/nfl/ general - Yet Another NFCE Thread edition

DAL: Zeke Elliott's hearing scheduled for Thursday
MIN: Bridgewater will be activated, may not start
BUF: Charles Clay (knee) will not practice Monday
CLE: Josh Gordon scheduled to report Tuesday
KC: Kareem Hunt plays only 54 percent of snaps
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders limited to 29 snaps Week 9
CAR: McCaffrey plays 82% of the snaps Week 9
JAC: Marrone expects Fournette to play Week 10
DAL: Report: Bryant's ankle injury 'not serious'
OAK: Raiders hold off Miami behind Lynch's two TDs
DAL: Terrance Williams has 9/141 day, tweaks knee
WAS: Rob Kelley rumbles for 14/18/2

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fuck the NFCE

*comes back and wins the division

This appeal will be the last one. The Supreme Court will never take this case.

More like yet anoother annoying as fuck Eagle fag thread.

You keep spamming yet wonder why pepople hate you retards.

kys weeb

FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

>tfw no one even realizes the Cowboys are going to win the owl WITHOUT zeke

t. cowgirls fan who selectively forgets all the cowgirl threads

who .700

inoming butthurt cowfags

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Dak and Wentz could both fuck my gf if they wanted. Great Qbs with big strong arms

you can only respond to this post if your team is elite

hey guys r-r-r-r-remember when >we were undefeated?

all the better for lifting her up and slamming her down balls deep on their massive, 10 inch long thick cocks right haha

reply to this post if you think the entire NFCE should be nuked

This is why you're so insufferable. Everyone that calls you out isn't a Cowboys fan you fucking mentally retarded fuck head.

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Its that cross dresser police12. He made 25 threads in row last year so I think he is trying to autistically break his record.

"yes"

of course

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Based toothpase flag BTFOing the NFC-least

But I, someone who isn't P12 made some throughout the last 2 days.

>old gay
You haven't killed yourself yet?

>MIN: Bridgewater will be activated, may not start

>go 5-2 at qb
>get pulled for a guy who hasn't played in almost 2 years

what did they mean by this?

>He made 25 threads in row last year
The level of autism and/or obsession implied by this statement is a little bit worrying.

>Cowboys
Awoooooo

>Tom Brady watching White RB McCaffrey on Sunday

Give him to us Carolina!

>what did they mean by this?

That it's our turn

Will the Redskins sweep the NFC West?

*kneels*
*sips Bud Light™*

Dilly Dilly!

Dubs decides the team I support since I wanna get into the NFL but don’t know which team to choose

Similar situation. Everyone got pissed because we had a fuck ton of gay Eagles OP so I spent 5 minutes in the archive and saw Police12 made 25 in a row and 45 out of the last 50 generals. Im sure he made more but I stopped after 50.

burrs

Rasm

patriots until brady retires

eagles

browns

Patriots

Hands off Brady, he's mine!

St Louis

I'm sorry but this kid is one of the worst RBs I've seen. He's just a SR trying to run between the tackles and can't break past contact at all.

too soon

Seahawks

>the city of Case Queenum

So does this mean I’m an LA Rams fan now? Or is it cancelled out since the St. Louis Rams don’t exist anymore?

I have given you a choice
>Be a Rams fan
>Be a Cardinals fan
>Wait for St. Louis to get another team

1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Jaguars
4. Chiefs
5. Titans
6. Bills

1. Eagles
2. Rams
3. Saints
4. Lions
5. Seahawks
6. Cowboys

WC: Jaguars over Bills, Titans over Chiefs, Saints over Cowboys, Seahawks over Lions

Div: Jaguars over Steelers, Patriots over Titans, Rams over Saints, Eagles over Seahawks

CG: Patriots over Jaguars, Rams over Eagles

Owl: Rams over Patriots

Since I don’t watch baseball I’ll be a Cardinals fan. But that still means the next dubs choose my team.

Saints

Why do we have teams named after gay animals like Bears, Bengals, Jaguars, Panthers, Redskins, Dolphins and Broncos but no team named after Wolves?

tits

Uhh, the Arizona Cardinals got their start in St. Louis, which was my point with that post.

>Seahawks over Lions
pls not again

Cowboys!

>Complaining about team names when your favorite team name is an homage to a depressed alcoholic

You have too much faith in Goff

Waiting for someone to be called the dragons. Dragons are bad ass.

Jets fan, sweetie

Redskins isn’t an animal

who cares about Goof, Gurley MVP

America's Team

Dodged a bullet there

All writers are depressec alcoholics you nerd.

Cleveland. You must suffer.

Not against Philly's Run D. Especially if the team has to go east and play in the cold as they would in your scenario

Normally I'd say the Iggles, but we don't need bandwagoners. So the Giants.

But did he? Because it's Jets again

browns

Iggles

It's not bandwagoning if ordained by dubs

Dodging bullets like I’m in the Matrix

Falcons. 28-3 will be your legacy

Dunk on them

Odd dubs Browns
Even dubs 0-9ers

Dodge this bullet. Ravens fan, and you HAVE to be nice to Old Bay

If I was worried about the Rams falling to a good D, it'd be the Saints in Philly

Eagles

/nfl/ sucks at getting digits

BTFO

Saints D always gets exposed in the end.

oh fuck nigga no

Your local team, dude. C’mon. Or Carolina.

gosh this is just a dreadful idea

WEW you lucked out
ELITE QB and Defense

Well shit. Go Ravens. What’s the team’s outlook for the next 5 Year’s look like?

Sup new best friend?

Curuhleenugh Panthpbltpblt

unending mediocrity
have fun!

Fucked

Your trip needs to be old bays best friend

>mfw in a week we're going to see what looks like Old Bay samefagging again, but it'll be the new Ravens fan defending him

aging shit QB, terrible offense, terrible defense, no fans

Old Bay’s Best Friend or J.O.’s, which is the the superior crab seasoning

Andy Reid is a fucking idiot for using the most explosive player in the NFL as a fucking decoy. Every time he touches the ball, Reke has a chance to score a TD, yet he's getting only like 4 touches a game. Dude should be touching the ball 10 times a game between bubble screens, jet sweeps, and normal passes lined up as a WE. TF is Reid thinking?

Same could be said for Cohen, especially since he's a better WR as a running back than anyone on the Bears.

>old g*y makes a new friend
>haven't made friends in years
it's not fucking fair, why are trips so based?

Does anybody have a webm of Cam crying about wanting to go for it on 4th down and then Rivera telling him, don't do that?

Ravens(affectionately known as the Ratbirds or shit birds) , are either about to enter each rebuild, or be mediocre to awful for the next 5 years or so.

Forever and ever

We're fucked, bro. sorry you were the last man on board a sinking ship

At least he got a TD before the half on a 20 yard screen pass

>Andy Reid is a fucking idiot for using the most explosive player in the NFL as a fucking decoy

Chiefs fans finally learning what Eagles fans knew while the rest of the league called them dumb for running him out of town