Is Norway the best country on earth? Should we all escape over there?

Is Norway the best country on earth? Should we all escape over there?

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Yeah sure, just don't come here, we're full.

Fuck off and die PK, stop devaluing my rare flags.

We're full, sorry.

>french people
>speaking any language but french

lmao, how would you survive?

And this "we're full" meme has to die.

Seriously, memes are the worst thing to happen to Sup Forums.

R-rare!
Thank you based PK

I'd still last longer in Norway than you in your own country.

>t. Paki who had his asylum application to Norway rejected

>hurdur fuck all those migrants trying to escape their troubled country
>hey let's all escape our troubles to another country


Sup Forums is the worst thing to happen to memes.

We should make our own country desu.

>implying i'd ever want to go to norway

We have everything we'd ever want in glorious ENGLAND. (nobody cares about scotland and the rest).

We could just steal Norway, it's not like they have an army, do they?

Then rename it Sup Forums.

Sharia sure looks promising in England

Please get a new flag, I want France to have ypur current one.

London =/= England

At least we don't have the two biggest cucks in the world on top and under us.

>Pk
No Alaska

Why would anyone go to France?

>Is Norway the best country on earth?
Yes
>Should we all escape over there?
No
Fuck off ProxyKing

norway owns dronning maudsland which is 25% of antartica

At least we don't have the abomination you call "deutsch" as language.

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We are full as it is, we have 9% of population that have to be expelled from the country(non-Nords). But otherwise, yes, Norge is the greatest country on Earth.

How do you like your alcohol and cigs taxed 400%, and the alcohol store is closed on Sunday and closes early and open late every other day.

Whoa, it's the rare french flag!

Nah it is not ;^)

deutsch is pretty cool faggot

We have one just as bad above desu

I don't smoke and I think this policy brings order to peoples drinking habit. Since November I work for Statoil in Saint Petersburg... Norwegian salary in Russia, adding to the fact that I'm already well-off. Man, it's something.

i totally agree only a madman would choose Norway over that. 11/10. better social welfares. easier women. literally garuanteed citizenship if you're brown :)

Don't come to norway its a cold shithole with nothing of value :/

It's almost impossible for browns to get Schweiz citizenship. What are you talking about?

*yawn*

wait, europe exists?

> went to oslo last summer
>went to beach
>faggots galore with orange tan and bright blonde hair
m8

If America was white and had some class, i'd move in a heartbeat

>tfw we have literal SALT that looks better than Swiss landscapes

The south heavily inflates our non-white numbers. In the north, we're segregated as fuck, and mostly white. Our white towns/cities in the north have good diversity, but there are some nigger shitholes like Detroit and Philly that are to be avoided at all costs.

you get arrested for racism so no

I lived there for 2 years. It's overrated.

French sounds like everyone's talking with a spoonful of shit in their mouth. It's fucking painful to listen to.

i think 100% of rare flag poster are just some queer with a proxy.

French is okay. Who is that ugly troll in a gif?

How so?

It's a shit hole. We have nearly the same migrant issues as Sweden, and our politicians are sucking EU's cocks to secure their position there for when their careers are over.

We have no last, remaining bastion of White people anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=pQafn6tCdPk

oy vey

>We have no last, remaining bastion of White people anymore.
we could make one user

>hurdur fuck all those non white subhuman migrants trying to escape their troubled country illegally
fixed that for you

Why aren't we taking advantage of Svalbard?

>putin
>marries his daughter to a korean

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kek

Even trying something like that will earn you a visit from the PST (for all non-Norwegians that's like the Norwegian equivalent of the FBI). You would then be charged with article 185 of the penal code (Straffelovens § 185) for hate speech, and spend some time in jail.

If there was a way, I would gladly help out, but I fear that our one shot was lost when ABB was imprisoned.

Norway is closest to Sweden genetical and linguistic terms + history.

söta bror

Bullshit, de er ikke så jævlig

dagbladet.no/kultur/hatefulle-ytringer-er-forbudt-ogsa-pa-facebook/60259776

Really? This guy said something politically incorrect on Facebook and that's exactly what happened.

This article is only the most recent one I found, I bet I could dig up more.

