/nfl/ general - cheapshot edition

NE:Shea McClellin expected to miss rest of 2017
BAL:Woodhead doesn't guarantee Week 11 return
NE:Chris Hogan (shoulder) not practicing Tuesday
PIT:Tomlin confirms Martavis Bryant will play
MIN:Case Keenum will remain starter Week 10
MIN:Vikings 'discussing' sending Bradford to IR
GB:Bryan Bulaga tore his ACL Monday night
NYG:Giants reinstate Janoris Jenkins after 1 game
DEN:Paxton Lynch thinks he can play if needed
GB:McCarthy: Brett Hundley is not our issue
GB:TyMont out-gains Jones 51-11 on 1 fewer touch
DET:Golden Tate posts 7-113 line in MNF victory

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Raiders

Chargers

first for the GOAT

>Aaron Rodgers and Peyton Manning go down team collapses
>Tom Brady goes down team go 11-5 with Matt Cassel

5th for THE WOP

#2 in the division! For now

It's all coming together.

xth for super cam

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What? The Herd Hierarchy is honestly one of the more serious segments on his show, and he provides solid explanation for his rankings.

Cowherd does fill some air time just throwing out hot-takes he doesn’t really believe, but whenever he gets in to the NFL betting picks, game and season predictions, “Where I was wrong, where I was right”, and power rankings stuff, he’s generally on point.

People rag on Cowherd because he’ll drastically changing his opinions on things very quickly, but that’s how a successful bettor should think, and Cowherd entirely admits when he’s wrong about stuff.

>Santa busted for crack in New Jeesey

>team that had an 18-1 season
>vs two teams with shit defenses, who had gotten worse over the past two years

Really activates the almonds.

>none of the "GOAT" running backs have super bowls

Is this proof the position is useless and matters on the system?

>The Cleveland Browns have activated Al Monds from IR

>he thinks the cuckboys are winning the division

>It's a "retard only looks at Cassel's 2008 record and doesn't even bother looking at his passing numbers" episode

>The Patriots being a well run organization with a competent backup is a bad thing.

Plus the Colts were tanking for Luck

>being named Almonds

Wait until how we do without Zeke before you say shit like this bro

>Matt Cassel took the 2-14 Chiefs to the playoffs in two years and made the pro bowl

= ^ )

Has Mike Evans always been a nigger? Has Jameis Winston always been a bust?

>Al Monds
>almonds

How badly did his parents hate giving birth to him to give him a joke for a name?

Shame the Lions destroyed his career.

Really activates the Al Monds.

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>it's real
CHRISTFAGS BTFO

>Why yes my good sir, Von Miller IS the best defensive player in the league!

Did the Browns read TB12?

Uh that was a joke post

Zeke has a completely solid case in arguing he can’t be suspended for any playoff games, as it was specifically stated in the letter he got from the league that it’s a regular season suspension.

Even if he ultimately does get suspended, he’ll still be available for the playoffs, and I believe a Zeke-less Cowboys team is at worst good enough to grab a wildcard. I trust in Dak.

jokes are a reality now

who /6winsinarow/ here?

What good team have the Saints beat again?

please tell me I'm being rused by you two idiots.

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Um some of those posts were obviously joke posts sweetie

who /dead team/ here?

>being this jelly

>he can't answer the question

not as farfetched as you'd think
man that's beautiful

crazy what a difference actually having Lane this year has made for the offense

Uh that wad a joke b8

what's that? sorry i can't hear you over us leading the division

How do >we prevent the bye week from fucking up >our momentum again

>seahawk cut hasuaska
>sign blair walsh
>the same guy who lost a 20+ yard fg against literally your own team in the playoffs
>lose your game by missing three fg
Why?

>Saints fans still literally can't answer the question

Sad

prolly by being a much better team in every respect compared to last year's team

Steelers game notwitstanding, those first couple of wins weren't exactly indicative of how good the team actually was. not to mention the fact that Lane got suspended and basically neutered the offense during the hardest stretch of the schedule

Everyone seems to think there are no teams that have beat a good team this season.

Chiefs beat the Eagles and Pats, but both the Cowboys and Steelers beat the Chiefs, Rams beat the Cowboys, the Seahawks beat the Rams, and the Eagles beat the Panthers who beat the Pats but lost to the Saints who got beat by a Vikings team which lost to the Steelers who got their shit pushed in by the Jags.

If the Eagles are so good why did they lose to the Chiefs?

