/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking?

Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

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fav female fighter?

RENA

Wonder what the rest of Sup Forums thinks when they see this OP kek

Robert Mueller

Jealousy senpai

Good OP. Calendurr must be busy making some wicked mma infographs.

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they all wish they could write a dope poem too

>what the rest of Sup Forums thinks
they don't

I haven't lurked a lot of generals but from the few I have I'd say this one has the highest density of quirky personalities by which I mean literal autists

one of whom is probably me as well

What did she mean by that?

except the scat poster all the others are fine imho

Joanna Contender doesn't have the same ring to it

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Beautiful, chubbo dropped a damn bomb on that lanklets chin kek

Gonna have to learn how to actually pronounce her name now

I think "Young-Jay-Check" sounds alright

the manlet wins this round

Lanklets always get what's coming

we're all lovable in our ways, the only other general I browse has an insane spammer/shitposter as well, I wonder if it's the same guy that just goes around generals across the boards to terrorize them

or just say JJ until she wins it back from Andrade

>Coral springs

Ask the only good fighter here.

What are your keys in the cage?

Kek that little wobble dance after that first shot, I wonder what that feels like.

are you the lad that signed up for his first mma fight ? whats ur weakness

r8 my OC /heem/

It doesn't feel great

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Is that originally about Vitor or am I imagining things?

ever missed a step in the dark? that but both your legs for 10 seconds

Rogan and Schaub break down 217 later today

Will Rogan finally admit that Hendricks belongs at MW?

Yeah it is

ufc 2017 actually

>file name
>everybody calls him young vitor

Hmmm call me crazy but I think you might be on to something user.

Rose is a motherf*cker
TJ is a beast
GSP still has it, that dude is so good looking

saved you 2 hours

this version's good too

let's be real here the manlet never wins

as an amateur fighter i can confirm this is a perfect description desu

I like it, very fitting. I hope Vitor 2.0 can go far.

borrachina didnt even look that godo. i think the roids are wearing off guy

How fucked is Bigg Pigg?

i think my man Bigg Rigg should retire tb h

He delivered us great memes, but like everything it has to come to an end

I just rewatched the Hendricks fight and I thought Paulo looked good, but it's hard to tell because Johny has been garbage for so long. His striking is really fucking good and accurate and I liked his patience in that fight. He had Johny hurt multiple times and didn't go in for the kill until he knew he was actually done for.

I think Brunson is actually a great matchup for him next. Would get Paulo in the rankings if he won, and there's the "revenge for Lyoto" angle too.

Breakdown 217 uh?

If by that you mean talk about Old boxing fights, muscle cars, stand up comedy, food, weed, mass shootings, instagram animal video, SJW twitter posts, my buddy Cameron Hanes, funny memes and Conor mcgregor's career, for sure my guy you are 100% correct

Brunson is too high, he could get someone like Corey though

Which I think is more interesting anyway, Corey has the wrestling to perhaps stop Costa

Sorry I'm daft and tired ignore this post

This. I don't know why I care, it's not like I really NEED to hear their opinions on how the fights went down, which guys are MONSTERS my man.

You're poems suck you absolute manchild

Feels like buttah

Kek. I hear ya. Maybe Branch then? That would at least get him in the top 10 if he won.

What did she mean by this?

How about Elias Theodorou?

I'd rather they fed him Boetsch or Jotko, give him someone ranked but outside the Top 10. If he wins that, then give him a Top 10 guy like Branch.

She has social anxiety and couldn't articulate something to say in time.

Did Joanna's face feel like buddr?

pretty sure she said "sounds like buttah"

no they don't

>Rose stops punching and backs away when Joanna taps, not when Big John steps in
our gal

A reminder that GSP is literally the GOAT and if you hate him, you hate mma

He's not the GOAT for beating a garbage MW, guarantee he ducks Whittaker

How can anyone _hate_ GSP?

He will co-headline a fight night in Texas most likely. If he loses he will say he's retiring for good and then he'll come back for a card in Japan where there's no drug tests.

Guarantee he beats Whittaker

Gsp doesn't have the cardio for Whittaker, Bisping is supposed to have good cardio but he slowed down when GSP was horribly gassed

This.

Someone please post some Schaub so I can reply to it

His contract is up, he's getting cut then probably fighting Baruto in the next Rizin GP

you might give bisbong shit but you must give him props for not tapping

He didn't have a chance to tap you moron

Rose Namajunas.

>GSP horribly gassed
Lol he slowed down a little bit in the 2nd round

The heem Gods were very pleased with 217

Post your face when ufc rankings get updated and the cowardly rat is still #1 p4p.

imagine how pathetically weak you have to be to tap from strikes to that lol joanna is literally a meme

Nobody can hate Georgie. I don't like him in particular and rooted for Koscheck after watching that TUF, cause Georges was so smug but even then you can't hate him

Rewatch the fight my guy, he was in danger but Bisping didn't capitalize

A reminder

>Gsp doesn't have the cardio for Whittaker

It's good to appear to have godly cardio when your fights are slow paced and at range. It's too bad GSP doesn't allow either of those things to happen.

>a little bit

Assuming Pig Rigg doesn't retire things can only up from here. He's finally free of USADA's control and can take whatever he likes again. I'd like to see him in Bellator.

I'm pretty sure that somewhere down the line the UFC still doesn't wanna let go of him since people still pay to watch him get fucked up.

No he wasn't. You're just a dumb child easily impresses by heem memes.

Nah, it's after John taps her on the side.

>Mighty Mouse's face when GSP is put as P4P #1

It's not like he wasted energy with takedowns he just straight up gassed

ooh didnt catch that
good stop by John

>only draw at BW with KO power and explosive flurries
>almost wins
>for sure my man lets make fun of him
people like you are ungrateful fuks

I woke up this morning and remembered Joanna tapping to strikes wasn't a dream

>he just straight up gassed

except he didn't watch that finish again lol

>he was totally gassed!

>that's why he had enough power in his godamn left hand to drop bisping and then land ridiculously explosive elbows for 20sec and still have enough for a submission

>horribly gassed

Bellator has some testing
Ex UFC guys don't do so hot there, they like to test some of their legit talent against them.
Riggu should go to Rizin, wear some cowboy hat and pose with gook whores and huge checks and trophies

But my man, TJ also have that and he won.

georges looked slow in every way compared to how he used to look lol

bisping is utter shite

You guys see this? Fight Pass had a cryptocurrency miner embedded in it.

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Elbows take alot less energy than striking on feet

Tell me why GSP shouldn't be #1 on p4p rankings instead of mighty midget. Here are the reasons why he should:

1. Their Records are about the same. 27-2-1 vs 26-2
2. GSP has more fights and more wins in the UFC
3. GSP now has been champ of two weight classes
4. GSP has avenged both of his losses
5. GSP has been in the sport a lot longer
6. GSP has fought top competition all throughout his reign, not a bunch of nobodies as opposed to DJ
7. GSP is an actual normal sized person so the concept of pound-for-pound is more realistic concerning him
8. Let this sink in for a moment: Mighty Mouse has never fought another champion (current, ex, or future). Except Dominick Cruz, who he lost to.

Did i forget anything?

>Elbows take alot less energy than striking on feet

so you didn't watch the fight lol

>Rooting for Koscheck ever

I've wanted him to die horribly since 2005

which one of you is saying gsp was gassed?

He outlanded bisping 2-1, took his ass 3 times, and choked his clown ass out.

>if if if if if if he didn't beat him he was was ifif ififififififif"

Seriously who is the best person he beat? Joeseph Benavidez? Josh Dodson? He is the fakest p4p #1 since Rhonda Rhousey