His beard looks fucking awful. Why do celebrities like Keanu, Pitt, Di Caprio...

His beard looks fucking awful. Why do celebrities like Keanu, Pitt, Di Caprio, Labeouf etc insist on having a beard when they obviously can't grow one for shit?

Because they're rich and famous and it doesn't matter

It's called charisma. They have it, you don't.

reminder that less facial hair means your more evolved

source(s)?

lurking for sauce

>your more evolved

I have the exact same beard genetics as him except mine ranges from blond to black with every other possible color in between

>caught the autisimo
worked like a charm

I guarantee you they're all just too lazy to shave

In what way?

You're a chink

I love the way my boyfriend's beard feels against my shaved ballsack

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE!

show us your neckbeard, OP

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Looks fine to me. You're just being autistic.

>t. hairless chink

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They do it for roles or are just lazy. Shaving really is a chore and one must let the hairs breath freely on the neck.

>tfw shaved my beard to look more like Keanu after seeing John Wick 2

It's meant to make his face look like a skull.

because they want to be numales and numales have beards