/heem/ - Sleepy Edition

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11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
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11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
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11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit
11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili
11/25 - UFC Fight Night 122: Silva vs. Gastelum
12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Edgar

News:
>The MMA Hour Live - November, 6, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=q4H1lD5wgXc

>Joe Rogan Experience - UFC 217 Recap w/ Brendan Schaub
youtube.com/watch?v=MkRuJVq-9C4

>Monday Morning Analyst: Rose Namajunas's Leaping Hooks
youtube.com/watch?v=At9lZwrZXRM

>Sean Shelby's Shoes: What's next for Georges St-Pierre and UFC 217's other winning fighters?
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/sean-shelby-shoes-whats-next-for-georges-st-pierre-ufc-217-winning-fighters

>Artem Lobov on Andre Fili loss: ‘It’s only fair that I get cut’
mmafighting.com/2017/11/6/16602168/artem-lobov-on-andre-fili-loss-its-only-fair-that-i-get-cut

>T.J. Dillashaw shuts down Cody Garbrandt’s requests: ‘He doesn’t deserve a rematch’
mmafighting.com/2017/11/5/16608640/t-j-dillashaw-shuts-down-cody-garbrandts-requests-he-doesnt-deserve-a-rematch

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First for WHAT NOW MUTHAFUCKA!

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>it's another wmma waifu thread

When will Joe Rogan say Woman Chick on the air, he has too.

Nice job, champ!

youtube.com/watch?v=9Rl9DGM52Iw

Probably the best remix Maurice has done imo

best fightfu coming through

SHEEEEM SLEEPY

OP doesn't matter

it emasculates our general

>all these cards
>only two seem remotely interesting

Just kill my sport up already senpai

only if you allow it to, pussy

Are you stupid or are you dumb?

I want to have sex with her arm pits.

you allow it to my special hardworking friend

Someone post that weird asian girl fighter with the huge tits and bunda. She's jacked af too and a bit weird. I keep forgetting her name

nope I'm major against that

nice gyno faggot

Rin Nakai

Post proof you're in the UFC or quit larping

Contract, bonus, message, literally anything, cover up names

We will see how smug he is once USADA strips him of his belt

Everyone do a search for guys signed to the ufc with engineering degrees

When you think about it MMA isnt really a sport, people make these documentaries and idolize all these people as if its like a part of history but in reality its a small pool of people that beat each other up like animals. There isnt really a conversion for society to engage in like basketball and football, where everybody has played that stuff.

You dont "play" mma, you just get into a trashy mogrel monkey beat down for money.

Remember when Josh Dodson heemed him and then he got all roided up?

Mma is the only sport

>what are street heems

See I already told you Im not going to risk exposing myself like that

Maybe a guy wants to be bigger than mcgregor one day? Ever thought of that?

MMA is a lifestyle

I just want to know so I can root for you. Are you Jeremy Kimball?

>having a tattooed fightfu

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-mika-ann-s-nipple-75av5f6/answers/new.html

good ladd

All these salty Cody cucks

Why did so many fighters and analysts choose Bisping?

...

You don't have to post anything about yourself. Just any proof you're in the UFC

This girl....

youtube.com/watch?v=hggv9rmjN1A

to sell the PPV

Chael sonnen said GSP at 170 felt stronger than bisping at 185 when he encountered them(gsp in training, bisping in the octagon)

>GSP moving up a weightclass
>GSP hasnt been center stage in the octagon in 4 years
>USADA

idk lad beats me

>hurt acl and cant exercise
>get fat during recovery
>finally heal and workout
>nearly die

someone heem me

I like it when you have an itchy asshole and then you fart and it scratches the itch for you

GADOOOSH

what the fuck is this music
"ayy I gotchu a beat just need some words"

>rogan's taste in women

Did you go to physical therapy? I've been having this issue where my left kneecaps pops out from hard leg kicks or during wrestling when weight gets put on it but no insurance right now so I'm just letting it recover

Everyone does, you weirdo

Society would be better off without wmma

>ywn pay her yakuza handlers the fee for the all day special and go to work on her butthole

Society would be better off without global warming

wmma is just one of a million symptoms of social decay, not a cause.

Good thing it doesnt exist

like your soul

find a flaw in this post

it's the third word

Great post

That cannot be confirmed or denied.

However global warming is quite simply not occuring.

>American flag

lmao, okay special soulflake

yeah I did, that sounds bad btw id let you knee heal and look up some stretches/exercises to help you

The entire rest of society has disagreed with that sentiment since pre-history, though we are also aware of the kike's alternate opinion.

try it, goy

is Rena autistic?

Are you implying RENA is a J*w?

When is she fighting again? And why did she pull out of that cyborg fight?

she is an ally of Jews, like all aryans, honorary or otherwise.

Lol at least get your conspiracies right

I am so happy Joanna put you losers in your place today. Everyone cowers in fear of her. The one stumble and everyone is gloating like they accomplished something. She is right you people are nothing and have accomplished nothing. Meanwhile winners celebrate in their beach side homes drinking wine coolers.

post you are walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=W7HXNRux8h8

Remember that time Joanna Contender tapped to strikes after telling her opponent that she's got a weak mind?

youtube.com/watch?v=79cEfVM2mxc

>Joanna Contender
top kek

youtube.com/watch?v=P6kd0FQhd5k

tapping is the sign of a strong mind. only a weak minded, unenlightened fool would seek additional brain damage in an unwinnable situation for the sake of an immaterial, phony concept (largely promoted by harmful religious traditions that are thankfully declining) such as so-called "honor"

According to Joe Rogan, there's this magical place on your face called "the button", and if you're hit there, you're instantly KO'd.

Is this true, /heem/?

>What, if anything, surprised you about the fight

kek i love these posts

how long did you spend typing that out

about 30 seconds, i'd guess

mine is on the base of my penis, IDK about Joe

impressive af not gonna lie

you wanna jerk now?

Rebecca Black-tier

i'm on day two of nofap, so no thanks

I'm fapping you and you're fapping me so technically we're in the clear

astral traveling

I thought she died in a horrible car accident? Who is her favorite female fighter?

i don't like this meme anymore

Jon Fitch

>Joanna Contender

Wow, that is brilliant.

>Take a look at the big screen and walk us through the finish.

She's still alive, bros.

Water is wet.

Bodacious bunda

why the fuck did he say that

Because he is Joe Rogan

I want to put my wiener in that butt and just cum

Why does Joe Rogan like Burp Schlob so much?

Was Dana pissed when Joe mentioned Venom Page?

Fucking awful.

What a do-nothing bitch. Ronda may have been retarded, but she made the right call when it came to the ring girls.

He’s got a nice piece on him.