25 years old

>25 years old
>never had a gf or relationship
>never kissed a girl
>never been on a date

I unironically dare you to say something that could cheer me up

Pro-top: you can't

you can be my loyal slave

you will die one day

Same, but I don't feel bad enough to post about it on Sup Forums.

Please can I?

At this point I wouldn't mind pretending to be gay just to escape the feeling of being perpetually lonely and unwanted

Same here but soon to be 21
Sucks to be ugly

Are you a virgin?

Unironically is an empty word

>I unironically dare you to say something that could cheer me up

At least you are not Russian.

yes

tell me your name
so i can find an equal Greek name to improve my property

Me too

/thread

Cars, motorcycles, movies, travel, food, surfing, music, hiking... there's plenty of fun stuff that you get to experience. Not having a girlfriend is more of an advantage, really, because then you don't have anyone holding you back from doing all the things you'd really like to do.
Even a girlfriend who lets you be you is a massive investment of time that can detract from your personal life.
See this weekend as an opportunity to experience something new. Go somewhere you haven't been before, buy some new ingredient from the grocery store and incorporate it into a dish, learn to play a new riff on the guitar, find a group to hang out with on meetup.com... whatever. Just enjoy yourself.

Are you l i t e r a l l y me?

>almost 28
>only some dates and one "gf" in late teen
>never be in long and fun relationship
a-at least im single and h-happy.

pff this.

Kill yourself

Do not stray from the path, young man. And you will achieve tranquility.

>27 years old
>dated the same girl for 3 years
>she broke up with me and tried to ruin my life
>slumped into a deep depression for 3 years and am only now starting to talk to people again
>one of my friends is a rat and tells her everything but i dnuno who it is and she keeps contacting any girl i become friends with to try make them hate me
>it works most of the time
it actually sucks and i'm about to disconnect myself from everybody

I'll be your gf.
I'll kiss you
I'll go on a date w/ you

btw I'm a girl

Try 27.

...

My girlfriend dumped me and I wanna kms

Kill yourself

I'm like you but 28..

Almost the same.
Except I'm 23 and some drunk girl forced a kiss on me at a party.
Tbh I gave up on getting a gf when I was around 19. I reckon that I have better things to do than fret about the impossible.