Is it Conor McGregor? A Barboza kick? Diaz blood, A smile that shows A toothpick?
Is it holding on tight When the ref's reaching in? The moulding of blight With the breaching of skin? Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain? Is it needing; mistaking The anguish and strain, For the feeling of heartbreak As though you're invested In this fighter's vaporized Blood that's ingested?
When that Which will bring us all back Till the end, Is the violence, It binds us. We can't comprehend How this beautiful canvas Could not be loved dearly. Our differences vanish; The passion so clearly Embracing our shitposting Habits on /heem/ As loving, sincerely? As though we're a team?
Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood, But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud. We all bleed together and thus behove strife, In nefarious weather, /heem/ is love. /heem/ is life.
Wonder what the rest of Sup Forums thinks when they see this OP kek
Tyler Lewis
Robert Mueller
Lincoln Brown
Jealousy senpai
Adrian Garcia
Good OP. Calendurr must be busy making some wicked mma infographs.
Jose Torres
...
Levi Hernandez
they all wish they could write a dope poem too
Joseph Ross
>what the rest of Sup Forums thinks they don't
Nathan Watson
I haven't lurked a lot of generals but from the few I have I'd say this one has the highest density of quirky personalities by which I mean literal autists
one of whom is probably me as well
Alexander Roberts
What did she mean by that?
Nicholas Johnson
except the scat poster all the others are fine imho
Jacob Gutierrez
Joanna Contender doesn't have the same ring to it
Juan Gonzalez
...
Jordan Foster
Beautiful, chubbo dropped a damn bomb on that lanklets chin kek
Anthony Lopez
Gonna have to learn how to actually pronounce her name now
I think "Young-Jay-Check" sounds alright
John Robinson
the manlet wins this round
Isaac Sullivan
Lanklets always get what's coming
Kevin Baker
we're all lovable in our ways, the only other general I browse has an insane spammer/shitposter as well, I wonder if it's the same guy that just goes around generals across the boards to terrorize them
or just say JJ until she wins it back from Andrade
Oliver Lopez
>Coral springs
Nolan Jones
Ask the only good fighter here.
Dylan Mitchell
What are your keys in the cage?
Dylan Foster
Kek that little wobble dance after that first shot, I wonder what that feels like.
Mason Thompson
are you the lad that signed up for his first mma fight ? whats ur weakness
Ayden Sullivan
r8 my OC /heem/
Jace King
It doesn't feel great
Wyatt Mitchell
...
Mason Clark
Is that originally about Vitor or am I imagining things?
Jeremiah Sanchez
ever missed a step in the dark? that but both your legs for 10 seconds
Evan Gray
Rogan and Schaub break down 217 later today
Wyatt Ross
Will Rogan finally admit that Hendricks belongs at MW?
Parker Young
Yeah it is
Joshua Lee
ufc 2017 actually
Chase Allen
>file name >everybody calls him young vitor
Hmmm call me crazy but I think you might be on to something user.
Ayden Powell
Rose is a motherf*cker TJ is a beast GSP still has it, that dude is so good looking
saved you 2 hours
Benjamin Fisher
this version's good too
Thomas Hernandez
let's be real here the manlet never wins
Ayden Cox
as an amateur fighter i can confirm this is a perfect description desu
Jason Gonzalez
I like it, very fitting. I hope Vitor 2.0 can go far.
Xavier Hill
borrachina didnt even look that godo. i think the roids are wearing off guy
Anthony Johnson
How fucked is Bigg Pigg?
Luke Rogers
i think my man Bigg Rigg should retire tb h
He delivered us great memes, but like everything it has to come to an end
Henry Phillips
I just rewatched the Hendricks fight and I thought Paulo looked good, but it's hard to tell because Johny has been garbage for so long. His striking is really fucking good and accurate and I liked his patience in that fight. He had Johny hurt multiple times and didn't go in for the kill until he knew he was actually done for.
I think Brunson is actually a great matchup for him next. Would get Paulo in the rankings if he won, and there's the "revenge for Lyoto" angle too.
Easton Thomas
Breakdown 217 uh?
If by that you mean talk about Old boxing fights, muscle cars, stand up comedy, food, weed, mass shootings, instagram animal video, SJW twitter posts, my buddy Cameron Hanes, funny memes and Conor mcgregor's career, for sure my guy you are 100% correct
Grayson Turner
Brunson is too high, he could get someone like Corey though
Which I think is more interesting anyway, Corey has the wrestling to perhaps stop Costa
James Watson
Sorry I'm daft and tired ignore this post
Austin James
This. I don't know why I care, it's not like I really NEED to hear their opinions on how the fights went down, which guys are MONSTERS my man.
Kevin Perez
You're poems suck you absolute manchild
Joseph Martin
Feels like buttah
Christian Richardson
Kek. I hear ya. Maybe Branch then? That would at least get him in the top 10 if he won.
Nicholas Cruz
What did she mean by this?
Jacob Powell
How about Elias Theodorou?
Thomas Hill
I'd rather they fed him Boetsch or Jotko, give him someone ranked but outside the Top 10. If he wins that, then give him a Top 10 guy like Branch.
