You Have No Fiscal Power Here!

>You Have No Fiscal Power Here!

>i will draw you sauronman, as money is drawn from the taxpayer

The tax meme is dead. Let it go

>LOOK MR FRODO
>WE ARE ALMOST AT THE BANK...

they literally said that about tdkr memes in the early days of forcing them

>NO MAN CAN AUDIT ME!
>I AM NO MAN!

THE STOCKS ARE CLOSED.

THEY ARE MADE BY THE BROKERS, AND THE BROKERS KEEP IT

THE STOCKS ARE CLOSED

What about second bailout?

mount "economic" doom

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DIFFERENTIATE YOU FOOLS

A red sun rises, stock prices have plummeted this night

Me on the left

So be it! You shall be the partnership of the ring!

So show me its body.

*cringe*

>that filename

kek

The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit!Gondor calls for financial aid!
[Long beat]
And Rohan will answer. Muster the emergency funds!

And my tax!

So what was Aragorn's tax policy?

OY VEEEEEEEEEY

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>All over, the stock exchanges cold
>Buy Blue Chip Stocks, and Dividends
>We hedge out bets, ere break of day
>To hold onto, our precious gold.

>Brokers of yore, made mighty sells,
>While indexes fell, like ringing bells
>The drops were steep, made accountants weep,
>In trading halls beneath the fells.

>SPEND NOW
>SPEND NOW
>SPEND FOR RUIN AND THE FUNDS ENDING!
>DEBT
>DEBT

Do you think Gondor's C+ credit rating kept away the Elvish investors when they issued new 10 year bonds in an effort to defend against Orcish hostile takeovers?

>PAY YOUR TAXES MOTHAFUCKAAAAA!!!

>Borrow more from the Bank of Mordor M'Lord
>Rohan is too big to fail

>still trying to force this meme

>ABANDON YOUR POSITIONS!
>SHORT! SHORT FOR YOUR LIVES

not
>abandon your stocks!
>sell! sell for your lives!

>Hothead hasn't payed his taxes

this one is good

Gimli looks too small in this shot and it always bothers me, they shot him and the hobbits separate from the others so they only had two sizes to work with, but he just looks so puny.

DEEEEEBBBTTTTT

>mfw that was the line

Kek this ones good

should I invest in a roth IRA?

not trying to meme looking for actual financial advice.

>9 White males pictured above were responsible for the 3rd age crisis in which they entrusted an intern (Pictured front second from left: Shlomo Bagginsberg) with monitoring the housing market.

GANDALF:The wealth of Moria was not in gold or jewels, but mithril. Bilbo had a shirt of mithril rings that Thorin gave him.

GIMLI: Oh! That was a kingly gift!

GANDALF:Yes. I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the Shire. Of course it wouldn't fit within the lifetime gift tax exclusion, but let's keep that our little secret, hmm?

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