Wake up in the morning

>wake up in the morning
>realize you're not German
>you're not speaking German or thinking in German
Why live? What keeps you from killing yourselves, fellow non-Germans?

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To remind them that they gave up

You aren't German either, Ahmed who just migrated to Germany thanks to Merkel is the new breed of German. He is fucking your women and breeding with them to create more Germans.

When did your country go so wrong.

How true is this?

I basically am.
We share DNA and we're both being cucked.

>What keeps you from killing yourselves, fellow non-Germans?
the fact that im not german

they are cucks

Not getting raped by muslims
Feels good

I'm not talking about the DNA though
The culture, the language

>you're not speaking German or thinking in German
Das ist glücklicherweise falsch.

>wanting to be arab

Half true. They did raid Semigallian lands, but not as hard as it described in that pic, although we raided them back as well.

It was rather indecisive raiding on both parts. But then suddenly lithuanians exploded in a huge blob and managed to keep the Germans out.

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Slovenia, always be best friend for Austria.

Please annex us
Let's recreate the Austro-Hungarian Empire :(
We are lonely

Well, I don't know about culture, but I speak german fairly fluently.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_von_Habsburg

He's waiting, let's get him on duty

>Well, I don't know about culture, but I speak german fairly fluently.
I'm proud of you.

I can report this thread

>Like his father, he is known as an advocate for the Pan-European movement.

when will the eternal german stop

They can't help themselves

I suppose you Latvians are pretty used to surprises.
Also, I am sorry for what the Teutonic knights did against you Balts.
Apart from the Estonians, fuck them for raiding the coat of Sweden.

fight me irl
I'll knock you the fuck out
you never fought a slav before you rarefag

>Apart from the Estonians, fuck them for raiding the coat of Sweden.

Ummm, i dont know how to tell you this, but we raided Sweden as well.
And together with Estonians we sacked your capital.

Sorry

>wanting to be an Arab
I'll pass

Germany will rise with a Leftist strong man who will unify with the Papal order & Islamic hordes to attack the USA to save the world from the American Hitler Trump.

Well, I hope you don't view yourself as the dindu nuffing victims of the Templars then.

>unrelated youtube.com/watch?v=EcKIeD3RxRQ

Simply by not being german, Kekec. I'm swiss now. Swiss are superior in any way to all other. Aspire to be like them. You may turn out alright.

Well i can understand Denmark for wanting revenge since we beat them, stole half of their fleet and a lot of gold, but Old Prussians caused the teuton invasion.

>ayy prussia go raid poland for the lols
The madmen actually did it and Poland asked their new buddies at HRE to come help.

The danes unironically have an engraving in an old churt
>god save us from the plague, famine and the curonians

We helped you to become an independent country.

Do you want to be Südsteiermark again?

Hello, Austria. Big fan of Hallshtat (no idea if i spelled it right)

The only thing that makes me want to kill myself is my 1/2 German 1/4 french and Irish son has disgusting German blood.

>wake up in the morning
>i'm actually in Germany in my German bed with German gf
>go to the bathroom to brush my glorious aryan teeth
>gf hugs me from behind
>she admires my big german penis and my above average height
>damn feels good to be white desu senpai
>eat breakfast with gf
>drive to my job in my Mercedes E class made in Germany
>drop gf at her workplace
>on my way to work didn't even see 1 nigger
>work for 3 hours in the office
>rest of the time I talk to coworkers about sport, videogames and other stuff
>flirt with blonde white german qt that is my coworker
>drive home after work
>gf made dinner
>eat dinner and watch german dubbed movies
>have sex in the shower pumping my seed into my white gf
>go to bed and fall asleep
>have nice dreams because I got no stress and nothing to worry about
>in the middle of the night gf sucks me off
>felt good man
>such is life for me in Germany

Guess they really got some payback against the Estonians at least, considering that Estonias capital is called "The Danish city"

>Poland asked their new buddies at HRE to come help.
Then everything quickly started getting out of control.

>. I'm swiss now.
What were you before?

>Then everything quickly started getting out of control.

Because or a different balt tribes prank, we got occupied by germans for 800 years

>flirt with blonde white german qt that is my coworker
Flirt with another woman while you're already in a relationship?
Damn, I am disappoint. Don't ruin my ideals about Germans!

It feels good to not be German.