Hunter Scott
She has social anxiety and couldn't articulate something to say in time.
Leo Young
Did Joanna's face feel like buddr?
Levi Ortiz
pretty sure she said "sounds like buttah"
no they don't
Hudson Johnson
>Rose stops punching and backs away when Joanna taps, not when Big John steps in our gal
Lincoln Thomas
A reminder that GSP is literally the GOAT and if you hate him, you hate mma
Oliver Roberts
He's not the GOAT for beating a garbage MW, guarantee he ducks Whittaker
Adrian Diaz
How can anyone _hate_ GSP?
Lincoln Turner
He will co-headline a fight night in Texas most likely. If he loses he will say he's retiring for good and then he'll come back for a card in Japan where there's no drug tests.
Josiah Bailey
Guarantee he beats Whittaker
Ethan Martinez
Gsp doesn't have the cardio for Whittaker, Bisping is supposed to have good cardio but he slowed down when GSP was horribly gassed
Oliver Cooper
This.
Lincoln Adams
Someone please post some Schaub so I can reply to it
Austin King
His contract is up, he's getting cut then probably fighting Baruto in the next Rizin GP
Hudson Russell
you might give bisbong shit but you must give him props for not tapping
Isaiah Mitchell
He didn't have a chance to tap you moron
Ian Sullivan
Rose Namajunas.
Nolan Long
>GSP horribly gassed Lol he slowed down a little bit in the 2nd round
Hudson Parker
The heem Gods were very pleased with 217
Cooper Jenkins
Post your face when ufc rankings get updated and the cowardly rat is still #1 p4p.
Josiah Gonzalez
imagine how pathetically weak you have to be to tap from strikes to that lol joanna is literally a meme
Jaxon Richardson
Nobody can hate Georgie. I don't like him in particular and rooted for Koscheck after watching that TUF, cause Georges was so smug but even then you can't hate him
Elijah Hernandez
Rewatch the fight my guy, he was in danger but Bisping didn't capitalize
James James
A reminder
Jaxon Cooper
>Gsp doesn't have the cardio for Whittaker
It's good to appear to have godly cardio when your fights are slow paced and at range. It's too bad GSP doesn't allow either of those things to happen.
Benjamin Baker
>a little bit
Landon Kelly
Assuming Pig Rigg doesn't retire things can only up from here. He's finally free of USADA's control and can take whatever he likes again. I'd like to see him in Bellator.
Hudson Lewis
I'm pretty sure that somewhere down the line the UFC still doesn't wanna let go of him since people still pay to watch him get fucked up.
Kayden Brown
No he wasn't. You're just a dumb child easily impresses by heem memes.
Ayden James
Nah, it's after John taps her on the side.
Jaxon Price
>Mighty Mouse's face when GSP is put as P4P #1
Asher Reyes
It's not like he wasted energy with takedowns he just straight up gassed
Josiah Young
ooh didnt catch that good stop by John
Caleb Sanders
>only draw at BW with KO power and explosive flurries >almost wins >for sure my man lets make fun of him people like you are ungrateful fuks
Aiden Ortiz
I woke up this morning and remembered Joanna tapping to strikes wasn't a dream
Landon Martinez
>he just straight up gassed
except he didn't watch that finish again lol
>he was totally gassed!
>that's why he had enough power in his godamn left hand to drop bisping and then land ridiculously explosive elbows for 20sec and still have enough for a submission
Jack Sanchez
>horribly gassed
Liam Morris
Bellator has some testing Ex UFC guys don't do so hot there, they like to test some of their legit talent against them. Riggu should go to Rizin, wear some cowboy hat and pose with gook whores and huge checks and trophies
Nathaniel Thomas
But my man, TJ also have that and he won.
Dominic Cooper
georges looked slow in every way compared to how he used to look lol
bisping is utter shite
Wyatt Torres
You guys see this? Fight Pass had a cryptocurrency miner embedded in it.
Elbows take alot less energy than striking on feet
Noah Green
Tell me why GSP shouldn't be #1 on p4p rankings instead of mighty midget. Here are the reasons why he should:
1. Their Records are about the same. 27-2-1 vs 26-2 2. GSP has more fights and more wins in the UFC 3. GSP now has been champ of two weight classes 4. GSP has avenged both of his losses 5. GSP has been in the sport a lot longer 6. GSP has fought top competition all throughout his reign, not a bunch of nobodies as opposed to DJ 7. GSP is an actual normal sized person so the concept of pound-for-pound is more realistic concerning him 8. Let this sink in for a moment: Mighty Mouse has never fought another champion (current, ex, or future). Except Dominick Cruz, who he lost to.
Did i forget anything?
Adam Harris
>Elbows take alot less energy than striking on feet
so you didn't watch the fight lol
Hunter Gonzalez
>Rooting for Koscheck ever
I've wanted him to die horribly since 2005
Kayden Anderson
which one of you is saying gsp was gassed?
He outlanded bisping 2-1, took his ass 3 times, and choked his clown ass out.
>if if if if if if he didn't beat him he was was ifif ififififififif"
Mason Perez
Seriously who is the best person he beat? Joeseph Benavidez? Josh Dodson? He is the fakest p4p #1 since Rhonda Rhousey