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News:
>The MMA Hour Live - November, 6, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=q4H1lD5wgXc

>Joe Rogan Experience - UFC 217 Recap w/ Brendan Schaub
youtube.com/watch?v=MkRuJVq-9C4

>Sean Shelby's Shoes: What's next for Georges St-Pierre and UFC 217's other winning fighters?
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/sean-shelby-shoes-whats-next-for-georges-st-pierre-ufc-217-winning-fighters

>Artem Lobov on Andre Fili loss: ‘It’s only fair that I get cut’
mmafighting.com/2017/11/6/16602168/artem-lobov-on-andre-fili-loss-its-only-fair-that-i-get-cut

>T.J. Dillashaw shuts down Cody Garbrandt’s requests: ‘He doesn’t deserve a rematch’
mmafighting.com/2017/11/5/16608640/t-j-dillashaw-shuts-down-cody-garbrandts-requests-he-doesnt-deserve-a-rematch

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Fat NIGGER

I'll use this thread but I won't like it

the goat shaub says gsps plan is fight Tyron and then Connor, thoughts?

THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR NEGRO

Who revved up the elf hand?

tyrone NIGGER would get his NIGGER ass beat by another white man

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Is it late enough for comfy heem now?

It's mid afternoon in California, retard

Calendar wins and still WMMA OP champion of the world

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Same fag

goodnight lads, I'll dream of heeming your nans

The dockmanlet just checked into his night shift and is on his 5th personality so no. His life is a complete joke.

we gotta stop with the thread wars man. OP doesnt fucking matter

Don't say that to Calendar this is his job he takes it very seriously.

I'm 90% sure it's an impersonator

Where does the revving up meme come from and what exactly does it mean?

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he tries too hard tbhfam

Masvidal sucks lmao

I'll use your sister to rev up this dick

Can GSP fight connor so the real GOAT can be established

Okay?

This fight will never happen. You're being sold wolf tickets

youtu.be/lk59imFr6yI

Brendan Schaub legit just said "GSP is thicc like a 3 musketeers"

Holy God he is a homosexual

Which of these if any would you want in the UFC?
>Soccer kicks
>Stomps
>Knees to downed opponents heads
>12-6 elbows
>Headbutts
>Small joint manipulation
>No gloves
>No rounds
>Pride rounds
>Sudden death tie breaker rounds
>

What are woof tickets?

so its autism right?

None or else the UFC would die and won't get a TV deal.

Headbutts, soccer kicks to the body

>soccer kicks to the body
Already legal

me also

There's a literal 5'4 144 lbs retard on here who switches between multiple personas and you're asking if it's autism?

Well I'm not for decapitation in the cage

Masvidal sucks lmao

least favorite fat nigger fighter???

>Needs soccer kicks to finish a can

>Soccer kicks [Y]
>Stomps [Y]
>Knees to downed opponents heads [Y]
>12-6 elbows [Y]
>Headbutts [N]
>Small joint manipulation [N]
>No gloves [N]
>No rounds [Maybe]
>Pride rounds [N]
>Sudden death tie breaker rounds [Y]

Do you ask other men to help you reach stuff on top of a shelf when you're at the supermarket docksperg?

When will a /heem/ fighter debut on UFC

im going to make a citizens arrest of the fat pedo kike calendarnigger, fat shitskin dwarf spic docknigger, and now the fat mudslime shitskin from great niggerstan

im already signed to a Zuffa contract. I make my LFA debut later this year

There shouldnt be rules and the loser should be beaten until dead

paulie ducking lobov

Damn that was a pathetic attempt at saving yourself

how come you deboyed Kevin Lee and Pettis?

I am convinced Schaub is legit gay, he said a lot of gay shit today and never talks about his wife and kid, if Borachinha whipped out his cock Schaub would suck it instantly

do you just go to your shitskin baazar to haggle or are you one of those kikey shitskins that just steals LIKE EVERY OTHER SUBHUMAN FAT KIKE

Already did

No I wont dox myself on a pedophile website

What did Schaub mean by this?

