is retired and tiny and old, and he handles McGregor like dust. It was sad. Conor can't recover from this. He squandered all public interest in him, but worse, in MMA.
Fucking sad.

the only black canadian I know of is wiggins.

>according to Sup Forums
who fucking cares what fedoraland thinks?

You do realize I was saying that he's gonna lose right?

I thought he was Canadian because of his french name "Ovince Saint Preux"

I care

he's haitian. haiti is a french island they all speak weird french and have french names

the hands are Schaub's
'nuff said

>brazillian education

>Blacks
>Canada

Pick one

>Imagine the press conferences yo
conor can't trash-talk anymore after getting clowned by mayweather. he'll just look stupid af.

Got blown out by Nate and Floyd lol

like you fucking knew shit

I'm not even the type to save a hue but eat a dick, negro