Oh, and FYI, article 185 in the penal code is in direct violation of our Constitution (§ 100). So it's very ironic that this was even allowed to happen.

I was thinking this. I was tempted to go there, just bum around on the streets. I can't speak Norwegian but I think if I helped people out, cleaned up, did all the labour jobs that needed doing, maybe they would feel sorry for me. I would sleep in a barn and get paid in food. I don't need sheckles, just a simple life of solitude and hiding from shitskins

Sweden is better than Norway.

Norway is just lucky they found some oil.

>germany dreaming of living in a cuckshed

what else is new

Does Norway need carpenters? How well are they paid? Its 4 years before I'm a full journeyman, but how is it there?

Sounds like ass, m8.
And that's the actress that plays Arya Stark on Game of Thrones

I cannot even imagine. Lucky bastard. Its a good city to be rich in.

Probably a few butthurt achmeds reported him, but kikebook is not anonymous like 4chin

You would learn it in a heartbeat, Norsk og tysk er ikke så langt unna fra hverandre.


What? proofs?

well i was thinking driving the shitskins out of europe eventually, hard to do that from svalbard.
the hell if I'm just gonna give shitskins norway without a struggle. eventually, they must all leave these lands

thats nothing if a revolution plays out

It can be dangerous to dream big. Baby steps, mother fucker, baby steps

I can already speak some Danish. I know the languages are similar but speaking is so different. I can understand some Norwegian sentences, but then when I hear someone speak it, it just sounds really odd. Although, admittedly, I prefer it to Danish.

Facebook er dog så å si offentlig. Blir litt som å rope i gata. Blir bekymret om det blir nazikontroll på Sup Forums og liknende obskure sider.

No, they still let in thousands of shitskin people a year.

Also, Oslo, the capital of the country itself, will become 30% non-White by the next generation.

>Does Norway need carpenters?
HAA!!!
we have all of Poland at our doorstep. whatever you hope of getting paid, a pole will be cheaper.
no but seriously, its a demand for it, pay is probs higher than you would expect, but still low compared to rest of norwegians obviously. in this socialist hell hole you would probably be somewhat comfortable anyway, but nothing more, that is if you're not living in Oslo.

>will become 30% non-White by the next generation.
oh my, if you goyims only knew.

I currently live innawoods, in a nice comfy little house in the woods, 20 miles from the city I commute to for work. I make about $50k a year here after taxes, which is about twice the average income for this area, so I live comfy as fuck.

How much would I be looking at there after taxes? I know I plan on returning to NYC where Ill be making $150-$200k a year easily, but a comfy life in the mountains is better than a rich life in the city, I think.

You have the worst niggers on Svalbard. They're called polar bears.

Nope, we struggle with finding places for apprentices too work after school.
The industry is also struggling, I'm losing my job in December, after that it doesnt look good.
We also have dangerous politicians with too much influence on the goverment, the environ(mental) party. They want Norway's oil drilling (Wich is the cleanest, safest and most productive in the world), to stop within 2025. After that they want to use carbon from trees to produce products for export., and i dont like it. Because if they get it their way, they will cease the woods from the owners, and pay them a very small minimum fee, Instead of buying it respectfully.
So if things will go as it is looking now, we will be a third world country in 50 years. When i can finally retire at 75y of age, because we are expected to live longer. Because everyone is supposed to get a masters degree and work in office, this degree doesnt mean shit when i see them working at the supermarket.

I'm Albanian, can I come?

I would be great asset to your country

p-pls... can Finland in Norway pls?

We dont need trash

Well shit. I'm lucky enough to live in an area with a shrinking union and a growing industry, so there's plenty of work here. You should look into coming here, then.

Do you know about carpenters in Iceland, Sweden, or Denmark? How are the industries there?

I love America more than any other country on Earth, but a comfy Nordic mountain country with a small population is too good to pass up.

Orange tan with blonde hair is really gross. I thought only New York/Jersey in the US suffered from that.

Don't go to Sweden then

>We
>impoverished balkan peasant thinks he has anything to do with Norwegians

But the north of the USA is as cold and wet as Norway. I hate the shit climate of Norway.

Why do you have all the shitskins in the mediterranean climate states?