Kekec like you. Learned to speak German fluently. Got citizenship.

Its just a bit of flirting to keep each others ego high. Thats what attractive people do my friend.

But Swiss are mountain Jews.

Hello Latvia. I like your flag's colors.

*Hallstatt

Lovely place, isn't it.

It is pretty nice here.

t. Amerikaner mit klein penis on vacation

I tell all the ladies.

You are a true god.
Everytime I receive a (You) from a German, my day is happier.
Thank you for acknowledging me and posting my thread!

>Because or a different balt tribes prank, we got occupied by germans for 800 years
At least you guys still exist.

Also, what about the glorious duchy of Courland with colonies?

At least we are still around
>Tfw no mad Prussian bros to go bother Germans with

Of course. I live near the border. All my ancestors were Austrian. I work in Austria. I love Austria much more than Slovenia. Annex us nao!!

Favorite pic of my trip to Hallstatt.
Was up in the mountains that has the ice cave in it, a cloud suddenly passed through us. The views were really beautifull.

I like how you can tell simply from the chunks eaten out of southern Germany that they lost the last war and had their borders not drawn by them.

The moment the US joined the war effort assisting the russians and brits in defeating the Nazis, the Germans have been cucked and there is no going back since the kikes will never forget da 6 gorillion

fuck off back to laibach wehraboo scum

Germany should annex both Austria and Slovenia.
Austrians are Germans anyway.

They aren't cucks like you or the Germans. They value their culture, unique dialects and 800 years of independence. One day I'll come back and teach the rest of you keks their superior ways. I'm going to make Slovenia great again.

>baltic german duke
>latvian population
Thats it really.

For some reason wiki has listed the duke of it as Latvian.

Anyway the duke (Jacob Kettler) knew Latvian really really good and was a friend of the serfs (Latvians). The colonists to those three colonies were Latvian. Life in the duchy was good as much as ive read.

Every Race and every Country on the Planet should aim to be more like Germany and admire Germans
Through Ordnung and Arbeit you can reach anything.

We'll take you into Visegrad with us once Hungary gives green light, but we like you guys being Slovenia. You see helping Südsteiermark becoming independant Slovenia is a great achievement for us.

Looks great, hope you'll visit Austria again soon...maybe with guns and tanks to help take back Vienna and Graz...

If it didn't inevitably lead to catastrophic shit like world wars, it would honestly be cute af

We really need to cheer germans up. They have far too much self-hatred. Not so much that they try and reclaim the Sudetenland again, but just enough so that they stop being such pussies.

Don't even get me started.

I'm from Schleswig-Holstein and our National identity has been ground down less that that of other states. The old City States have more of a cultural identity but overall, actual pride for your Bundesland is being reduced to different food types.

When I was in Primary school we learned all about our Homeland and stuff about our connection to the Danes, The Hanse and Trade. Now Kids learn none of that shit.

It's not even the new imigrants as we get fuck all due to them not wanting to live in small towns and villages.
We got some guys from the Kosovo back in the day and we welcomed them, I grew up with them and many became my friends. They lived in an old office building that was done up to home them. They knew that to do better they'd have to Become more north German.
It's mostly empty again now just the older Kosovo refugees who are too old to move now.

Our Identity is being erased by the government. State by state it's happening. It makes me sad.

thanks to kek i'm not german and don't live in germany. this turkish shithole is lost, sooner rather than later we have to build a wall along the rhine river to keep these mudslimes out.

You capitalize nouns even when you speak in English.
I would suck your German cock right now if I was gay.
But I'm not gay.
And I guess you aren't, either.
Right?
I could suck it anyway though, no homo. Just as a bro thing.
A bro-job.

Let's unite and rebuild the Reich mein bruder.

Germany sucks. Germans suck.

>wake up in the morning
>realize I'm a nationalistic german in Germerkel
>I'm the only one speaking german, everyone else speaks in turk/english mix
I wish I was dead so I don't have to see more of Mommy Merkel ruining this country.

The good Germans that aren't fags have already left and became Americans.

>Looks great, hope you'll visit Austria again soon...maybe with guns and tanks to help take back Vienna and Graz...

Main reason we didnt go to Vienna.

I was really surprised that all the nice Austrian places as Hallstatt wasnt infested with mudshits, but as soon as we arrived in Saltzburg....

fucking muslim monkeys dancing and sleeping while playing islamic music by the big church near the Mozart square. Was so furious.