Real talk, what is wrong with jameis crablegs?

You cant. The next games after bye, bar the bears, are the hardest all year

that really jiggled my jimmies

>redskins beaten the rams and the xehawks
>almost beat the chiefs
are no teams good?

He is just not a good quarterback.

if any team in the NFL is good, why do they all have at least one loss?

As long as the Eagles play the way they have so far, they should finish at least 12-4. My only concern is the rhythm of the team

Road game. Chiefs had a long week to prepare after playing the Thursday opener

Everyone thinks that good teams aren't good unless half their schedule is wins against above .500 teams.
It's like this every year.

Like fuck the Cowcucks, but I seriously hope they BTFO of the Eagles next week. The Eagles fanbase has been insufferable this season.

He is godawful

2015 qbs were a mistake

>week 9 is over
>no undefeated teams
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

this. i never knew Evans was prone to chimpouts. Don't get many Bucs games in WI though. Did he do any shit at Texas A&M or was he overshadowed by Johnny Faggot?

>The Eagles fanbase has been insufferable this season.
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Who else /doesntcareanymoreandjustwantsmemewinsagainstrivals/ here?

Comin’ for dat booty, Wilson!

>yfw the r******s steal the 6th playoff spot on a cheeky tiebreaker
>yfw cowshits fans are absolutely S E E T H I N G all offseason long

black qb memeitis

evans was basically the reason manziel was even decent at passing in college. crazy catch radius so johnny could run around for a while and chuck it up to him

2014 WR class was so fucking stacked, these are just the All-Americans

What? How the fuck do you figure? Do you know how Tiebreaker work? The skins are probably getting swept by the Cowboys.

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the skins beat both the xehawks and rasms this season, they absolutely have what it takes to BTFO the chokeboys
in jerruh world
in primetime

>the skins beat both the xehawks and rasms this season, they absolutely have what it takes to BTFO the chokeboys
They also played the Cowboys this season. How'd that go again?

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>but the skins beat these teams who aren't the Cowboys!

How about you talk about the matchup these two teams already had retard. The Cowboys handled the Skins pretty fucking easily.

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Zeke did, and he could be suspended very soon. Dak played like crap.

>tfw too intelligent to lose to Tom Brady

Singles and Chargers are gonna take the wild card; Dubs and they take the division.

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The only reasons I like Cowherd is because I used to love SportsNation. And he's one of the few people who calls out Cam for being $cam

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JUST

the cowboys also lost to the fucking buncos
and the same rams team that the redskins beat
i never said the redskins WILL win in week 13, but that they have every opportunity to, and potentially meme their way into a wildcard spot

Trivia time, /nfl/!

Four of the top five teams on 3rd down so far this season are also in the top ten for scoring offense (PHI, NWE, LAR, NO). Can you guess the fifth team?

> some unproven shit from more than a month ago

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redskins

Only that fat fuck Kelvin caught him on a perfect throw

>tfw the iggles literally don't lose again
>they face the Patriots in the owl and win
>18-1

>Dal played like crap

You mean he game managed a game in the rain instead of airing it out like a retard? Dak has been great most of the year

And you are gonna assume the Cowboys are the same as when they lost to the Rams? Have you been watching any of their games? They have been playing FAR better then they did against the Broncos/Rams (defensively at least, offense was already picking it up)

This offense won't skip a beat if he gets suspended.

nope! redskins are 12th with a 3DC% of 37.5
i'd honestly rather finish 14-2 than 15-1. good to get another loss out of the way, and 15-1 teams don't have a great record in the playoffs in recent years.

Jaguars

>literally everything has changed from week 4 to week 9
>literally nothing will change from week 10 to week 13

what about when they lost to Green Bay

>Eagles, Rams, Vikings, and Saints are leading their divisions in the NFC
>Chiefs leading the AFCW
>Bills threatening to take the AFCN from the Pats
>Jags and Titans being competitive and successful for once

What a year this has been so far.

Seahawks?

If ACL tears are so common, why don't players just have their ACL's removed?

No Sean Lee, and they were literally an unlucky bounce off Williams from a win.

closer! Jaguars are 9th in the NFL with a 3DC% of 39.3%
they're just below Jacksonville at 10th, with a 3DC% of 38.7%

Bills

Raiders

It's cowboys you Dips

Cowboys have the BEST Redzone scoring offense in the ELague

Cowboys or Vikings then, I cant decide