35c is my kind of summer temperature. Studying in Perth, Western Australia in February/March in 2013 was the fucking time of my life.

You won't be, you're Albanian. Ethnic states are ethnic states.
If Poles think they get to stay, they are surely mistaken. We need to break movement agreement with the EU. I'm tired of those round faced scum speaking in incomprehensible gibberish.
That's how it should be with all ethnics across Nordics.

if i had my way, no.
fuck off. go to albania and make it great again

>I currently live innawoods, in a nice comfy little house in the woods, 20 miles from the city I commute to for work. I make about $50k a year here after taxes, which is about twice the average income for this area, so I live comfy as fuck.
this socialist hellhole doesn't sound good for you pal. although if you got a job as carpenter here you wouldn't make a lot more than $45k after taxes

Take the potato out of your throat, now you speak Norwegian instead of Danish

Especially in places like North Dakota, they're cold as fuck, snowy, mountainous, and white. Paradise, desu. I live in Pennsylvania, and here, we have summers to 43c and winters to -23 every year. Right now, its 23c, pretty cold for this summer.

I fucking hate anything above 15-18c. I can stand it, but I prefer -12 to -1c as my ideal range.

Funnily enough, we have plenty of shitskins in the far north white states like Minnesota. Coincidentally, those states also have the highest Swedish populations.

>I hate the shit climate of Norway.
fuck off then, i heard somalia is warm and cozy.
be a fucking man or fuck off

>fuck off. go to albania and make it great again
no
I am coming to your country
you can do nothing about it

>You won't be, you're Albanian.
Shut up, I will

You would love the Florida panhandle
It's still basically a year round tropical climate with the humidity but it doesn't get as hot and there aren't any swamps around.
Plus you know, vast majority white and expensive as fuck and the best gun laws in America

Knowing Norway is far more expensive to live in, fuck that, I'll stay here then. $50k a year is the base salary in my area, assuming I work 40 hours a week all year. Sometimes its more, sometimes its less. Plenty of work, though, and I can choose when I work and when I don't, thanks to the union.

I would love to move out to Utah, North Dakota, or Wyoming or something, though.

this

>We need to break movement agreement with the EU. I'm tired of those round faced scum speaking in incomprehensible gibberish.
norway-russia ally when?

Swedes have always come to Norway for work, mostly sales and marketing.
Danes are there few of, Maybe 4/1000.
Icelandics are special, damn i want an Icelandic wife, we aprecciate most Nordics coming here
No, not you Romania, fuck off

>I hate the shit climate of Norway.
To each his own, I guess. Can't stand 20c+, would rather -30 than 30. Norway is so beautiful, I'm jealous I wasn't born there.

> I fucking hate anything above 15-18c.

I keep telling this to my fellow Norwegian citizens: Take off your god damn strikkegenser during the summer. Ideally, just wear shorts and a naked upper body. Shit is so cash.

If you want to live in Norway as an American, you don't want to be a carpenter. As other people have mentioned, we've had a flood of Polish immigrants since 2004, after they joined the EU. 100k to be exact. They all come here for work, and the vast majority are half-wit carpenters who work for next to nothing, usually unlicensed. They're basically the Mexicans of Norway, who you hire if you need cheap labor.

Actually, now that I remember it, I think the biggest downfall for the Nordic countries to me is the fact that gas is expensive, and pickup trucks aren't common.

My pickup truck's engine went, so I'm stuck with a car, but I wouldn't be able to live much longer without a pickup truck

>Norway

Even if you do take the potato out of your throat you'll still be speaking danish, unless you learn nynorsk or some non-eastern dialects.

You don't get it. I like nearly everything about my country, EXCEPT for the climate, and the fact that ⌀stlandet got the worst landscape.

>norway is looked upon as socialist heaven
>a carpenter would rather stay in the US with the 'muh horrible inequality'
>people still want to have a go at socialism

Why do lowlifes get off at the thought at socialism?
it doesn't help them at all, it just drags everyone else down.

No fuck off. Last thing Alaska needs is more white flight burgerfats and the napas you bring with you.
Pic related, why should we share this?

Are your unions strong there? We have a lot of unlicensed mexican carpenters here, but there's still plenty of union work for me.

No, it's very dark and cold with 0 southern territories.