Red Wings @ Canucks

No bullying allowed in here

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we wuz wangz

Can Detroit stop him?

canucks desu

>Thank you Henrik and Henrik

is there enough time for a quick shower? i stink but i dont want to miss the game

>bullying

Nigga it's a two best fanbases in the league get comfy thread

>this truly awful anthem singing

I'm sorry, Ameribros

comfy is just a code word for superior desu

two songs tonight bro; plenty of time

>it keeps going on

Holy shit will someone stick a cock in this guy's mouth

do it, you fucking reek.

r/c:peed progetto

Terrible singer

Any time the Wings and Nucks play, it's superior

w-what

fuck it, waiting until intermission

tbqhwyg I always mute anthems, i'm afraid of the singer botching and I literally can't handle the cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment

>yfw the Nucks score 5 in the first period and you have to be unwashed every game day

me too thanks

they gave you an extra minute there with that ice repair and you wasted it.

>tfw sedins can still make nice plays but just cant skate for shit anymore

>he loves to stink, and he's getting off telling us all about it
sick

>fiancee
>gone into labor

>2:30 in
>Vanek hasn't taken a stupid penalty yet

IS THERE CAUSE FOR HOPE

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>It's November 6th and Derek Dorsett is still the leading scorer on the team

How and why?

HURRR DURRRRRR

lets go

Stone Hands Helm has been putting up some numbers this year eh?

MARKY GONNA MARK

AT LEAST IT WASN'T LITERALLY THE FIRST SHOT OF THE GAME, LIKE USUAL

Because he's Derek "The Phoenix" Dorsett, carrying the team on his reconstructed back

Scar

>Jacob Markstrom

his bad goal for the game is out of the way now.
he is elite now.

>its a canucks fans can still be seen entering 10 mins into the game episode
pretty much every episode

>missing 5 feet away from the net
that's called the "hutton"

At least he's not Nilsson, that fucking sieve

doesnt look very empty tonight at least
but thats probably because detroit only comes here once a year.

>all these meme out of play deflections

i just saw kippers in the arena

Oh I get it. Because Vancouver has a high Asian population.

Funny.

that's mainly just richmond though. Vancouver proper is just a ghost town of empty condos

kippers doesnt watch hokkei

Cancucks are turnover machines this period hot damn. Making the Wings look like competent defensemen.

>Canucks at home

The schedule-maker practically handed the Wings a win desu

wongs playing well desu. they're full of confidence after shitting all over the oilers

>tfw wings gonna win the cup this year

>saving that garbage

Here you go bro

>LET'S GET THE D JUMPING UP ON OFFENSE
>DEL ZOTTO, HAVE MORE MINUTES
>HOW COME THEY KEEP GETTING THE PUCK BACK

It's a wild ride

Bullshit. Wings will be lucky to be a fringe team in playoffs round one. The Atlantic is tanking so hard it's making mediocrity look good.

>implying it is possible for the Wings to win the Cup when this year is clearly our year

what kind of "injury" is he going to sustain that ends his career? will it be this season or next?

if there was a stat for falling down canucks would be 1st with no competition

He probably won't. He doesn't play NEARLY as physically as he used to, and a lot of players don't rough him out of respect. Nobody is gonna have it out for a hall of famer at the the last 2 or 3 seasons of his career.

shit music selection desu.

WHOOMP
THERE IT IS

how come he's white?

>tfw I see Bo and Boeser in the offensive zone
anyone else feeling the hype too

If Mikey G doesn't get traded at the deadline I'd be surprised. AA, Mantha, Larkin, and FRK will all be up for re-signing next year. We need cap relief. It's sad but Mike's gotta go.

that last shift definitely. i hope they learn puck rotation in the offensive zone from the sedins

Must be Japanese

>Justin Penultaker

>Nucks PP

Time to make a sandwich or read a book or something

>canucks in charge of pp
lol

every team making a playoff push wants a rightshot offensive defenseman that can help the powerplay at the deadline. he will be worth quite a lot.

>0 (zero) shots on goal

>playing dump and chase on your powerplay

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Boeser will absolutely get a goal this game. cap this

Gudbranson always was a silly ho

>capping the obvious

>>playing dump and chase on your powerplay

oh god they're going to make >us do it again

>Canucks letting themselves get on the PP

sedins should be with boeser on the pp desu. sedins seems to be the only ones that can set up a play while the B line relies a lot on rushes

>giving the Nucks 18 minutes to think about their power play
I mean there’s only so many ways to try drop passes

hopefully based Boeser will take over

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>not pinning all your hopes and dreams on Derek "Scores It" "MVP" "Conn Smythe" "50% Heart, 50% Balls, 50% Hands" Dorsett

It's 2017

yes. canucks pp is absolute shit, the current lines clearly arent working

>It took the laffs a shootout to beat a 67th string goaler
lmao 2bh

the sedins dont have the legs for that anymore. they are too slow. they are like an old pupper struggling with a bad hip.

>stick the lightning fast kid with soft hands on a line with two 40-year-olds

>laffs
>facing a team of rejects with an ECHL backup goalie
>still have to go to the coin toss

How can one team be such shit?

>it was 3-1

>laffs

Every hockey fan should be glad they exist. As long as they're around, no matter how bad your team might be, they're not the laffs

which is why its better if they play on the pp with boeser. are you worried about a shg?

>tfw this is the last season of hockey the Sedins will play
I know it's not even the halfway point in the season but I'm sad already

What did he say about the powerplay lads?

I wouldn't mind if they signed with a paycut like Linden did

>Nucks accidentally look like a decent PP for a few seconds

OUR YEAR

sedins with boeser on the pp looks like a good idea after that shift

Nah. They know they're just taking up roster spots at this point

when i hear things like
>this is the first time since 2004 that the sedins arent ___
>this is the first time in 15 years that the sedins havent ___
it makes me happy and sad at the same time.

>Gentlemen Canucks giving the Red Wings 2 minutes of rest to start the 2nd Period

this is looking like another devils game

I have the craziest feeling that this DJ likes Classic Rock, you guys.

>tfw I don't have any memories of the Canucks without either Sedin in the lineup
Fuck next year is gonna hurt bros.

Zetterberg will retire with more points than either Sedin.

cap this.

>tfw I felt the same way about Linden

the SN broadcast uses a 2 sec delay it looks like

I felt the same about Naslund. I loved him so much

Jim Jam remains un-Flim Flammed

>ZZ Top
>AC/DC
>The Scorpions

Place your bets on who the Rogers Arena DJ plays next: Black Sabbath? Def Leppard? Van Halen?