>see folks with german flags on their car since the eurocup or whatever is going on
>laugh as i think about how they can have some pride here but not in Germany's streets

OP ask while writing in English. DISMISSED.

> good Germans

Only a dead germ is a good germ.

Mittenwald was still good when i visited in June.
Honestly all of Bavaria was really nice and clean of muds

Waving flags = nationalism = Hitler

Well it's not for most of us here. We're stuck in a shitty country with shitty language, the only good thing is culture is Austrian I suppose.

why would you want to be the worst, most cucked people on earth?

No i'm not Homo and no you can't suck my Huge German Cock, my Cock belongs exclusively to my German Girlfriend.

The Good Germans still exist. They just don't get represented by the Leftist German Media who tries to contain us.
But we're the only ones who keep the Country up and running.

>tfw you are german and feel like you are living in an asylum

I live for nothing than my family and reproduction anymore.

It's part Roman/Italian influence, part Austrian.

I lived in Vienna for ~9 years. It was like hell on earth. Everywhere it is nice when there are only white people. Unfortunately they place those shitskins and monkeys nearly everywhere now.

The current state of my country makes me sad, sick and angry.

Live for Germany. Change starts with yourself

Most S-H is too desu, just the big cities because City Migrants only run shops. On the land you gotta get your hands dirty

I'm not a German but at least I'm not an Anglo!

No.
I wish european countries would leave Germany alone for one fucking day.
You're sovereign nation, start acting like one.

Comfy times are good times. Back then it was better to be run by a pretty nice foreigner than some homegrown cunt like Gustav Wasa.
Also, you had that interwar period as Europe's tenth richest country.

FUNNY ISNT IT

Aww cheer up, Krems is rather big and was white.

But I do agree that EU needs serious cleansing.

They werent even running shops. They were trying to sell newspapers with some special migrant cards around their necks.

>goes to a Japanese cartoon board
>takes everything seriously
So German of you!

We all know that Americans prefer to be raped by the BBC :^)

Prezidents Kārlis Ulmanis never forget

The ruskies will pay for his death one day

I speak a bit Slowenian since I go to camping trips to slovenian lakes from time to time.

You are like the nicer, less shitskin version of Austria.

When I come to Slovenia I feel a bit like late 80s early-mid 90s Austria. I love your little country.

Your such a liar, Germany is full of refugees. Illegal and legal, stay delusional. Your girlfriend probably cheats on you.

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Like 1/4th of my music is German

For whatever reason their culture is just the best. Not heritageing either, as I'm pure generic anglo-colonist

Ulmanis was a cuck that gave up as soon as the Russians came.
Would we still have probably lost?
Yes.
Would we have at least lost our independance with dignity instead of just giving it away?
Yes.

You have good taste brah

Is furfaggotry a white thing?

kek we are surrounded by degenerates wtf.

t. Latvian btw

Oh god wtf.
The most that worries my Grandma is roaming groups of Imigrants that try to pretend to Run petrol stations... Those guys are hillarious as they Bolt when you say Polizei.

>some American who never was in Germany telling me how it is in to live in Germany
>also offended because I have a nice white german gf who is in love with me

okay

emotionally repressed
Sexually do what the fuck you want.

>wake up in the morning
>i'm actually Dutch in my Dutch bed with Dutch gf
>go to the bathroom to brush my glorious aryan teeth
>gf hugs me from behind
>she admires my big Dutch penis and my incredible height
>damn feels good to be white desu senpai
>eat breakfast with gf
>Cycle to my job on my bike made in The Netherlands
>on my way to work didn't even see 1 nigger
>work on the farm the entire day
>rest of the time I eat cheese sandwiches and masturbate to pictures of Geert Wilders
>Look at pic related and realize I'm more Aryan than Germans
>Bike home after work
>gf put everything we have in our house and mashed it into one pan and calls it Dutch cuisine
>eat dinner and watch a Geert Wilders debate
>Talk to girlfriend about traditionalist values and how we're going to name our children
>We settle for Arianne
>have sex in the shower pumping my seed into my white gf
>go to bed and fall asleep
>have nice dreams because I got no stress and nothing to worry about
>in the middle of the night I wake up
>Realize I'm not German
>felt good man
>such is life for me in The Netherlands