Pretty much total agreement. No rounds would have to implemented well, probably incorporating a red card system.

Huh? Say that again little guy.

See

everyone make at least one heem thread

Good night GSP

here we come

i can smell the cocoa butter seeping off you fat niggers HOLY SHIT

He gets really pissed when people don't use his threads

He's the Jacaresperg too

This is probably the 10th time today you've mentioned Schaub being gay, you post about him more than me lol

I just made this after rewatching the fight

6+ months later and you and your imaginary friends still haven't accomplished a single thing.

>>Soccer kicks- yes
>>Stomps- yes
>>Knees to downed opponents heads- yes
-6 elbows- yes
>>Headbutts- yes
>>Small joint manipulation- no
>>No gloves- no
>>No rounds- no
>>Pride rounds- yes
>>Sudden death tie breaker rounds- absolutely yes

also so-called "spikes" should be legal

Thats called pulling a swerve ya fuckin mark

the fact that you have that saved lets him know he's effecting heem more than you want to admit. just dont talk about the faggot and ignore his shitposts

Love this meme

I like to remind him of his failures not only in life but also virtually. He isn't affecting a damn thing.

what would schaub have to do for you to not defend him? At this point he could literally do gay porn and you would say its just comedy

The fact you know im referring to something that isn't even a meme confirms my suspicions. Are you gonna hop on your American proxy soon or have you just tired of doing that?

You are not even talking to that guy.

I'm just a random user who's scared for our general.

im also your dad sorry you had to find out this way son

>I like to remind him
you enjoy interacting with him. thats what he wants. stop giving him attention

>>Soccer kicks N
>>Stomps N
>>Knees to downed opponents heads Y
-6 elbows Y
>>Headbutts N
>>Small joint manipulation N
>>No gloves Y
>>No rounds N
>>Pride rounds Y
>>Sudden death tie breaker rounds N

>scared for our general
>scared
Lad....he's been doing this act for over a year. All he's accomplished is waste his own time and get a whole bunch of proxies banned.

He can't this is his friend simulator and the spammer is the only one he has

>not kicking the shit out of Aldo' leg
>the state of Fwonkie

Shameful
H8rs
Are
Mad
Brendan
Lives
Extraordinarily
Successfully

Nothing he has done has been remotely close to what you just said. If Schaub did that then yes I would be forced to drop him but that is not going to happen ever.

Don't bet on it, kek.

If certain people are too lazy to remove duplicate threads they sure as shit ain't moving a general

>Takes a break from the sperging to try and convince me of how his methods are working
I've been on this site for almost 10 years and I've never seen anything more pathetic than this.

>I would be forced to drop him
what do you got against gays man? are you homophobic? Schaub can be gay if he wants.

>american friend meets GSP in russian salon in brooklyn
>wont stop bragging

>ive been on this site for more than 10 years

lol found it you fucking schitzy dork

>this delusional

Nothing at all

>hey user.. smell my finger

Hey guys I'm bored so I made a list of every UFC champ that lost the belt without defending it & also never won it back. Marked pending on the ones who are reasonably close to fighting to win it again.

Note: Interim belts not counted

>Can't even write a coherent sentence
Get help I sincerely mean it

why are you running based Dockbros good name through the mud you disgusting heathen?

The man never shitposts or spams and is a productive member of society, I can see how this would upsets you

you forgot bisping

that was perfectly coherent youre just too mad to concentrate you schitzy dork

He doesnt even have hair

interesting. do you have enough autism to do some more? you could do champs with increment defenses until you include all of them from 1 defense all the way to mighty mouse. could be a fun graph to make

There isn't as many Jose Aldo fans as there use to be

He posts racist stuff so people assume he's the spammer. I dont think he even posts here that much anymore not as much as he used to

Get some actual friends

Wasn't Carwin an interim champ? You could throw McGregor at FW in there as well

you can't drop your boy because of his sexual preferences